Part 1
Amar nam Payel, muslim ghorer meye, amar boyosh 27. Amra dui bon, baba mara gechen choto thaktei. Ma ar biye koren ni, tobe shonhshar ta takei tante hoyeche ekla. Tobe Ma biye koreni ei karone na je Ma baba ke onek valobashten, sotti kotha bolte baba chilen nam kawaste baba, uni beche thakteo Ma-i amader shongshar tenechen, amader dui bon ke boro korechen. Bastob e Ma ar biye koren ni karon, je karone amader society te ekta meye ke abar biye korte hoi, sei proyojon ta onno vabe mite geche.
Amar baba je office e chakri korten sei office er boss amader ke help korechen, aro help korechen amader ei parar bohu bochor er political leader, plus aro help korechen amar boro chacha. Na, emni emni keu help kore na, amar ma prochondo rupoboti ebong ekhono tini voyonkor jouno abedonmoyi, keu dekhle amader tin jon ke meye r ma bole na, mone kore boro bon choto bon. Ma-er eder sobar sathei sharirik shomporko ache, eto bochoreo era keu-i make vog kore tripto hoi ni, borong eder prottek er khuda jeno aro bereche.
Ma ekta kotha sob somoy bolen, shon, purush ra, amra jai kori na keno, oder chokhe bela shesh e amra shudhu ek ekta magi, karo mai boro ba choto, pod koto ta vari, gud koto ta tight, kar sathe showa jabe, kivabe showa jabe, ei, kajei nijeke thik moto istemal korbi, manush ki vablo ta niye konodino chinta korbina, karon oi manushgulo tor pete khawa dibe na, tor dam tor mai pod gud er moddhei, eguloke thik moto babohar korbi, abar etao kheyal rakhbi jeno egulor akorshon oi purush er kach theke kokhono shesh hoye na jai. Aro ekta kotha ma sob somoy bolen, purush ar narir moddhe shomporko ta chironton, eta shudhu purush ar nari holei holo, je kono purush narir shomporker majhei ei akorshon thake. Ma eta bolechilen karon boro chachu ke niye make ekbar jiggesh korechilam, tokhon.
Pathok, bujhtei parchen, choto bela thekei amader manoshikota ar doshta meyer moto chilo na, ma-er training ar guideline peye ami din din pakka magi hoye uthlam. 27 bochor boyoshei ami 12 jon er sathe prem er ovinoy kore oder sathe shuyechi, onek kichu adai kore niyechi, tarpor oder ke chere diyechi. Evabei ek boro bhai ke dhore ami bishal ekta local real state company’r branch office e junior ekta position e join korlam. Sotti kotha bolte, oi salary’r oi position e ami kono vabei fit na.
Ghotonar shurutei amar ar mayer sharirik goron er ekta dharona diye nei. Ma er boyosh 45, kintu ja bollam, hardly ma-ke mone hoi 35. Amra sobai ektu short, dujonei 5’1″ only, tobe dujonei prochondo forsha, chowra mukh, akorshoniyo mukhoshree, well, aro sothik vabe bolle, amader cheharar moddhei ekta chenali vab ache. Ma-er mai er size 38DD, amar 36DD, bishal akar er karone ma-er mai duto ektu jhule eseche, amar mai duto ekhono ekdom khara khara, dujoner mai er botai lalche khoyeri, paka angur er moto bota gulo, bishal chitano pet, dujoneri halka med ache, sugovir navi, tarpore chowra pet ta hothat shoru hoye bishal pod e ese misheche.. ma r amar dujoner pod er size-38. Sudoulo pa, tobe height kom thakar karone pod gulo aro boro dekhai, dabna duto manghol r hatar somoy kromagoto ekta arekta ke bari dite thake.
