Pichla bhaag padhe:- Ameer sauteli maa aur beta-14
Hello doston, main Sonu. Jaisa ki maine pichle part mein bataya tha, ki mere ko ek zaroori meeting ke liye jana padta hai, aur ghar par sirf mummy aur bade papa hi rehte hai. Ab aage-
Main ghar aake ghar ke baahar ki khidki se sabhi rooms ke andar dekhta hu. Lekin mummy kahi dikhayi nahi deti hai. Aakhir mein main bade papa ka room dekhta hu.
Jaise hi main baahar khidki se bade papa ke room ke andar dekhta hu, meri gaand fatt jati hai. Main dekhta hu bade papa nange bister mein let kar bidi peete rehte hai, aur unke bagal mein mummy nangi leti hui rehti hai, aur mummy bhi bidi peete rehti hai.
Dono ko nange dekh kar mere ko samajh aa gaya ki aakhir bade papa mummy ko chodne mein kamyaab ho hi gaye. Mummy ko dekh ke aisa lag raha tha jaise mummy ko bade papa se chudne mein maza aaya ho. Mummy aur bade papa dono nange let kar bidi peete hue baat kar rahe the. Main dono ki baatein sunne laga.
Suresh: Bahu kya kamaal ki madak aurat hai tu. Tere ko chodne mein bahut maza aaya.
Mummy: Jeth ji aapki patni Ranjita aapko maza nahi deti hai kya?
Suresh: Arre Ranjita mein tere jaisi baat nahi hai.
Mummy: Acha, aisa kya hai mere mein?
Suresh: Tera jism bahut khoobsurat aur madak hai. Aisa jism har aurat ka nahi hota hai.
Mummy: Aap kitni saari auraton ko chod chuke ho?
Suresh: Arre bahu ab kya batau. Main to gaon ki saari auraton ko chod chuka hu. Chaahe wo koi bhi aurat ho. Aur jab mera mann karta hai, main chod leta hu. Gaon mein mera itna rutba hai, ki main kisi bhi aurat ko uske pati ke saamne chod deta hu, aur uska pati bhi mere ko nahi rokta hai.
Mummy: Un auraton ke pati aapko rokte kyun nahi hai?
Suresh: Agar rokega to main uski saari zameen hadap loonga. Isliye mere ko koi nahi rokta hai. Sab ko mere se darr lagta hai
Mummy: Waah jeth ji, aapka bada hi kamaal ka rutba hai gaon mein. Aur aapki patni Ranjita ko ye baat pata hai?
Suresh: Haa Ranjita ko sab pata hai. Lekin wo mere ko rok nahi sakti hai. Agar rokegi to main uske maa baap ki zameen hadap loonga.
Mummy: Haa to aapke darr se aapko rok nahi paati hai.
Suresh: Mera sabse chhota wala bhai tha na Mahendra, jo ki marr gaya. Uski patni Renu ko bhi main chodta hu. Aur kayi baar to meri biwi Ranjita aur Renu ko sath mein hi chodta hu.
Ranjita bade papa ki biwi ka naam hai. Ranjita meri badi mummy lagti hai. Aur meri mummy ki jethani lagti hai. Aur Renu mere papa ke sabse chhote bhai Mahendra ki patni hai. Renu meri chachi lagati hai, aur mummy ki devrani lagti hai. Mahendra mere chacha lagte the, Mahendra chacha ki maut bahut pehle hi ho chuki thi.
Mummy: Aap meri jethani Ranjita aur meri devrani Renu ko sath mein chodte ho. Aur dono apni marzi se chudti hai kya?
Suresh: Haa aur dono bahut maze leke chudti hai.
Mummy: Dekhiye jeth ji, hum dono chudai kar chuke hai ye aap baat kisi ko nahi batayenge. Ranjita aur Renu ko bhi pata nahi chalna chahiye.
Suresh: Theek hai meri jaan, nahi bolunga.
Mummy: Haa.
Suresh: Chal aaja ek aur baar chudai karte hai.
