This story is part of the Maa bani Aslam ki biwi series
Starring character:- Dad (Rajesh); Maa ( Suman); Main (Rahul); Uncle (Aslam).
Mere janam ke samay par papa ne uncle se 15 lakh ka loan liya tha. Uncle ne loan de diya but ek condition par. Unhone maa, papa and maa ke ghar walo se ek form par signature karwa liye. Hamare ghar mein sab unpad the, to sab ne sign kar diye. But papa ka wo paisa doob gaya.
15 saal beet gaye the. Ab ek raat 9 pm ghar ke bell bajti hai. Main darwaza open karta hu, and uncle aa-jaate hai aur papa ke paas baith jaate hai.
Papa: Boliye Aslam ji?
Aslam: Suman ko bhi bula lo.
Fir papa maa ko awaaz dete hai aur wo kitchen se aa rahi hoti hai. Maa ne pink maxi pehni thi. Usme se unhone night ke time bra nikaal di thi, Isliye unke boobs hil rahe the. Fir maa aa jati hai. Papa mujhe bole-
Aslam: Beta lo ye form, isko padh ke sunao.
Main usko padh ke sunata hu. Usme likha tha ki-
Main Rajesh, Aslam se 15 lakh ka loan leta hu. Agar ye loan main naa chuka pau, to 15 saal baad meri biwi par unka hak hoga. Main Suman bhi is baat ko maanti hu. 15 saal baad Aslam chaahe mujhe apne ghar ke naukrani bana le, tab bhi mere ko dikkat nahi hogi.
Aur agar hum is baat ko inkaar karte hai, to Aslam ji humko jail bhi kara sakte hai. Neeche sab ke sign hote hai papa, maa and maa ki family ke.
Aslam: To 15 saal ho gaye hai. Lo ye divorce papers sign karo. Warna main Suman ke gharwalo ko jail kara doonga.
Maa turant sign kar deti hai, aur bolti hai-
Maa: Aaj se main aapki gulaam kutiya hu. Jo aap chaahoge wo main karungi.
Papa bhi majbooran sign kar dete hai. Fir uncle maa ke gaand par hath ferte hue bolte hai-
Uncle: Chalo tumhare ghar chalte hai.
Maa: Main change kar ke aati hu.
Aslam: Nahi, isme hi chalo.
Maa: Jaisi aapki marzi. Aap chaahe to mujhe nangi le jao.
Main: Main bhi aapke sath rehna chaahta hu. Chaahe aap maa ko mere saamne nangi bhi kar do, mere ko koi dikkat nahi hai.
Aslam: Theek hai chalo.
Fir hum waha se maa ke ghar chal padte hai uncle ki car mein baith kar. Main aage baithta hu, aur maa aur uncle peeche.
Aslam: Ye maxi ke andar wala petticoat nikaal do.
Maa: Aap mere ko sach mein mera ghar aane se pehle nangi kar denge kya?
Aslam: Nahi , jitna bola hai utna karo bas.
Fir maa apna pink petticoat nikaal deti hai. Uncle car ki khidki khol kar unka petticoat baahar fenk dete hai, aur unke pair khidki ke baahar kar dete hai. Fir wo maa ko apni jaang par lita lete hai. Driver car start karta hai, aur maa usko raasta bata deti hai.
Poore raaste Aslam maa ki chut mein ungli karta rehta hai. Khidki ke baahar paaon hone aur taange khuli hone ki wajah se kaafi loog raaste mein maa ki chut dekh lete hai. Maa ke ghar entry karte hi apne gharwalo ko saari baate batati hai. Maa ke gharwaale bhi saari baate maan lete hai.
Uncle: Main isse shaadi karne kal ko aata hu.
Nani: Beta humko koi dikkat nahi hai. Bas shaadi hindu riwaaz se honi chaahiye.
Uncle: Shaadi dono riwaazo se hogi, bas neeyam mere honge.
Mausi: Ok, to hum chhota sa decoration arrange kara dete hai.
Nana ji: Haa kyu nahi, hamari ladki ki shaadi hai.
Next day shaam 4 pm baraati aa jaate hai. Sab uncle ke gharwaale hi hote hai.
(Note: Maa ki uncle se shaadi hone wali thi, to wo papa ban jayege mere. Isliye unki family walo ko main rishte se bulaunga)
Aslam ke ghar ke members:
Meri nayi Dadi; Badi Bua (Kavita); Chhoti Bua (Sunita)
Fir thodi der baad hindu riwaaz mein shaadi shuru hoti hai. Maa red saree, blouse, petticoat pehan ke aati hai.
1st fera:- Uncle maa ki saree utha dete hai.
2nd fera:- Maa ke saree aur petticoat dono utha dete hai.