Amader ma -meyer doodh gulo ekebare paka peper moto, je kono purush er hater muthoi niye nishpish korte icche korbe, ar pod duto niye narachara korte sobai pagol thakbe, amader dujoneri gud er baal nikhutvabe kamano thake, actually, e bapare ma majhe majhei amake help koren … lol…
Ghotonai ferot asi, ami chakri te join korechi 6 months holo, already office er motamuti sob purush rai chance nebar cheshta korche, branch manager to ekdin bolei boslen, ‘aro ektu jodi boyosh kom thakto Payel, tobe sob chere diye tomar kache chole astam’.. beta jodi bujhto je sob chere asleo ami or kache jetam na, amar nozor je aro onek upore…
Evabei 6 months er mathai head office theke janano holo je asche weekend e shohor er sobcheye boro five star hotel e amader company’r yearly family night. Ami janlam je etai amader company’r sobcheye boro party, sobai sobar family member (spouse/ parents) ke niye aste parbe, dress code, jar ja iccha. Tobe jehetu onek parents ase but party te hard drinks er bonna boye jai, kajei ei dikei employee der ke unofficially bole rakha hoi, so that tara bujhe shune parents der ke niye asen. Ami ma-ke bollam, ma to moha khushi, plus ma ami dujonei hard drinks e ovvosto, amra gola obodhi pan koreo matal hoi na, tobe matal hobar ovinoy korte pari… hi hi…
Ami r ma thik korlam je amra dujonei saari pore jabo, shiffon. Ma porben white r ami porbo cream color er shiffon. Annual night e amra jotha somoy er ektu pore hazir holam. Jedikei jacchi sedik thekei amader niye je ektu gunjon hocche ta bujhte parchi, vetore vetore khushi holam je kangkhito attention draw korte parchi. Porichito koyek joner sathe dekha holo, sobar sathe ma-er porichoy koriye dilam, mohila gulo ektu irshar chokhe dekhlo, ar purushgulor jeno lol porchilo. Evabei ektu pore branch manager elen, amader dujoneri boro golar blouse er upor diye ja kina amader shiffon saari konovabei dheke rakhte pare ni, amader dui jora mai ke gile gile khelen. Tarpore amader ke niye gelen arektu samne, dance floor er samne, bar er kache. Ar okhanei porichoy holo Chowdhury shaheb r Nagmoni babu’r sathe; inarai holen joint owner of the company, bishal bittoshali dui bondhu jara prai 20 yrs age ei company shuru korechilen.
Ektu bole nei dujoner bapare. Inader moddhe Chowdhury muslim r nagmoni hindu. But eder adol onektai eki rokom. Dujonei prai 6 ft er upore lomba, bishal shoulder, dujon ke dekhlei prochondo kamuk o dushchoritro mone hoi, romosh shorir, kalo gayer rong, boyosh 50+ but oti shokto shorir er goron. Ekebare petano shorir, dekhte ekdomi kamuk duto janowar mone hoi. Dujoner hatei mod er glass, dujonei eksathe ghure prothomei amake r ma ke pa theke matha porjonto dekhlo, tarpore dujoner moddhei ki jeno ekta chokher ishara holo. Branch manager rajbabu amake porichoy koriye dilen. Ami Chowdhury ke salam dilam r nagmoni babu ke nomoshkar korlam r ma-er sathe porichoy koriye dilam.
Nagmoni babu bollen, ‘are you serious? She is your mother? Tumi bolar por o blv hocche na” amra sobai heshe uthlam, ma-o ektu chenali hashi dilo, kichu bollo na. Chowdhury shaheb er porei jeta korlen, setate sobai ektu surprised holo, uni ekta fresh glass niye ma-er dike egiye dilen, ‘Please join us, and we thank you for allowing your daughter to work with us, she is a wonderful assets (eta bolar somoy amar mai gulor dike ektu takiye nilen) for the company. Chowdhury shaheb ajke amake prothom dekhlen, but obolilai bole gelen je ami khub valo ekjon employee, purush manush flirt o korte pare baba. Jai hok, sobai obak holo karon Chowdhury shaheb nije kauke drink offer korchen. Ma-o second offer er jonno wait na kore hat bariye glass ta niye nilo. Ami ma-ke ektu fisfis kore bollam, ‘ei ki hocche? Aste dhire’. Ma bollen, ‘tui chup thak, tor dui boss kintu line er manush’.. amra dujonei khil khil kore heshe uthlam.