Mummy: 2 baar chod chuke ho mere ko, aur kitna chodoge. Aur aise bhi Sonu ghar aane hi wala hoga.
Suresh: Theek hai, lekin aaj raat bhi tu mere se chudegi.
Mummy: Raat mein shayad hi ho payega. Kyunki Sonu mere sath sota hai
Suresh: Arre to Sonu ko sula ke mere paas aa jana.
Mummy: Par shayad hi aaungi.
Fir mummy apne kapde pehan ke room se nikal jati hai, aur fir main bhi waha se nikal kar darwaze ke paas chala jata hu, aur doorbell bajata hu. Mummy darwaza kholti hai aur bolti hai-
Mummy: Sonu tu aa gaya. Mere ko tere se kuch baat karni hai, par tu pehle hath-muh dho kar fresh ho jaa.
Sonu: Theek hai mummy.
Main mummy ko nahi batata hu ki main unko aur bade papa ko dekh chuka tha. Main ye jaanna chaahta tha ki mummy khud hi mere ko ye baat batati hai ya nahi. Fir main hath muh dho ke jaise hi bathroom se nikalta hu, to mummy hamare room ka darwaza band kar di rehti hai, aur bister mein baith ke mera intezaar karti rehti hai. Main bhi mummy ke paas bister mein baith jata hu, aur bolta hu-
Sonu: Haa mummy, bolo kya baat hai?
Mummy: Beta mere se ek bahut bada galti ho gayi hai. Main aisa nahi chaahti thi, lekin fir bhi ho gaya.
Sonu: Kya hua mummy? Ache se batao ( Main sab jaanta tha par jaan-boojh kar anjaan ban raha tha).
Mummy: Beta asal mein jeth ji mere ko chod diye.
Sonu: Kya! Par kaise (Main jaan-boojh kar hairan ho kar bola)?
Mummy: Beta main pehle jeth ji ko khaana dene unke room mein gayi, aur khaana de kar aa gayi. Fir kuch der baat main khaane ki plate wapas lane ke liye jeth ji ke room mein gayi, to jeth ji mere ko pakad liye.
Mummy: Main rokne ki poori koshish kar rahi thi. Fir jeth ji meri chut mein ungli ghusa diye. Main poori tarah se behak gayi, aur apne aapko rok nahi payi. Kyunki meri bhi chut mein aag lagi hui thi, aur mere ko maza aane laga. Fir main jeth ji se chud gayi. Sonu mere ko maaf kar de
Sonu: Mummy main aapko kisi se chudne ke liye kabhi mana kiya hi nahi hu. Aap jisse bhi chudna chaaho chudo, lekin mere se pooch kar chudo. Bade papa se aap chudna nahi chaahti thi, isliye main bhi aapka sath de raha tha. Aur aap bade papa se chud li ho, isse mere ko koi dikkat nahi hai.
Mummy: Par beta main tere alawa kisi aur se nahi chudna chaahti thi. Jeth ji mauke ka faida utha ke mere upar toot pade, aur main bhi behak gayi.
Sonu: Haa mummy main samajhta hu. Aur main aapse naraaz bhi nahi hu.
Mummy: Lekin fir bhi beta. Aaj mere se bahut badi galti hui hai. Mere ko maaf kar de.
Sonu: Haa mummy, lekin main aapse naraaz nahi hu. Aap baar-baar maafi mat maango.
Fir mummy mere ko apne gale laga leti hai. Kuch der baad hum log alag hote hai. Fir main bolta hu-
Sonu: Mummy par ab bade papa yaha se jaldi nahi jayenge. Kyunki wo ab aapki chut ka swaad chakh chuke hai, ab aur aapko chodne ke liye wo yahi rukenge.
Mummy: Haa ye to hai. Aur unki wajah se tu aur main chudai nahi kar paa rahe hai.
Sonu: Haa mummy. Lekin ek baat batao, bade papa se chudne mein aapko kitna maza aa raha tha?
Mummy: Maza to aaya, par tere jitna maza jeth ji nahi de paa rahe the. Tere jaisi baat jeth ji mein nahi hai.
