Ab tak aapne padha ki Archana aur Ajay ne maa baap banne ki thhaani aur Archana pregnant hone hone wali thi. Ghar me sab khush the.
Ab aage ki kahaani Ajay ki jubaani jaari hain…
Archana ki pregnancy ki khushi thi aur hum ghar wale khushi ke mauke par picnic jaakar jarur manaate the. Hum sab agli chhutti wale din picnic ke liye jaaane wale the.
Hamesha ki tarah picnic ko lekar hum excited the. Par mujhe pata nahi tha ki meri zindagi me dusri musibat isi picnic ke dauraan aane wali thi.
Mummy papa sahit ghar se sabhi log aa rahe the aur humne saath me meri saali Shraddha ke saath hi mere sasur Ramakant Ji aur unki biwi ko bhi liya tha.
Hamari picnic hasi khushi se achchhe se chal rahi thi. Thodi der baad sabhi log chhote chhote group me alag alag bikhar kar ghumne lage.
Dono ghar ke parents wahi baithhe the aur baatein kar rahe the. Pooja, Archana aur Vinod bhaiyaa nadi ki taraf nikal gaye.
Main, Shraddha aur Vandana bhabhi chhoti si pahaadi par chadh rahe the. Shraddha utsaah ke saath teji se pahadi par daudate huye chadh kar aage nikal gayi.
Vandana: “Thoda intejaar nahi hua!”
Ajay: “Sorry bhabhi, maine Archana ko bola tha par usne kaha ki aap logo ka abhi plan nahi hain, isliye phir humne plan kar liya”
Vandana: “Main Shraddha ki baat kar rahi thi”
Ajay: “Opps, sorry”
Vandna: “Tum logo ne thheek hi kiya. Hamare bharose rahte to intejaar karte hi rahte”
Ajay: “Aesa kyu kah rahi ho. Aapka career to ab set ho hi chuka hain”
Vandana: “Bachcha paida karne ke liye career aade nahi aata. Bachche ke liye ek mard ka hona jaruri hain”
Main thoda sakpaka gaya aur chup ho gaya. Vandana bhabhi bhi kuchh der khamosh rahi.
Vandana: “Main aur Vinod pichhle ek saal se koshish kar rahe hain. Abhi test karwaya to Vinod ka sperm count zero aaya”
Ajay: “I am sorry. Magar aap to doctor hain, aap koi na koi ilaaj nikaal hi degi”
Vandna: “Ek hi ilaaj hain, main sperm bank se kisi aur ka sperm le lu”
Ajay: “Aajkal to log lete hi hain. Koi problem nahi hain”
Vandana: “Maine Vinod ko abhi tak yeh nahi bataya ki usme kya problem hain”
Ajay: “Kyu?”
Vandana: “Usko overconfidence hain ki problem mujhme hain. Maine usko kaha ki agar problem usme nikli to kya hoga! Wo depression me aa gaya ki agar aesa hua to wo mujhse alag ho jayega meri khushi ki khaatir”
Ajay: “Aesa thode hi hota hain. Main baat karta hoon bhaiyya se”
Vandana: “Tumhe meri kasam hain, tum aesa nahi karoge. Kuchh mard hote hain jinko yeh chije bardasht nahi hoti ki unme mardaagni nahi hain. isliye maine jhoothh bol diya ki kami mujhme hain. Main is family me bahut khush hoon”
Ajay: “Bura mat maanna par maine note kiya hain ki jabse Archana ki pregnancy ki khabar aayi hain aap pahle jitni khush nahi dikh rahi hain. Aap maa banna chaahti hain!”
Vandana bhabhi ne koi jawaab nahi diya aur pahaadi par chalti rahi. Main wahi ruk gaya.
Ajay: “Main Vinod bhaiyya se baat karne wala hoon is baare me. Unko samjhana jaruri hain”
Vandana bhabhi chalte chalte ruk gayi aur mujhe palat kar dekha. Main unke paas pahucha.