Kichukhon pore Chowdhury shaheb amader dujoner sathe unar wife r ekmatro putro babu’r porichoy koriye dilen. Na bollei manai jetona je Mr. babu unar shontan, ekebarei babar moto hoi ni, prothom dekhatei bujha jai je cheleta kotota baktittohin, babar takai bose bose furti kore, mone holo mod khabar ovvash ta valoi, ektu matal mone holo, baba r mayer samnei dibbi chaliye jacche, bujhlam, era khubi ultra-modern family.
Wife ta ekebare buri hoye geche, chokh eo shomvoboto thik moto dekhen na, ga vorti gohona, mone hocche gohonar var ei pore jabe, ekebarei Chowdhury shaheb er sathe jai na. jai hok, ami Nagmoni babu ke jiggesh korlam, Nagmoni babu, apnar wife… uni r Chowdhury shaheb eksathe ho ho kore heshe uthlen, Chowdhury shaheb bole uthlen, ‘or sara jibon onner wife der ke eto beshi valobesheche je nijer r alada kore wife hoye utheni’ eta shune nagmoni babu soho sobai ha ha kore heshe uthlo…
Ektu pore nagmoni babu amake drink offer korlen, ami drink nilam. Arektu pore rat barar sathe ami r ma eksathe dj floor e giye ekebare khemta nach dilam, amader mai pod er jhakuni nachuni dekhe purushgulor tokhoni mone hoi bathroom e giye kheche felar obostha. Chowdhury ar nagmoni babu amader ke niye nijeder moddhe kichu ekta alochona korche, seta bujhte parchi. Evabei ei party amra shesh kori, rat e ese ami ma’r pashe shuye shuye jiggesh kori, ‘kemon holo?’ ma smito hashi diye bollen, ‘tui just wait kor, sob hobe’. Ma’r kothai sotti holo, thik 7 days pore ami branch office theke Head office e Nagmoni babu’r personal office er in charge hishebe transfer order pelam, deri na kore tar thik tar por din-i ami Head office e join korlam.
Prothom 1 month kaj shikhtei chole gelo, Nagmoni babu, nije company’r joint owner hoyeo ekebare kagoje kolom e amake kaj shikhalen, amio khub druto kaj shikhe nilam. Serokom vabe nagmoni babu’r kach theke kono dhoroner serious aggression chilona, shudhu nirlojjer moto amar mai pod er size mapten, even amar sathe sorasori kotha bolar somoy-o amar mai duto’r dike takiye kotha bolten. Ar Chowdhury shaheb er sathe amar hardly dekha hoto. Jokhoni unar sathe dekha hoto, sotti kotha bolte, unake ami ektu voi-i petam.
Er moddhe nagmoni babu ekdin amake tar room e daklen, giye dekhi babu (Chowdhury shaheb er chele bose achen), ami hello bollam, hat milalam. Nagmoni babu bollen, ‘babu ke to chinoi? O hocche amader ekmatro warish, amar to biye kora hoi ni, chele meyer o proshno ase na, kajei babu’i holo amader ekmatro uttoradhikar’… babu, ekdom chagoler moto bole boslo, ‘uncle, ei karonei to ami kono kaj kori na, shudhu ghurefiri berai’.. nagmoni babu ho ho kore heshe uthlen, ‘ha, tomar kono kaj korte hobe na, tomar sob kaj amrai kore dibo, bole amar dike chokh tip e dilen, r ekta bishri hashi dilen’. Babu o kichu na bujhe meyeder moto khil khil kore heshe uthlo.
Jai hok, evabei jacchilo. Ami Chowdhury shaheb k besh eriye choltam, ar uni office e ekdom gomvir thakten’. Ekdin nagmoni babu amake Chowdhury shaheb er ghore daklen, ami voye voye gelam. Chowdhury shaheb bollen, ‘boso’, ami bosar pore unara bollen, ‘tomar ma kemon ache?’ ami bolam, ‘ji’ valo achen. Nagmoni babu bollen, ‘amader ekta ekdom ghorowa party ache, tumi jehetu besh kichudin holo amar office er charge e acho, amar somosto confidential information jano, so, already tumi amader ghorer-i ekjon, so ami chai je tumi ei party te aso, ar Chowdhury chai tomar ma-o asuk’… bole abar bishri hashi ta dilen, Chowdhury shaheb o mitmit kore haschen. Ami bollam ,’ji obosshoi ma asben, kobe sir?’ Chowdhury shaheb bollen, ‘aj shondhai, kal weekend, so aj party.’