Sonu: Jhooth bol rahi ho aap.
Mummy: Arre sach mein, jab tera lund meri chut mein jata hai, tab to main jannat pahunch jati hu. Aur tere ko pata hai jeth ji mere ko 2 baar chode hai, fir bhi meri chut ka pyaas nahi bujhi hai. Meri chut ka pyaas sirf tera lund hi bujha paata hai.
Sonu: To chalo na main aapki pyaas bujha deta hu.
Mummy: Main bhi yahi chaahti hu par jeth ji to hum dono ke upar nazar rakh ke baithe hai. Agar unko zara sa bhi hum dono ke baare mein pata chala, to bahut badi dikkat ho jayegi. Aur tere ko pata hai jeth ji ka gaon mein bahut rutba hai.
Fir mummy mere ko gaon ki auraton wali baat aur Ranjita aur Renu wali baat batayi. Main anjan ban kar bola-
Sonu: Bade papa to ek number ke chudakkad hai.
Mummy: Haa beta, isiliye bol rahi hu. Agar jeth ji ko hamare baare mein pata chala, to wo hum logon ka bahut galat faida utha sakte hai. Shayad hamara business hadap le, ya hamari property hadap le, kuch bhi ho sakta hai. Isliye hamara bach kar rehna hi sahi hai.
Mummy ki baat sahi thi.
Sonu: Aap sahi bol rahi ho mummy.
Mummy aur main bahut der tak baat kiye. Fir mummy boli-
Mummy: Haa acha sun. Chal hall mein main tere ko chai dedu. Fir main nahane jaungi.
Sonu: Theek hai.
Fir main hall mein chai peene baith jata hu, aur mummy nahane chali jati hai. Fir kuch der mein bade papa aaye aur hall mein baith gaye. Main bola-
Sonu: Arre waah, bade papa aap to ache se chal paa rahe ho. Lagta hai aapki chot theek ho gayi hai.
Suresh: Poori theek nahi hui hai beta. Wo aaj dopahar teri mummy meri malish ki thi, to thoda aaram mil gaya. Teri mummy thodi aur malish kar degi to mere ko poora aaram mil jayega.
Main mann mein bola: Haa kis malish ka baat kar raha hai, sab jaanta hu.
Sonu: Haa bade papa. Waise aapko dekh kar lag raha hai ki ab aap bus ka safar aaram se kar sakte ho, aur aise bhi aapko ab ghar chal dena chahiye. Kyunki aapki beti ka shaadi hai, aur waha ghar par aapka hona bhi zaroori hai.
Meri ye baat sunte hi bade papa thoda sa ghabra gaye, aur bole-
Suresh: Haa beta tu baat to sahi bol raha hai. Par main abhi bus ka safar karne ki haalat mein nahi hu. Mere ko thoda aur aaram chahiye, aur waha ghar par sab log hai. Wo log aaram se sab sambhaal lenge. To dikkat nahi hai.
Sonu: Haa to theek hai.
Main mann mein bola: Ye bhonsdi wala itni aasani se nahi jayega.
Fir chai peene laga. Kuch der baad mummy aayi aur kitchen mein jaake khaana banane lagi. Main aur bade papa wahi hall mein hi baithe the. Fir maine tv chaalu kar liya, aur tv dekhne laga.
Kuch ghante baad hum sab log khaana khaane dinning table par baithe, to main beech mein baitha tha. Mummy aur bade papa ek-doosre ke saamne baithe the. Bade papa baar-baar mummy ko dekh kar hass rahe the. Beech-beech mein mummy bhi unki taraf dekh kar hass deti thi.
Main ye sab dekh raha tha. Kuch der mein hum sab ka khaana-wana ho gaya. Fir bade papa apne room mein chale gaye. Main aur mummy apne room mein chale gaye. Main aur mummy chudai nahi kiye, kyunki bade papa hum logon par nazar rakhe hue the. To main aur mummy sone lage.
Fir kuch der baad bade papa ne hamare room ka darwaza khatkhataya.
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