Niru ko nangi haalat me bistar par doggy style me baandh kar Prashant ab condom lene ke bahaane baahar jaane wala tha. Aage ki kahaani Prashant ki jubaani jaari hain …
Maine wo mobile par draft kiya message send kiya aur sent hote hi wo message Niru ke phone se delete kar diya aur phone wahi rakh diya. Main ab darwaje se baahar nikla aur nikalte waqt ek baar phir darwaja lock naa kar halka sa khula rakh diya.
Main apne room ke baahar aaya aur chhup kar wait karne laga ki JijaJi ab aayenge. Par 10 minutes ke baad bhi wo nahi aaye. Haalanki maine unko jor dekar kaha tha ki main room se baahar garden me jaakar call lunga to unko aa jana chahiye tha.
Shaayad unhone message nahi padha hoga. Main phir seedha pantry ki taraf gaya. Kaan me earphone lagaaye main call me hone ka naatak kar raha tha. Waha sirf Ritu Didi the.
JijaJi waha se nikal chuke the, magar mere room tak to pahuche hi nahi. Maine unko garden ka bola tha, shayad wo mere garden me aane ka wait kar rahe honge taaki mere waha aate hi wo Niru ke room me ja sake. Lagta hain unhone mera message nahi padha hoga.
JijaJi ko to message bhejne ki bhi jarurat nahi thi. Niru kamre me akeli hain, unke liye to yeh invite hi kaaafi tha. Ritu Didi ne mujhe waha pantry me dekh liya tha.
Main waha se nikal kar seedha garden me jaakar baithh kar call me hone ka naatak karta raha. Idhar udhar najre pher dekh raha tha ki kahi se JijaJi mujhe dekh rahe honge.
JijaJi shayad ab tak Niru tak pahuch gaye honge aur Niru ko chodna shuru kar diya hoga. Mujhe unhe range haathon pakadana tha.
Kaafi time ho gaya tha to maine ear phone nikaal phone jeb me rakha aur ab waha se uthh kar apne room ki taraf jaane laga tabhi Ritu didi garden me aa gayi.
Ritu didi ne mujhe baithhe rahne ka ishara kiya. Mujhe jaldi se jana tha par Ritu didi ka order mana nahi kar sakta tha. Hum dono ab ek bench par baithh gaye. Didi ab bahut gambhir mudra me mujhse baat kar rahi thi. Unke chehre par ek chinta thi.
Prashant: “JijaJi kaha hain?”
Ritu Didi: “Chinta mat karo, Neeraj yaha nahi aayenge. Mujhe tumse jaruri baat karni hain, phir shayad time naa mile”
Prashant: “Boliye didi”
Ritu Didi: “Kal hum dono ke beech jo kuchh bhi hua, kya tumne Niru ko bataya?”
Prashant: “Nahi. Kaise batata!”
Ritu Didi: “Tumhe mere saath karke kaisa laga?”
Prashant: “Achchha tha….achchha laga didi”
Ritu Didi: “Tumne pahle bhi kabhi kisi ke saath kiya hain?”
Prashant: “Nahi, Niru ke alawa kal pahli baar aapke saathh hi….”
Ritu Didi: “Humne bahut badi galti kar di hain. Humein wo sab nahi karna chahiye tha. Mujhe Niru aur Neeraj ke liye bahut bura lag raha hain”
Prashant: “Hum aage se dhyaan rakhenge. Mujhe abhi Niru ke paas jana hain. Ek jaruri kaam hain”
Ritu Didi: “Nahi, tum baithho. Niru so rahi hogi, usko sone do. Meri baat jyada jaruri hain”
Mujhe jaldi se jaakar Niru aur JijaJi ko chudte huye range haathon pakadana tha par filhaal Ritu dids se peechha chhudaana tha.
Prashant: “Haa didi, jaldi booliye”
Ritu Didi: “Prashant tum batao, humein kya karna chahiye? Mujhe bahut bura lag raha hain Neeraj aur Niru se cheating karke. Main unse najre nahi mila paa rahi hoon”
Prashant: “Aap chinta mat karo, unko pata nahi chalega”
Ritu Didi: “Main Neeraj aur Ritu ko sab batane ka soch rahi hoon aur phir maafi maang lungi”
Prashant: “Neeraj JijaJi ne bhi kabhi kuchh kiya hoga, aapko unhone kabhi bataya kya!”
Ritu Didi: “Neeraj aesa kabhi nahi kar sakta”
Prashant: “Aap please abhi mat batana, kam se kam ek din aur ruk jaiye, ghar pahuch kar dekhte hain”
Ritu Didi: “Pakka tum Niru ko dhokha to nahi de rahe na?”
Prashant: “Sach me didi, main in sab chijo se dur hoon. Main aapki koi baat nahi taalta varna kal bhi hamare beech nahi hota. Abhi main Niru ke paas jaau?”
Ritu Didi: “Thheek hain”
Main waha se sir par pair rakh kar bhaaga aur apne room ke darwaje par pahucha. Mujhe 45 minute ho chuke the. Agar JijaJi ka stamina achchha hua to wo abhi tak Niru ko chod hi rahe honge.