Ami bollam, ‘aji? But sir, ajke bari giye aste aste to onek deri hoye jabe sir, pouchute pouchutei to prai rat doshta beje jabe, tokhon ki ar keu party te thakbe?’ ekotha bolate nagmoni babu ho ho kore heshe uthlen, ar Chowdhury shaheb o dekhi mitmit kore hashchen. Nagmoni babu bollen, ‘perfect, rat doshta’r jaigai rat egarota holeo somossha nei, amar driver tomader ke pick korbe, and party actually starts from midnight, and goes on whole night, ki apotti nei to? E karonei to tomar ma keo aste bolchi, so that uni tomar jonno jeno dushchinta na koren’. Ami vetore vetore besh excited holeo vab dekhalam khub ghabre giyechi, ‘o’mma.. sara rat!!? Accha, ma sathe thakle kono oshubidhe hobe na, tobe phirbar somoy transport paowa to kothin hobe sir.’
Sathe sathei Chowdhury shaheb gomvir golai bollen, ‘osob transport niye tomake ar chinta korte hobe na, amader transport e jabe, by the way, Nagmoni, tumi payel er jonno office pool transport er ekta babostha kore dio, jodio Payel onek junior but jehetu or kajer khetro ta khubi important, I think she deserves a car round the clock.’ Ami to vetore vetore bakbakum kore uthlam, shudhu mukh alto namiye, kritoggotar chahoni diye bollam, ‘thank you, sir’.. tahole ekhon asi, rat e dekha hocche… dujonei eksathe bole uthlen, ‘eso’.. ami uthte jacchi, tokhon Chowdhury shaheb abar amake daklen, ‘Payel, ajker party’r kono dress code nei, very casual, even jeans ar t-shirt pore aste paro’. Ami muchki heshe bollam, ‘Ji accha, sir’. ami uthe amar bishal pod khana duliye duliye ber hoye elam, kintu bujhlam, unader du jora chokh shete ache amar poder dui dabnar dike, ar bivor hoye ache, amake ar ma ke aj tight jeans ar t-shirt er majh diye porokh korar ghor e.
Ami office e thaktei ma ke phone diye sob bollam, ma bollen, ‘khub valo kotha, ami shob ready kore rakhchi, ar shon, asar somoy jhot kore parlour theke bogol er chul gulo kamiye asbi, amra sleeveless pore jabo aj’, ami o excited, bollam, ‘thik ache ma, ami ekhuni ber hocchi’.
Amra rat 9 tar moddhe ma r meye ready hoye wait korte thaklam, amra dujonei ekdom tight jeans porechi, dujoner pod upche pechon dike thele ber hoye aste chaiche, ami ekta sleeveless t-shirt porechi, jar buker upor likha DON”T STARE ar ma same ekta t-shirt poreche, jar upore likha OOOPS. Amra wait korchi, emon somoy nagmoni babu amake ekta SMS pathalen, ‘ready, car is almost approaching your home’. Ami likhlam, ‘ekdom ready Nagmoni babu’.
Ektu porei bishal Pazero aslo, amra chore boslam, kalo kach diye dhaka, even driver ar pechoner seat er majheo kalo kach deya, bujhlam ekhaneo Nagmoni babu onek kichui kore thaken. Garite uthar porpori Nagmoni babu’r text elo abar, ‘started? We two are eagerly waiting to see you in jeans and t-shirt’. Ami reply dilam, ‘yes, we are coming, hope you will not be dissappointed’. Uni reply dilen, ‘no way, tomader ma meye je bittoshali, tate hotash hobar kono sujogi nei.’
