This story is part of the Padhai Achhi Ya Chudwane Ka Experience? series
Itne saal ikatthe rehte hue meri aur ritu ki bahut achchi friendship ho gayi thi.
Graduation karne ke baad hum dono ne decide kara ki hum delhi main hi apna derra jamainge aur jab tak hamare gharwale hamari shaadi nahin kar daite hum ek saath hi rahainge.
Degree milne ke baad hum job dhondne lage. Hamare pass koi professional degree to thi nahin, hum jahan bhi interview detai unhain hum se behtar candidate mil jate.
Hum job dhondte dhondte nirash ho gaye the.
Ek sunday hum dono breakfast table par baithkar batain kar rahe the ki naukri kaise dhondijai, tabhi meri nigah ritu ki nighty par padi.
Uska beech ka button toota hua tha jis main se uske mummon ke gole dikh rahe the.
Shayad ritu ka dhyan bhi is toote hue button par nahin gaya tha.
Achnak mere dimag main bijli chamak padi. Maine ritu ko dekha aur kaha “ritu hamain jaldi hi naukri mil jayegi. Hum apne sare certificates to dikha hi nahin rahe hain. Hamarey pass professional certificate se bhi zayada bade certificates hain”.
Ritu mujhe ashcharye se dekhne lagi. Meri baat uski samajh main nahin ayi.
Usne mujh se pooncha “ kya keh rahi hai ? Hamare pass koun se certificates hain jo hum nahin dikha rahe hain?’
Mai muskra di aur apna mobile nikal kar uske toote hue button aur unmain se jhankte mummoon ki photo le kar usse dikhai.
Wo phir bhi nahin samjhi. Maine photo enlarge kar ke apni ungli photo main jhankte mummoon par rakh di “arrey pagli hamare yeh wale certificates”. Inhain dekha kar hamai naukri bhi mil jayegi aur achchi tankha bhi”.
Aab meri baat ritu ki samajh main aa gayi. Wo boli “arrey hain ! In certificates ko to mai bhool hi gayi thi “.
Ritu bahut excite ho gayi aur usne mere hootoon par choom liya aur ek haath se meri chuchi masal di.
Dard ke mare meri cheekh nikal gayi.
Phir hum dono milkar news paper main vacancy ka column padne lage.
Humne 5 private companies ki list bana li aur decide kara ki hum dono ek saath interview ke liye jayaingi aur koshish karaingi ke ek hi office main job mil jaye.
Agle din hum dono ne white cotton ki skin tight shirt aur black skirt pehni. Shirt ke neeche hum ne bra nahin pehni.
Ritu ne mummoo ke neeche mumme ka pad laga liya jisse uske mumme upar uth gaye.
Skin tight shirt hone ke karan uske upar ke 3 button band nahin ho pa rahe the aur unmaine se uske mummoo ki golayi saaf dikh rahi thi.
Hum pehle office main gai. Wahan aur bhi candidates baithe hue the. Humain bhi baithne ko kaha gaya jub tak hamari baari na aa jaye.
Maine sofe par baithte hi apni shirt ka teesra button khol liya.
Ritu ne mujhe kohni mari “yeh kya kar rahi hai. Apne certificates dikhane se pehle yeh to dekh le ki certificates dekhnewala kaun hai. Yahan bahar sare candidates aur chaprasi baithe hain, unhain kya dikha rahi hai”
Maine kaha wo to theek hai par mai andar ja kar unke samne button thode hi kholoongi.
Ritu mujhe bathroom main le gayi. Wahan ja kar usne mera teesra button aadha lagaya aur boli “agar yeh wala certificate dikhana ho to haath ko ek jhatka mariyo. Button poora khul jayega.
Hum bahar aa kar baith gaye. Thodi derr baad ritu ka number pehle aa gaya. Wo interview room me chali gayi.
Kareeb 15 minute baad wo bahar aayi aur mujhe kheench kar office se bahar aa gayi.
Mai poonchti reh gayi ki kya hua.
Bahar aa kar usne bataya ki andar ek 55 saal ka buddha interview le raha tha. Agar wo 60,000 rs bhi offer karta toubhi main yahan kaam nahin karti.
Hum isi tarah 4 aur office main aur gaye , par bahut nirash hokar bahar aaye.
Aab hamarey pass ek last office reh gaya tha. Bade beman se hum wahan bhi pahunche aur ek kamra jis par human resources – director likha hua tha uske saamne baith gaye.
Thode intzar ke baad jub mera number aaya aur main darwaja khol ke andar ghusi to khush ho gayi.
Mera interview lene wala ek 35 saal ka ladka sa tha. Mujhe kuch umeed ho gayi.
Maine kursi par baithte baithte apne haath ko thoda jhatka diya to mera button khul gaya.
Mai bulkul anjan bani rahi magar dekh rahi thi ki interview lene wala chori chupe mere mummoo ko dekh raha tha.