Maine dekha darwaja abhi bhi thoda khula hi tha, jitna main khula chhod kar gaya tha. Shayad JijaJi Niru ko chodne ke baad darwaja khula hi chhod kar chale gaye honge.
Maine room ke andar gaya aur darwaja band kiya. Niru abhi bhi doggy style me baithhi huyi thi aur beech beech me thoda daaye baaye hil rahi thi.
Uski chut ki daraar dikh rahi thi par chudne ke koi nishaan nahi the. Shayad Jija ne chod kar Niru ki chut ki safai kar di hogi. Meri aahat sunkar Niru bol padi.
Niru: “Prashant, tum aa gaye!!”
Prashant: “Haa”
Niru: “Tum kitni der se aaye ho? Mujhe kholo, mujhe kitna dard ho raha hain. Tumne mujhe call kiya tha kya? Mujhe kisi ka call aaya tha, par aankh par patti se kuchh dikha nahi raha aur haath bandhe hain to phone kaise uthhati”
Niru itni der is tarah baithhe mera intejaar karte thodi pareshan diikh rahi thi. Mujhe samajh nahi aa raha tha ki JijaJi ne aakar Niru ko choda hoga ya nahi.
Maine Niru ki aankhon ki patti aur haath khol diye aur usko uska phone pakda diya. Main Niru ke pair bhi khole laga. Niru ne apne phone me kuchh dekha aur phir meri taraf mudi.
Niru: “Tumne mera phone use kiya tha?”
Prashant: “Nahi to!”
Niru ne phir kuchh type kiya. Tab tak maine uske paav khol diye. Wo mujh par bhadak rahi thi.
Niru: “Saara mood kharab kar diya. Main yaha paaglo ki tarah tumhara intejaar kar rahi thi aur tum itni der se aaye, kaha rah gaye the?”
Tabhi Niru ke phone par messaege aaya aur wo padhne lagi. Phir meri taraf gusse se palti.
Niru: “Yeh kya harkat hain Prashant. Tumne mere colleague ko mere phone se kya message send kiya ‘ JijaJi come fast, I am waiting for you’. Kya matlab hain iska?”
Prashant: “Maine tumhaare colleague ko koi message nahi send kiya!”
Niru ne ab phone meri taraf kar mujhe mere bheje gaye message ka screenshot dikhaya jo abhi abhi usko mila tha.
Niru: “Yeh message tumne nahi bheja to kisne bheja? Yeh us time par send kiya gaya hain jab hum dono is kamre me the aur main yaha bandhi huyi thi. Kya chal raha hain Prashant?”
Prashant: “Yeh to maine JijaJi ko bheja tha”
Niru: “Yeh JijaJi ko nahi, tumne mere office me kaam karne waale Neeraj ko bheja hain. Aur ek baat batao tum yeh message JijaJi ko kyu bhej rahe the? Hamara to chudai ka program tha. Kal bhi main nangi haalat me thi aur tumne JijaJi ko phone kar bula liya tha. Yeh sab kya hain! Sach sach batao, tumhaare dimaag me kya chal raha hain?”
Niru ab gusse me laal thi aur usne apne kapde pahanane shuru kar diye the aur mujhse jawaab talab karti ja rahi thi. Main murti bane khada tha. Muh se koi jawaab sujh nahi raha tha.
Maine achchha khasa plan banaya tha par Niru ki phone book me Neeraj naam ka uska colleague nikla na ki JijaJi. Uske colleague ne bhi ulta Niru ko phone kar diya, wo to phone uthha nahi saki to usne message kar bata diya ki Niru ne galti se usko message kar diya hain.
Niru ne ab apne kapde pahan lliye the aur wo meri taraf badhi.
Niru: “Prashant, aakhiri baar puchh rahi hoon, yeh sab kya chal raha hain?”
Uski aankhein gusse me laal thi. Main uski aankhon me nahi jhaank paa raha tha. Dusri taraf dekhte huye maine kaha.
Prashant: “Mujhe tumhaare aur JijaJi ke relation par shak tha, isliye loyalty test kar raha tha”
Niru: “What !!! Tumhe mujh par shak tha isliye tum mujhe yaha nanga chhodkar gaye aur JijaJi ko yaha bulana chahte the? Tumhe shak JijaJi par hain ya mujh par, ya phir hum dono par?”
Prashant: “Mujhe JijaJi par shak hain”
Niru: “Tumhe mujh par shak hota to phir bhi baat samajh me aati. Tum bhi jab kabhi meeting ka bol kar late aate ho to mujhe bhi shak hota hain. Main bhi tumhare kapde check karti hoon aur kabhi kabhar phone bhi check karti hoon. Par tumne to mujhe nanga kar JijaJi ke saamne paros hi diya tha”
Main ab najre niche kiye uski daant sun raha tha. Mera paasaa pura ultaa pad chuka tha.