Ei prothom uni erokom vabe direct kichu ingit korlen, ektu obak holam, but arektu egiye nebar jonno likhlam, ‘jah, nagmoni babu, apni bariye bolen’. Uni sathe sathe reply dilen, ‘erokom barabari hole, bariye na bole ki upai ache?’ ma o amar sathe sob porchen, ar amake utshaho dicchen. Ami reply dilam, ‘barabari? Amra ki barabari korlam? Amra to khubi valo ar vodro nagmoni babu’. Uni likhlen, ‘e barabari tomader hate nei, vogoban tomader erokom kore pathiyechen… ha ha ha’. Ami reply dilam, ‘jah, apni khubi baje, ki barabari kotha bolchen? Kichui bujhte parchina.. hi hi hi..’.. uni likhlen, ‘aso aj, practical demonstrate kore dekhiye debo ki barabari!’ ami ekta jib ber kora sign pathiye diye chup kore bose thaklam, evabei text exchange korte korte amra pouche gelam Chowdhury shaheb er barite.
Okhane pouche ektu surprised holam, karon amra vebechilam ghorowa party bolleo hoito asole amra koyekjoni thakbo, but dekhlam prai 20-25 jon manush ache, ar Chowdhury shaheb er chele ebong bou o ache. Aro porichoy holo, Chowdhury shaheb er shala ebong shala’r bou er sathe, unar shalok, boliadi shaheb ar unar bou, Dipa. Mrs. Dipa ottonto akorshoniyo ebong udvinno joubona, thik amader motoi unar beshal mai r pod, tobe amader cheyeo lomba.
Aro kichu unader close relativeder sathe porichoy holo, sotti kotha bolte, amra dujon oi circle er moddhe ekebarei bemanan. Sobai ottonto borolok ebong shomvranto ghorer manush, amra ekebarei jai na ei group tar sathe. Jai hok, amader ke dekhe sobai besh welcoming attitude show korlo, ekebarei bujhte dilo na je amra asole outsider, but kichukhon porei bujhlam je, ei welcoming attitude asole tader valo manushi na, borong tader dushchoritro manoshikota bastobayoner akangkha. Nagmoni babu’r kothai thik, unar kache, ba eder sobar kache bittoban holo, je nari joto beshi hot, se hishebei amra eder majhe besh bittoban… lol
Party jome uthche, ma nagmoni babu’r sathe besh alap jomiye niyeche, ami kache giye shuni, ma bolchen, ‘dada, apnara amader ke je ekhane invite korechen, seta apnader boro moner porichoy dei’, nagmoni babu bollen, ‘Come on, Salma (ma er nam), ki je bolen na apni, apnara eshe borong amader party ke aro glorify korechen.. ha ha ha’ dujonei heshe uthlo, prai ekjon arekjoner upor dhole porche, evabei ekbare jhuke pore thik ma’er t-shirt er upor OOOPS likha ta dekhe nagmoni babu bole boslen, ‘ooops’.. bole dujonei heshe uthlen, ma jeno aro mai duto duliye duliye hasha shuru korlen.
Ektu pore alo kome ashlo, Chowdhury shaheb alto kore ma er pechone ese tar kane kane ki jeno bollo, tarpore ma matha jhukiye sai dilo, tarpore unara dujone hat dhore dance floor er dike chole gelo, mod er nesha sobar moddhe aste aste dhorche, dance floor ta ekebarei ondhokar, majhari beat er gan bajche. Emon somoy nagmoni babu amar kache ese hat baralen r dance floor er dike ishara korlen, ami sathe sathei unar hat dhore dance floor e gelam, ki romosh unar hat duto!Amra majhari tal e neche jacchi, keu kauke thik moto dekhtei pacchine. Shudhu Nagmoni babu’r bishal shorir ta amake prai dheke rekheche.
Evabei nachte nachte hothat kore Chowdhury shaheb ar ma thik amader pashe ese porlo, ami dekhlam je Chowdhury shaheb er ekta hat ma er komor pechiye dhoreche, jeta prai i ektu niche neme ma er pod e khaj e ektu hat buliye dicche, ar ma o ekebarei na bujhar van kore unar sathe kotha bole jacche, r majhe majhei haste haste unar buker sathe mai lagiye hese uthchen.