Ajay: “Aap chinta mat karo, main thheek kar dunga”
Vandana: “Tum meri madad hi karna chahte ho to mujhe maa bana do”
Mujhe aesa laga jaise kisi ne bada patthar uthha kar mere seene par maar diya ho. Main wahi ladkhada kar neeche baithh gaya.
Vandana bhabhi meri taraf jhuki aur mujhe uthhane ke liye apna haath aage badhaya. Meri najre unke Tshirt ke andar gayi jo jhukne se upar se thoda khul gaya tha.
Andar do gaure gaure bade mummo ka ubhaar dikhayi diya. Maine apna sir jhatakate huye apni aankhien band ki aur phir dusri taraf dekhne laga.
Vandana bhabhi ne bhi ek haath se apna Tshirt seene se daba diya. Tab tak mujhe gira dekh Shrddha bhi waha aa gayi thi.
Shraddha: “Bade mard bante ho Ajay Jiju, thheek se chall bhi nahi sakte. Mera haath pakad kar chalo”
Shraddha meri baah ko apni baah me fasaate huye mujhe khhinch kar pahaadi par le jane lagi. Maine peechhe mudkar Vandana bhabhi ko dekha jinke chehre par ek mayusi thi.
Thodi der baad hum teeno pahaadi se neeche aa gaye the. Vandana bhabhi is dauraan thodi bujhi bujhi si hi rahi.
Archana, Pooja aur Vinod bhaiyya abhi tak nadi se waapis aaye nahi the. Isliye hum teeno bhi nadi ki taraf chal pade.
Wo teeno hi ghutno ke neeche tak paani me khade ek dusre par paani uchhal rahe the. Unke kapde pure geele ho chuke the. Unhone humein dekha aur paani me bulaya.
Shraddha mujhe khinch kar paani me le jaane lagi. Vandana bhabhi ne paani ke andar aane se mana kar diya. Vandana bhabhi akeli paani ke baahar thi aur baaki hum sab andar masti kar rahe the.
Hum sab log bheeg kar baahar aaye aur kapde change karne ke liye gaye. Vandana bhabhi hum sabke kapde le aayi thi. Pahle ladkiyo ne jaakar kapde change kiye.
Vandana bhabhi ne mujhe aur Vinod bhaiyya ko towel diya.
Vinod: “Vandna tum paani me aayi kyu nahi?”
Vandana: “Mood nahi tha”
Vinod: “Tumhara mood hota kab hain?”
Vandana bhabhi chup ho gaye, udaas to wo pehle hi the.
Ajay: “Kya bol rahe ho bhaiyya. Unki ichchha nahi hogi abhi”
Vinod: “Pata nahi aajkal isko kya ho gaya hain! Mood kharaab hi rahta hain”
Yeh kahte huye bhaiyya wahi ped ke peechhe jaakar kapde change karne lage. Vandna bhabhi mere paas hi khade the.
Ajay: “Aap sperm bank se help kyu nahi le leti?”
Vandana: “Uske liye Vinod ke bhi sign chaahiye honge. Tab mujhe usko uski kamjori batani hogi. Yeh wo sun nahi paayega”
Ajay: “To aap Vinod bhaiyya ke liye apne aap ko saja degi?”
Vandana: “Tum mujhe is saja se bacha sakte ho. Baahar kisi mard ki help main lena nahi chaahti”
Ajay: “Aapko pata hain ki na to main kar paaunga aur naa hi aap yeh karna chahti hain. Aap bhaiyya ko bata do varna main khud bata dunga”
Vandana: “Tumhe meri kasam hain mat batana. Main nahi chahti ki meri vajah se tumhaae khushhaal ghar me dukh aaye. ”
Ajay: “Koi dukh nahi aayega. Mujhe baat karne do”
Vandana: “Vinod ek baar pehle bhi apne haath ki nas kaatne wala tha. Maine usko jhoothh bola ki main majaak kar rahi thi ki wo bachcha paida nahi kar sakta, tab jaakar wo maana. Tum sach bata kar apne bhai ko maarna chaahte ho?”
Vandana bhabhi ke aansoo tapak pade the. Wo turant waha se chali gayi. Main bhi kapde change karne ek ped ke peechhhe chala gaya.