3rd fera:- Apni god mein utha lete hai.
4th fera:- Apna lauda chusate hue chakkar poora karte hai.
5th-6th fera:- Chut mein lund daal dete hai.
7th fera:- Maa ki gaand mein ungli daal kar fera poora karte hai.
Fir uncle sindoor lagaate hai, aur maa jhuk kar aashirwad leti hai. Aslam fir teen zordaar chaante maarta hai maa ki gaand par, aur maa ki cheekh nikal jati hai. Fir wo dono nana-nani ke pair choote hai.
Nani: Agle saal khush-khabri chahiye humko.
Aslam: Chinta mat karo aap, iski chut ka bhonsda bana doonga main.
Mausi: Khush rehna.
Aslam: Kyu nahi, hamesha khush rahegi ye. Bas agar meri baat nahi maanegi, to bazaar mein nangi karke bhaga-bhaga kar peetunga isko.
Ye sun kar dono bua hass deti hai. Fir meri nayi dadi bolti hai-
Dadi: Khoob khush rakhna pati ko. Ghar ke neeyamo ka paalan karna.
Maa: Ji maa ji.
Dadi: Tum mujhko maalkin bulaogi, aur apni dono nanad ko chhoti maalkin aur badi maalkin bologi.
Maa: Jaise aap bole maalkin.
Badi bua: Bhai iski jam ke lena.
Chhoti bua: Bhai isko kutiya bana dena chod-chod kar.
Aslam: Haa kyu nahi.
Fir dadi aur dono bua mere ko gale laga leti hai, aur bolti hai-
Dadi aur bua: Tumhara swagat hai bete.
Aur main khush hoke unke gale lag jata hu. Fir main apne naye papa ko bolta hu-
Main: Papa maa ko zindagi ki saari khushiya dena.
Aslam: Haa kyu nahi.
Maa fir apne maayike walo ke gale milti hai. Fir hum sab Aslam ke ghar aa jaate hai. Ab maa ki suhag-raat kaisi hoti hai, aur kya-kya hota hai, wo sab aapko pata chalega.
Aslam ke ghar jaane ke baad maa ko Aslam ke room mein pahuncha diya jata hai. Main papa se poochta hu-
Main: Ab to maa se kal ko hi milna hoga?
Aslam: Nahi beta, ab to aaj raat se lekar ke teesre din morning tak hamari suhag-raat chalegi.
Main ye sun kar dang ho gaya. Maine socha, ki maa ki to shaamat aa gayi thi. Fir badi bua boli-
Badi bua: Chinta mat kar. Ab teri maa wo baad mein hai, pehle mere bhai ki biwi hai. Aur uske baad hamare ghar ki bahu hai. Uske baad wo teri maa hai.
Main: Mere ko koi dikkat nahi hai, fir chaahe aap 7 din tak manao suhag-raat.
Chhoti bua: Beta ye hui na baat!
Aslam mere ko gale laga leta hai, aur fir hum sone chale jaate hai.
Raat ke kareeban 2 baje chhoti aur badi bua aati hai, aur mere ko jagaati hai.
Main: Kya hua?
Badi bua: Aa chal mere sath.
Aur main unke sath chala jata hu.
Chhoti bua: Ja us khidki mein se jhaak andar.
Main andar dekhta hu, aur chaunk jata hu. Andar maa ki dumdaar chudai chal rahi hoti hai.
Badi bua: Chal ab hum chale jaate hai. Tera jab mann kare aa jana.
Main fir unke jaane ke baad firse chudai dekne lagta hu. Main dhekta hu, ki maa ki ek taang Aslam ne utha rakhi thi, aur unki chut mein lund pele jaa raha tha. Maa aahh aahh ki cheekhe maar rahi hoti hai.
Unko ek paaon par balance banana kaafi hard lag raha hota hai. Uske baad Aslam unko doggy position mein le aata hai, aur lund baahar nikaalta hai.
Ab unki kaali chut dikh jati hai. Maa ka face jitna gora hai, utni hi unki chut ka hissa kaala tha, aur red lips the unki chut ke.
Fir Aslam unki gori gaand par belt maarne lagta hai.
Aslam : Har belt par tumko kutiya ke jaise bhonkna hai.
Maa: Bow-bow.
Aslam belt maarna chaalu rakhta hai, aur belt ke chataak-chataak aur maa ki bow-bow ki awaaze aati rehti hai.
Fir ek-dum se mere kaan mein awaaz aati hai-
Awaaz: Ye kon kutiya bhonk rahi hai?
Main palat ke dekhta hu, to peeche chhoti bua hoti hai. Fir wo khidki mein se dekhti hai. Andar dekhte hue wo bolti hai-
Chhoti bua: Dekha maine bola tha, ki bhai ne kutiya bana dena hai isko. Bhai kutiya bana kar hi le raha hai iski.