Niru: “Wo to meri kismat achchhi thi ki tumne JijajI ki jagah kisi aur Neeraj ko message kar diya, varna main to JijaJi ke saamne is tarah puri sharminda ho jati”
Prashant: “Mera tarika galat hain, par main kya karta! Maine tumhe JijaJi ki neeyat ke baare me bataya tha par tum to unke khilaaf kuchh sun ne ko taiyar hi nahi thi”
Niru: “Tum baat hi aesi kar rahe the, kaise vishwas karti! Main tumhe ek saal se jaanti hoon par JijaJi ko 7 saal se jaanti hoon. Main sirf 14 saal ki thi jab unki shaadi didi se huyi thi. Wo mujhe apni chhoti bahan maante aaye hain”
Prashant: “Tab tum bachchi thi Niru, ab tum jawaan ho, tumhara sharir bhar chuka hain. Tumhe dekh kisi ki bhi neeyat kharab ho sakti hain, phir JijaJi ki neeyat kyu nahi badal sakti”
Niru: “Didi ki shaadi ke baad, meri kabhi chunri bhi khisak jaati thi to JijaJi usko theeek kar dete the. Main maanne ko taiyar nahi ki JijaJi galat hain. Mera JijaJi par vishwas tumse bhi jyada hain. Aur tum bhi yeh sab faaltu ke vichaar nikaal do.”
Prashant: “Agar wo message sach me Jijaji ko mil gaya hota na to unki pol ab tak khul chuki hoti”
Niru: “Aesa kuchh nahi hota. Jija Ji mujhe is haalat me dekhte to pahle mujhe kapde se dhakte aur phir tumhe bula kar tumhari class laga dete”
Prashant: “Ab main tumhe kaise vishvas dilaau! Main 100% sure hoon ki JijaJi kal washroom me didi ko chodte waqt tumhara hi naam le rahe the”
Niru: “Tum jab bhi 100% sure hote ho to sahi saabit hote ho, par is maamle me main maanne ko taiyar nahi. Bahut se log apni partner ko unke naam se nahi bula kar bachcho ke naam se bulaate hain. Ab unke koi bachcha to hai nahi, wo to mujhe hi unka bachcha maante hain. Ho sakta hain wo didi ko mere naam se bulaate ho!”
Prashant: “Maine to kabhi suna nahi ki wo Ritu didi ko Niru naam se bulaate ho. Tumne suna kabhi?”
Niru: “Kabhi dhyaan nahi diya, ho sakta hain jab wo dono akele hote hain tab Niru naam se didi ko bulaate honge”
Prashant: “Yeh to man ko bahlaane ki baat huyi. Niru time badal chuka hain. Na to tum 14 saal ki bachchi ho aur naa hi JijaJi ki neeyat pahle jaisi rahi hain. Tumhe yeh samjhna padega”
Niru: “Main tumhari baat samajh rahi hoon, par vishwas nahi kar paa rahi hoon. In sab chakkar me tumne mere saath jo kiya wo thheek nahi kiya”
Prashant: “I am sorry, main tumhe aesi situation me nahi daalnna chah raha tha. Par mujhe pura yakeen tha ki tumhe nangi haalat me dekh JijaJi ka asli character saamne aa hi jayega”
Niru: “Apne shak ki vajah se tumne itna bada risk lekar meri ijjat hi daav par laga di! Yaa to tum shak ke kaaran paagal ho chuke ho ya phir tumhe poora yakeen ho gaya hain. Magar aesa nahi ho sakta Prashant. Tum jijaji ko galat samajh rahe ho. ”
Prashant: “Tum mujhe ek mauka do, main tumhe prove kar dunga”
Niru: “Kya karna hain bolo?”
Prashant: “Wohi jo maine try kiya tha abhi”
Niru: “Paagal ho kya! main JijaJi ke saamne nangi kaise ho paaungi! Wo mere baare me kya sochenge?”
Prashant: “Tumhe nanga dekh, wo to ultaa bahut khush honge. Dekha nahi kaise tumhe bikini pahnane ke liye bola tha. Meri gaurantee hain, tumhe nanga dekh wo tum par tut padenge”
Niru: “Aur agar aesa nahi hua to meri kya ijjat rah jayegi? Main to phir kabhi JijaJi ko muh dikhaane laayak nahi rahungi. Aur tum kaise apni biwi ko kisi aur ke saamne nanga hone doge?”
Prashant: “Koi aur hota to nahi karta, par wo tumhare JijaJi hain. Unki sharafat ka mukhota to utaarna hi padega. Tumhaare paas koi dusra upaay ho to batao”
Niru: “Mujhe nahi pata. Magar main JijaJ ke saamne kapde nahi utarungi”
Prashant: “Thheek hain, aaj din bhar tum unko notice karna. Wo kaise tumhe chhute hain ya dekhte hain”
Tabhi Niru ka phone baja, usne mujhe apne mobile ki screen batayi, jaha “JijaJi” likha aa raha tha. Kaash maine message karte waqt Neeraj ki bajaay JijaJi search kiya hota to ab tak JijaJi pakde jaate.
JijaJi ne yahi puchhne ke liye phone kiya ki hum log checkkout kar ghumne ke liye nikle ya nahi. Niru ne haa bol diya aur ab hum log apne bag lekar nikal pade.
Agle episode me jaaniye kaise Prashant ne JijaJi ka loyalty test lene ke liye Niru ko manaayaa.
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