Kapde pahan aaya tab tak teeno bahne Archana, Pooja aur Shraddha bhi change karte saamne se aati dikhai di.
Geele baalo me wo teeno khile huye phoolo ki tarah khubsurat lag rahi thi. Unke khilkhilaate chehre dekhkar mera udaas man bhi thoda khil uthha.
Shraddha: “Kabhi jawaan ladkiyo ko dekha nahi kya Ajay Jiju, itna kyu ghur rahe ho?”
Tabhi Vinod bhaiyya bhi waha aa gaye the.
Vinod: “Yeh Shraddha itna bolti bhi hain, mere saamne to nahi bolti yeh”
Vindo bhaiyya ko dekh kar mera man gusse me bhar gaya. Unki vajah se Vandana bhabhi ko kitni taklif ho rahi thi.
Ajay: “Shraddha ko mardo se nafrat hain. Mujhe bhi lagta hain ki wo sahi hain”
Maine Vinod bhaiyya ko dekhte huye yeh kaha. Main apni thodi bhadaas nikaal raha tha. Shraddha khush ho gayi aur mere saath hi-fi kiya.
Vinod: “Aesa kya kar diya hum mardo ne! Ladkiyo ko khush rakhne me hi lage rahte hain”
Ajay: “Wo to imaandaari se in ladkiyo se hi puchhna padega”
Hum log waapis waha aa gaye jaha hamaar parents baithe the. Vandana bhabhi bhi wahi the. Hum log lunch karne wale the.
Mera pura dhyaan unhi par tha. Vandana bhabhi par taras aa raha tha. Unki bhi najre jab bhi mujhse milti to phir apne kaam me lag jaati.
Lunch ke baad hum phir tahalane nikal gaye. Vandana bhabhi aur Vinod bhaiyya ek saath nikal gaye the. Meri chhhoti bahan Pooja mere paas akele me request lekar aayi thi.
Pooja: “Main Archana bhabhi ke saath akele jaana chaahti hoo. Yaha ka mahaul bahut achchha hain to hum dono thoda sa … aap samajh rahe hain na?”
Ajay: “Thheek hain ja, magar aas paas dhyaan rakhna koi dekh na le. Aur kapde bilkul mat kholna, yaha khule me thheek nahi hain”
Pooja: “Aap us Shraddha ko sambhalo, wo hamare peeche punchh ki tarah naa aa jaaye”
Pooja aur Archana bhi waha se jaane lagi aur unhone Shraddha ko saath le jaane se mana kar diya. Maine Shraddha ko apne paas bulaya.
Shraddha: “Mujhe lagta hain ab mujhe ladkiyo se bhi nafrat karni padegi. Pata nahi yeh dono aesa kya karne ja rahi hain! Chalo hum bhi unka peechha karte hain”
Ajay: “Unko jaane de. Tu mere saath chal, tujhe ghuma lata hoon. Udhar thoda jungle jaisa hain, waha chalte hain”
Shraddha: “Udhar sunsan jagah le jaakar mujh par chance to nahi maaroge?”
Ajay: “Tujh par chance kaun maarega?”
Shraddha: “Main buri dikhti hooon?”
Ajay: “Tujhe achchha dikhkar kaunsa ladka pataana hain! Tu to kunwaari hi rahne wali hain. Tu chal mere saath”
Shraddha: “Udhar nahi, udhar to Vandana didi aur Vinod JijaJi gaye hain. Kya pata kya galat kaam kar rahe ho. Aapse sikh kar kahi wo dono bhi bachche ki planning to nahi kar rahe?”
Ajay: “Tu to jyotishi hain, tu haath dekhkar bata de unko bachcha hoga ya nahi”
Shraddha: “Achchha idea hain. Mujhe fees bhi mil jaayegi”
Main Shraddha ko lekar dusri taraf gaya jaha Pooja aur Archana nahi gaye the. Hum masti me aage badh hi rahe the tabhi Shraddha ne mera haath pakda aur khinch kar mujhe ek ped ke peeche daba diya.
Agle episode me padhiye aage waha kya hone wala tha.
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