Aur ye bol kar wo hass deti hai aur chali jaati hai. Main firse andar dekhna chaalu karta hu. Aslam unki gaand maar raha hota hai, aur maa chilla rahi hoti hai.
Maa: Aaah.. fatt gayi meri chut aaah.
Aur aise hi uncle lagataar unko 45 minute chodte hai. Uske baad main wapas sone aa jata hu, kyuki main jaanta tha, ki unka ye scene agle 48 ghante chalne wala tha. Fir uske baad morning mein main khaana khaa raha tha. Usi time dadi ke paas nani ki call aayi.
Nani: Hello beti.
Dadi: Beti ke saas bol rahi hu.
Nani: Arre kaisi ho samdhan ji?
Dadi: Achi hu, aap bataiye?
Nani: Bas beti se baat karwa dijiye.
Dadi: Lo baat karwao inki.
Fir badi bua uncle and maa ke kamre ki side jaane lagti hai. Main bhi jata hu unke peeche. Fir badi bua mujhe bolti hai-
Badi bua : Le tu hi le-jaa andar phone, aur maa se bhi mil lena.
Fir main jaise hi unke room ke paas jata hu, to maa ki awaaze aa rahi hoti hai.
Maa: Aah aaaa oohh nikaal dijiye na, aap meri gaand pichle 2 ghante se maar rahe hai.
Fir main gate knock karta hu.
Aslam: Kon? Aata hu main.
Main: Nani ka phone hai, wo maa se baat karna chaahti hai.
Aslam gate open karta hai, aur bilkul nanga hota hai. Uska lund khada hua hota hai. Fir main maa ko dekhta hu, to wo kutiya bani hui thi, aur unhone apne aap ko chaadar se dhak rakha tha. Main maa se kehta hu-
Main: Lo maa baat karo.
Maa baat karne lagti hai aur itne mein Aslam aata hai, aur unke pichwaade se chaadar hata kar unki gaand maarna shuru kar deta hai. Sach mein ajeeb scene tha. Meri maa apni maa se baat kar rahi thi apne bete ke saamne, aur wo bhi chudte hue. Wo bhi mere naye baap se.
Fir unki baat khatam hoti hai, aur main room se baahar aa jata hu. Is tareeke se wo din aur raat bhi nikal jaate hai. Agle din main thodi deri se uthta hu aur sabke saath chai peene lagta hu.
Dadi: Ab teri maa aane wali hai thodi der mein. Aaj uski pehli rasoyi hai.
Fir thodi der mein Aslam aa jata hai. Wo bilkul dashing kapdo mein hota hai. Fir mom ke entry hoti hai. Maa ne sirf laal petticoat aur choocho par blouse pehna hua tha. Fir Maa aake dadi ko bolti hai-
Maa : Namaste maalkin ji, namaste badi maalkin, chhoti maalkin.
Dadi: Suman saree kaha hai?
Maa: Wo maalik ne saree pehan-ne ko mana kiya tha.
Dadi: Chalo kitchen mein jao, aaj tumhari pehli rasoyi hai, aur tumko chicken banana hai.
Maa: Par mere ko chicken banana nahi aata.
Dadi: Chhoti maalkin tumko instructions dengi, unko follow karna bas.
Maa aur chhoti bua chali jaati hai. Fir ek ghante baad maa khaana lekar aati hai, aur sab khaana khaate hai. Maa sirf kutiya banke Aslam ke paaon ke paas baithi rehti hai. Sab khaana khaa lete hai, aur thoda-thoda plate mein chodh dete hai. Fir dadi bolti hai-
Dadi: Chicken to kaafi acha banaya hai tumne. Idhar aao main tumhe inaam deti hu.
Maa ko fir dadi bend karti hai, aur unke chootad thap-thapa kar unko shabashi deti hai.
Dadi: Chalo ab jitna bhi in saari plates mein bacha hai, utna khaa lena. Yahi tera aaj ka breakfast hai.
Maa: Theek hai maalkin.
Fir maa sab ki plate ka bacha-kucha jootha khaana khaati hai. Aslam mujhe bolta hai-
Aslam: Beta bags pack kar lena. Tu, teri maa aur main honeymoon ke liye chalenge. Par tu ek shart par chalega.
Main: Kya?
Agar tu hamare enjoy karne mein dakhal nahi dega to.
Main: Main dakhal nahi doonga, chaahe fir aap maa ko sare bazaar nilaam bhi kar do.
Aslam ye sun kar muskurata hai.
Ab maa honeymoon par kaha gayi, aur Aslam ne uske sath kaise enjoy kiya, ye aapko pata chalega next part me.