Ami dekhlam je edike Nagmoni babu thik aggressive hoye uthte parchen na, may be because etodin amar sathe kaj koreo ami asole unake serokom kono sujog dei ni. Tai, ami vablam unake ektu ushke dei, bollam, ‘Nagbabu, ki jeno bolchilen barabari’r kotha?’ bole khilkhil kore heshe uthlen. Bass, ei ek kothatei unar sob jorota chole gelo, uni just wait korchilen amar ekta sukkho amontroner. Uni ek hechka tan e amake kache tene nilen, ami tal samlate na pere amar bishal mai jora unar buke sope diye tal samlalam, automatically mukh theke ber hoye aslo, ‘ah, ki korchen?’ uni amar septe thaka mai jorar dike ingit kore bollen, ‘ei barabari’r kotha bolchilam, egulo barabari na to ki?’
Ami bollam, ‘jah, apni khubi kharap manush to, ami na apnar meyer moto?’ bole ekta chenali hashi dilam r mai jora ke aro chepe dhorlam unar gayer sathe, amar ei kotha jeno take aro beshi khepiye tullo, uni unar bam hat ta amar komor theke alto kore namiye amar pod er dan dabnar upore rakhlen, alto kore chap baralen, bollen, ‘ha go, tumi to amar meyer motoi’ ar eta bolei unar bishal panjar thaba ta amar pod er dabna ta khop kore khamche dhorlo, eto jore je ghotonar akosshikotai r prochondo chape ami ‘ah’ kore uthlam but ekbaro unar hat ta shoriye nebar cheshta korlam na, alto kore mukh ta uchiye unar kache bollam fisfis kore, ‘charun, ami apnar meyer moto’.
Uni charlen na, ek hat diye amar pod khana dabre beracchen, ar amio mai lepte unar buker sathe shete roilam, ektu alo barlo, dekhi boliadi arekta ochena meye ke niye eki kaj korchen but unar chokh ta thik amar pod er upor jekhane Nagmoni babu’r hat tandob chalacche, eta dekhe ami joldi kore Nagmoni babu’r kach theke sore aslam, but bujhlam je Nagmoni r Boliadi’r moddhe ekta chokhachokhi holo, jeno ekta bojhapora’r chahoni. Bujhlam, era sob ek goal er goru.
Amra ektu dance floor er vetor er dike chole aslam, er moddhe dekhlam Chowdhury shaheb valoi chalacchen ma er sathe, ma dui hat uchiye nach dicche mai jora tal tal e duliye duliye r ma’r nikhut kamano bogol parle tokhoni chete khai Chowdhury. Edike Nagmoni babu amar komor joriye dhore nachchen r bolchen, ‘Payel, DON”T STARE bollei to holo na, edike stare na kore to thaka jai na’, ami chorom chenali kore bole uthlam, ‘Nagmoni babu, se khetre apnake DON”T kothata soriye dite hobe’.
Uni jeno ei sujoger opekkha tei chilen, amar dan mai er upor DON”T kothata likha chilo, uni obolilai unar bam hat ta DON”T er upor rekhe alto chap dilen, bollen, ‘ei je DON”T ar nei ekhon, shudhu STARE”. Ami khub chomke jabar van kore bollam, ‘ei chih! Ki hocche? Charun, charun, chi chi chi…’ kintu ekbaro unar hat shoranor cheshta korlam na. Uni sujoger sot babohar korlen, aste aste chap baralen amar mai er upor, ami ebar unar dike pechon fire nacha shuru korlam, uni amar bogoler tola diye dui hat bariye ebar amar dui mai er upor rakhlen, aste aste amar mai jora niye narachara korchen r amio erokom shokto shomortho duto romosh hater chowa peye abesh e chokh bujhe rakhlam. Evabei prai amader adh ghonta khanek somoy kete gelo, dance shesh holo, dinner korlam sobai.