Mai bade seriously uske sawaloon ka jawab deti rahi.
8-10 sawal poonchne ke baad usne mujhe kaha “theek hai rashmi ji. Aap bahar wait kariye hum thodi derr main result batayenge.”
Phir ritu ka bhi interview hua.
Jub result aanounce hua to hamara selection ho gaya tha. Hum dono baahut khush the.
Humne us din kapdoon ki shopping kari. Magar aise kapde kharede jin main se hamare jism ke aang jhalakte rahain.
Jub hamne office join kara to ek haal main bahut sara staff baitha tha.
Sub ki 3 -3 staff ki tables judi hui thi.
Jo table hamai di gayi usme hamari do seatton ke saath ek seat aur thi jis par ek 45 saal ke aadmi baitha tha. Us ko sub bade babu keh kar bulate the.
Bade babu ne hum dekha aur hummai laga jaise wo hum se prabhavit the ya yoon kahain ke wo hamare sharir se prabhavit the.
Unhone hamse hamara naam waghera pooncha aur haim apni seat par baithne ko kaha.
Phir wo kuch files lekar aaye aur humain un files ke bare main batane lage.
Maine mehsoos kara ki wo hamare upar se jhok kar hamai dikha to files rahee the magar unki aankhain hamare mumme dekhne ki koshish kar rahi thi.
Hamare liye unki mansha samjhne ke liye itna ishhara bahuit tha.
Ek do din to humne sharaft se kaam kiya phir teesre din humne double meaning ki batain karni shuru kar di jaise “bade babu apna motawala pen dena, hamain pen ki zaroorat hai, ya bade babu aaj lolipop choosne ko bahut maan kar raha hai”.
Pehle to wo samjhe nahin, phir unki samajh main bhi aa gaya ki hum kya bol rahe hain aur kya kehna chah rahe hain.
Phir to unhone bhi hum se aise hi double meeaning ki baatatin karni shuru kar di.
Uske kuch din baad maine aur ritu ne socha ki aab ek kadam aur agey badaya jaye. Hum ne low cut aur thodi si oversize tops khareed leen.
Jub wo pehan kar humne bade babu ke pass ja kar jhuk kar baat kari to unki nigahain hamare mummoon par tik gayi.
Top ke andar se unko mumme to mumme hamari chuchiyan bhi saaf dikh rahi thi.
Baat karte wakt unke shabd gale main atakne lage. Badi mushkil se wo bole “tumahare kaam bahut achche hain”.
Hum haans pade aur bole “bade babu, aap jub chahain humse kaam le lo, yeh sub aapka hi to hai”.
Humne mehsoos kara ki hamara peon raju chai ke bahane hamari taraf bhi bahut chakkar lagata hai.
Kuch hi dinno main bade babu se hamari achchi understanding ho gayi. Hum bejhijhak uch bhi bol dete aur wo bhi usi tarah jawab daite.
Aab time aa gaya tha jub hamain doosra kadam age badana tha.
Hamari seats alag alag nahin thi balki ak lambi table ko partition laga laga kar divide kara hua tha. Table ke neeche sara portion ek hi tha.
Ek din moka dekh kar maine table ke neeche se bade babu ke jangh par haath rakh kar sehlane lagi.
Unhone ek dum se chounk kar meri taraf dekha. Mai bhi unhain dekh kar muskra di.
Dheere dheere maine apna haath agey bada kar unki zip khol kar unka lund bahar nikal liya aur unki muth marne lagi.
Wo chup chap seedhe hokar baith gaye . Maine dekha unke haath kaamp rahe the.
Mujhe laga kahin unko heartattack na ho jaye, maine apne haath hata liya.
Unhone ne mujhe dekha aur halke se poonch “kyon kya hua?”.
Maine unke haath ki taraf ishara kar ke bataya ki unke haath kaamp rahe the.
Wo dheere se bole “wo isliye kyonki aaj 5-6 saal baad kisi ne mere lund ko chua hai.”
Sun kar maine phir se unka lund pakad liya aur muth marne lagi. Thodi derr main unka sharir akda aur unhone apna veerya neeche rakhe dust bin main nikal diya.
Unke veerye se hamari seat mehak gayi. Maine jhat se room freshner spray kar diya.
Itne main hi hamara peon raju, roz ki tarah, chai lekar aa gaya. Usko kuch shak to hua magar jo hua tha wo soch bhi nahin sakta tha.
Iske baad to yeh har 3-4 din baad hone laga. Is ki wajah se bade babu hamare aur bhi kareeb aa gaye.
Ek din ritu ne unse kaha “bade babu, humain apni jawani kaam kar kar ke barbaad nahin karni hai. Kya kuch aisa ho sakta hai ki aap jo chaahain humare saath karain aur humain jaldi jaldi increment dilwa dain”.
Wo bole “mai koshish kar sakta hoon. Mere md sahab se achche sambandh hain. Unhain bhi samjhana padega”.
To be continued..