Garden se ghar aa kar, aur kaam nipta kar, main so gaya. Itni aaram se neend aayi ki pata hi nahi chala. Shaam ko mobile ki ring bajne se meri aankhen khul gayi. Dekha to Di ki 3 missed call padi thi. Itni missed calls dekh kar mere dimag ke ghode daudne lage ki kya hua hoga.
Kya Di ko sach pata chal gaya? Kya Kayra ne Di ko sab sach bata diya hoga? Ye sab sochte hue maine socha ki jo hoga dekha jayega. Di ki chut to maar li hai. Ab kuch bhi ho, koi tension nahi. Aur Di ki self declaration bhi recorded thi video pe, ki wo apni marzi se chudwa rahi thi.
Kisi ko kya pata ki kaise ye jugaad kiya tha. Kyunki yaha jo dikhta hai wahi bikta hai, aur video ko hi aaj kal sach maana jata hai. Aise khayali pulav pakate hue maine dhadakte dil ke sath Di ko call lagayi.
Mera dil zoro se dhadak raha tha. Kuch der ring bajne ke baad call ko uthaya. Saamne phone par Kayra ki awaaz thi. Ye sun kar main ek-dum relax ho gaya.
Kayra: Uncle, kab se call laga rahi hu. Phone uthaya kyun nahi?
Me: Arre beta, wo main so raha tha. Isliye nahi utha paaya. Kya hua, sab theek to hai na?
Kayra: Itni shaam ko kon sota hai?
Me: Arre, wo thoda relax kar raha tha (mann to kiya ki use bol du, ki ye teri mom ko chodne ke baad ka relaxation hai). Tu bata, tere ghar pe mahaul kaisa hai? Teri mom ko koi doubt to nahi hua?
Kayra: Nahi uncle, apna plan to theek gaya lagta hai. Mom abhi kitchen mein hai, par unhe kisi baat ki tension lagti hai.
Me: Hmm, ghar ki ladies ko kuch na kuch tension to hoti hi rehti hai ghar ko lekar. Bachho ki padhayi ko lekar. Hubby ko lekar. It’s normal.
Par mujhe pata tha ki Di ko kis cheez ki tension thi. Maine call ko speaker ke upar daal kar, wo apni doosri wali insta id open ki, jise maine Di ko forward ki thi. Par Di ka koi message nahi aaya tha. Shayad wo yahi soch rahi hongi ki wo mujhe message kare ya na kare.
Maine socha ki pehle Di ko mauka dete hai. Agar uska message nahi aaya 1 se 2 din mein. To fir main use saamne se approach karunga.
Kayra: Hello, hello, kaha kho gaye?
Me: Arre kuch nahi.
Kayra: Main pooch rahi thi ki mera phone kaha pe hai?
Me: Arre tumhara phone, wo to maine tumhare (aur usi time kitchen main kuch awaaz aayi. To main phone rakh kar waha dekhne gaya, to waha pe billi ne kuch gira diya tha. Main use bhaga kar wapas apne kamre mein aaya, to Kayra hello-hello kar rahi thi).
Maine hello bola.
Kayra: Aap kya keh rahe the? Ki mere jaane ke baad aapne. Kahi use bech to nahi diya? (uski awaaz mein bechaini thi)
Me: Aisa hi kuch samjho. (maine phone nahi becha tha, par main uske maze lena chaahta tha)
Kayra: Kya uncle. Aap aisa kaise kar sakte hai?
Me: Arre beta. Main risk nahi le sakta tha. Agar tumhari mom ya papa uski chori hone ki complaint likhate, aur police use track karti, to main phass jata na usme.
Kayra: Par use dene se pehle mujhse ek baar poochna to chahiye tha na?
Me: Baat to teri sahi hai, par hadbadi mein sab ho gaya. Kya usme kuch important tha?
Kayra: Yes, uncle. Tabhi to maine call kiya.
Me: oh, I see. (aur Kayra ne nirash hoke phone rakh diya).
Uske baad mere dimag mein kuch click hua, aur main fresh ho kar gaadi leke nikal pada. Maine fir shop se pizza colddrink pack karwaya, aur Di ke ghar pahunch gaya.
Maine doorbell bajayi to Kayra ne gate khola. Gate open hote hi main usko dekhta reh gaya.
Tight t-shirt aur kapde pehne the usne. T-shirt bhi uska low neck tha, jisme se uske chhote boobs ki clevage dikhayi de rahi thi. Pehli baar maine use is tarah dekha. Usko dekh ke main hakka-bakka reh gaya.
Kayra: Hello, kya hua? Kya dekh rahe ho?
Me: Kuch nahi, wo tum aaj kuch alag lag rahi ho.
Kayra: Wo to main hu hi khoobsurat.
Me (uski clevage ko ghoorte hue): Par aaj to kuch extra khoobsurat lag rahi ho. (ye sun kar wo smile karne lagi)
Me: Sach kahu to, Bilkul apni mom ke jaisi. Wo bhi teri age main kuch aisi hi dikhti thi (ye sun kar wo blush karne lagi).
Me: Mom kaha hai?
Kayra: Kitchen mein.
To fir main kitchen mein gaya, aur dekha ki Di khaana bana rahi thi. Maine dheere se uske peeche jaa kar uski kamar mein hath daal kar, usko apni aagosh mein jakad liya.
Di: Arre tum aa gaye? (aur usne peeche mud ke dekha, to main tha. Mujhe dekh kar wo surprised thi)
Me: Yes darling, tumhari yaad mujhe yaha kheench layi (aur maine apne hath uske boobs pe rakh kar use halka sa masalne laga).
Di: Chhodho mujhe, Kayra dekh legi. (aur usne mujhe alag kiya) Kyun aaye ho?
Me: Bas, tumse milne ka dil kiya, isliye aa gaya. Aaj dopahar ko tumne kuch aisa jalwa dikhaya, ki ab tumse bina mile raha nahi jata (utne mein Kayra andar aa gayi).
Me: Dekho Kayu, main tumhare liye pizza aur coke lekar aaya hu.
Kayra: Wow!
Di: Par main abhi khaana bana to rahi hu?
Me: Di, ek baar Pizza ko khaa lene se kaha koi pet bhar jayega? Aur ye aisi cheez hai jise kitna hi khao, pet bharta hi nahi. Kyun Kayra? (ye kehte hue maine Di ki chut ki aur dekha, aur wo mera ishara samajh gayi)
Kayra: Ek-dum sahi kaha.
Aur Kayra kitchen se glass aur dish utha kar, main room mein pizza khane lagi. Maine TV on kar di, aur yaha-waha dekhne laga. Actually mera yaha aane ka reason tha Kayra ko uska mobile dena, jo maine uski bag ki last pocket mein rakha tha.
Maine main room mein dekha to waha pe nahi thi bag. Fir main Kayra ke room mein gaya, to waha ek taraf wo padi thi. Maine fatafat usko open kiya, to waha wo phone tha, jise lekar maine apne bag mein chhupa diya.
Fir main baahar aaya, to Kayra TV dekh kar pizza khaa rahi thi. Main seedha wapas kitchen mein gaya. Aur Di ko firse hug kiya peeche se. Di is baar surprised nahi hui.