Ma amake ishara korlen, ami kache gelam, uni bollen, ‘shon, ekhon ekta bapar ghotbe, tui ekdom sob amar upor chere dibi, ekdom surprised hobi na.’ ami bollam, ‘ki hoyeche? Ektu khule bolo.’ Ma bollen, ‘ekhon sob explain kora jabe na, amar sathe Chowdhury’r ekta bojha pora hoyeche, tui shudhu sob amar upor chere dibi’, ami bollam, ‘accha, but amar voi korche,’ ma bollen je ekdomi voi pabar kichu nei, amar jonno life er shouvagger dorja khule jacche.
Dinner shesh holo, emon somoy Chowdhury tar glass e tong tong bari diye sobar attention draw korlo, bollo, ‘ladies and gentlemen, I have an announcement to make, it is a great announcement for all of us, ami ajke amar ekmatro cheler, amader ekmatro warish Babu’r biye’r announcement dicchi.’ Bolei babu ke daklen, babu’r jeno kono say nei, hashi hashi mukh kore bap er payer kache giye virlo, o jetei, Chowdhury shaheb amar dike ishara korlen, ‘Payel, edike eso’, sobai ghure amar dike takalo, er moddhe besh koyekjon achen jara dekheche je etokhon Nagmoni amar shorir ta niye ki koreche, ami thik kichui bujhe uthte parchilam na, choto paye aste aste Chowdhury shaheb er kache giye daralam, ma er dike takalam, dekhi ma mitmit kore haschen ar amar dike ekta voroshar drishti dicchen.
Chowdhury shaheb amader dujoner hat niye dujoner hat e diye bollen, ‘ladies and gentlemen, please welcome and congratulate Payel and Babu, as they are going to get married’, sobai eksathe tali diye uthlo, sobai congratulate korte thaklo, keu keu kache ese gal gal e chumu kheye gelo, ami ekhono thik bujhe uthte parchina, ma’r dike egiye giye ma’er buke jhapiye porlam, khushi te kanna kore uthlam, amar shouvaggo ke bisshash korte parchilam na, ekebare Chowdhury family’r bou! Babu elo amar kache, amar sathe handshake korlo, bollo,
congratulations, jar sathe amar biye hobe takei amar ekhane sobcheye nonsignificant mone hocchilo. Tarporo ami heshe babu keo congratulate korlam. Aro kichukhon kotha holo, ektu pore Nagmoni babu elen, bollen, ‘ki surprised?’ ami bollam, ‘ji, tato botei’, uni bollen, ‘happy?’, ami matha jhakiye ha bollam, uni bollen, ‘amake thanks dibe na?’ ami chot kore unar dike takalam, bujhlam je eta unar ar Chowdhury’r joint decision, so that Chowdhury ma’ke bichanai nite pare ar Nagmoni amake. Ami aschorjo hoye gelam eder gameplan dekhe, eder kache eder shontan o ekta business commodity or I should rather say a tool for availing sexual pleasure.
But jeta bujhlam na, seta holo je amader dujon ke motamuti unara chailei vog korte parten but er jonno chele’r sathe amake biye diye erokom permanent relation gorar ki dorkar chilo! Etar answer ami onek pore pai, answer tar modda kotha holo, amra ma meye tader kache khubi akorshok ekta package and jotoi manush upore uthe jai, tokhon sob kichur moddhe tara nijerai ekta nishiddho relation toiri kore, jate sexual pleasure ta aro intense hoi. Jai hok, ami unar dike ekta slut er hashi diye bollam, ‘ba re, etokhon dhore ki thanks dei ni?’ uni bollen, ‘eto thanks debar shuru, ami to tomar kache theke sara jibon thanks pete chai.. ha ha ha..’, ami pod nachiye unar kache theke sore aste aste bollam, ‘ji na, oti r hocche na’ eta mukhe bolleo uni khub valo moto bujhlen je, shudhu oitai hobe..
Party’r shesh hobar agei amader biyer sob planning hoye gelo, thik holo je 1 month porei amader biye hobe.
Biyer preparation cholte thaklo, ami regularly office jetam, Chowdhury shaheb emni amake ekdin daklen, ami unake sir bolate uni amake dhomok diye bollen je r sir na, unake baba dakte, amio unake baba daka shuru korlam, amar alada room holo, gari deya holo, promotion diye amake director banana holo, ratarate sob change hoye gelo, colleague ra ekhon amake voi kore chole, MD’r chele’r bou bole kotha. Babu’r sathe majhe majhe kothabarta hoto, but surprisingly, o kono somoy amar sathe date korte chaitona, emon ki kiss o kortona, idaning ekta bidheshi fruits company’r local exclusive dealership niyeche, imported fruits distribution kore. Nagmoni babu ke ekdin or babsha niye jiggesh korechilam, uni heshe bolechilen, o hocche amader ekmatro warish, or kaj I hocche, bivinno dhoroner erokom experiment kore taka urano.. amio unar sathe heshechilam, jiggesh korlam, ar amar sathe to o kichu korena, uni bolechilen, ogulo amra dekhbo, bole amar pod e alto kore ekta chapor diyechilen… amio khil khil kore heshe uthechilam.
Evabei ek mash pore moha dhum dham e amader biye hoye gelo, biyer ratei babu, ekdom mod kheye tal hoye ghore dhuklo, esei amar saari komor porjonto tule dilo, paijama ta khule fello, dekhi majhari size er ekta durbol bara adho uchiye ache, amar gud er mukhe bara ta niye kotokhon dhokanor try kortei kortei bechara ah ah awaz korte korte amar gud er uporei mal out kore dilo, ar tarporei jeno kichu hoi ni, emon vabe, amar pashe shuyei nak deke ghumano shuru korlo, ami koyekbar daklam but or ghum ekebare kumvo korner moto, konovabei oke jagano gelo na, and unfortunately or fortunately, that was the last se amar sathe sexual kichu korte esechilo, ami pore jante pari je o drugs addicted and or sexually almost impotent.
Edike Nagmoni aste aste aro aggressive hote shuru korlo, office e prayoshoi tar room e dake, tar table er eta ota file ber kore dite bole, ami pashe gelei khelacchole amar pod e hat buliye diten, amio e dhoroner halka patla bapargulo prosroy ditam. Sujog pelei ami unake jhuke amar bishal mai er khaj dekhatam. Eka thaklei uni amake nongra kotha ba khisti korten, ekta example dei, sedin ekta shiffon er saari pore giyechi unar room e, sobi ekdom khola mela, ami unar room e dhuke ghure dorja ta lagiye dielam:
Nagmoni: Uff Payel, tomar pod khana aaj ja lagche na!
Ami: Uff, Sir, sokal sokal shuru kore dilen, na?
Nagmoni: (Khatash er moto heshe), Ki korbo go? Sokal sokal erokom pod er nachon dekhale ki r mukh buje thaka jai? Ar shudhu pod keno? Mai duto to fete ber hoye aste chaiche go! kobe je tomar batabi lebu duto moner sukhe kochle dite parbo!
Ami: Isshh! Shokh koto? Ami apnar cheler bou er moto, apnar sathe egulo vabai jai na. (bolte bolte unar chair er pashe ese ekta file khujte laglam, ektu jhuke jate amar pod ta uchiye unar mukher samne keliye thake) Ar tar cheye boro kotha, ami married, amar husband ache (bole ekta chenali hashi diye pod ta ke ektu nachiye dilam, bass, etei kaj holo, Nagmoni ar thakte na pere unar dan hat ta amar bishal pod er bam dabnar upor rakhlen).
Nagmoni: (aste aste hat er chap bariye) he he.. na na, ta to obosshoi, ami to tomake ar jor korte pari na, tobe a thing of beauty is a joy forever, ami tai ektu ar ki beautiful jinish er praise korchilam.
Ami: hmm.. shudhu praise i korben, khete cheyen na kintu (ami arektu shore aslam, jate unar subidha hoi, uni ekhon dabna bodle bam dan kore kore hat bulacchen, hothat PABX phone ta beje uthlo, amra dujonei chomke shore gelam). Kahani padhne ke baad apne vichar niche comments me jarur likhe, taaki hum apke liye roz aur behtar kamuk kahaniyan pesh kar sake – DK