Dosto agle din main subah utha aur us din mera mood kharab tha kyu ke wo sala rohit mere ghar aaya tha isliye. Fir main ready hua aur maine ye socha ke aaj main college se thoda jaldi ghar aaunga…
College jaane se pehle mummy ka phone dining table pe pada tha aur main nasta kr raha tha. Tbhi mummy ke phone pe koi msg aaya hua tha. To maine aisehi phone unlock kiya to dekha to rohit ka msg tha. Wo keh raha tha ke use kuch shopping karni hai to aunty aaj aap mere sath chalo….
Mujhe tabhi kuch gadbag lagi. Ke pehle din isne meri mummy se dosti kar li aur agle din hi ye sala mummy ko shopping karne le jaa raha hai…. Ye kuch jyada hi ho gaya…. To maine kuch plan banaya aur gusse se ghar se nikal gaya.
Mere college jaane ke baad rohit ghar pe aaya aur aate hi wo kitchen me chala gaya. Mummy us din nighty me thi. To use shayad kuch jyada hi pasand aa gaya ye sab.
Rohit: hii aunty.. good morning…
Mummy: good morning rohit…
Rohit: aunty aaj hume shopping karne jaana hai..
Mummy: lekin mujhe to kuch shopping nhi karni hai…
Rohit: lekin mujhe to karni hai na… Please chaliye na aunty…
Mummy ne mana kar diya. Lekin rohit bada chalu nikla usne aaj bhi mummy ki bahut tarif ki ke wo nighty me bhi bahut acchi dikhti hai. Isse mummy thoda khush ho gayi isliye unhone shopping ke liye haan keh di….
Thodi der baad mummy ne kaha ke main change kar ke aati hu fir nikalte hai to rohit ne kaha ke aap jeans pehen kar aao…. Aap bahut acchi lagogi… Mummy mana kar rahi thi lekin usne mummy ko mana hi liya….
Rohit: yr aunty jeans top me maal dikhegi.. ek kam karta hu aunty ko movie dekhne ke liye le jaata hu. Waise bhi aunty ke sath movie dekhne me bada maja aayega. Aur ho sake to main bhi kuch maje lu unke sath….
Jab mummy change kar ke aayi to wo ekdm pataka lag rahi thi. Kyu ke mummy ne skin tight jeans pehni hui thi. Jisme unki figure behad katil lag rahi thi.
Ye dekhkar rohit ka lund khada ho gaya… Aur upar se mummy ke top se unke boobs bahut bade dikh rahe the jiska rohit maja lena chahta tha.
Isliye usne plan banaya ke wo mummy ko bike par le jate hue bahut brake marega taki mummy ke boobs ka wo acche se maja le sake….
Ready hokar wo dono ghar se nikal hi rahe the ke tabhi main ghar aa gaya… Mujhe dekhkar rohit ko bahut gussa aaya…. Kyu ke ab uska pura plan kharab hone wala tha na….
Rohit (gusse se man me): ye sala nil kyu aa gaya abhi? 5min baad aata to iska kya jaata? Bhagwan kare ab ye mere plan me koi taang na adaye to accha hoga….
Mummy (mujhe dekhkar khush hote hue): are beta tum itni jaldi kaise aa gaye aaj?
Nil: mummy wo aaj extraa class jaldi khatam ho gayi na isliye…. Ye batao aap dono kahan jaa rahe ho? Aur mummy aap ne jeans kyu pehni hai?
Rohit: hum shopping karne jaa rahe hai…..
Mummy: are wo rohit ne kaha ke main jeans me bahut acchi dikhti hu isliye usne mujhe jeans pehenne ke liye manaya….
Nil (gusse se rohit ki taraf dekhkar): accha?
Rohit (naraz hote hue): haan
Mummy: Nil ek kam karo na tum bhi chalo humare sath… Bahut maja aayega….
Nil (iss baat par main bahut khush hua): haan haan aap dono jaa rahe ho to main yahan kya karunga? Main bhi aata hu na aapke sath…
Rohit (gusse se mann me): haattt saara plan kharab kar diya aunty ne… Nil ko invite karne ki kya jarurat thi yr….. Usne thodi kahan tha ke wo bhi aayega….. Lagta hai aaj main mar gaya…. Nil mujhe bahut daantne wala hai….
Rohit (mujhse): lekin nil tum kaise aa sakte ho hum to bike pe ja rahe hai na… Aur 1 bike par 3 log kaise jaa skte hai?
Mummy: koi baat nahi car me chalte hai humari… Aaram se jaa skte hai hum sb…
Nil: are nhi mummy.. wo car puncture ho chuki hai…. Isliye nhi jaa skte
Iss baat pe rohit bahut khush hone laga….use laga ke ab mujhe ghar par hi rehna padega aur wo mummy ke sath maja kar skega….
Mummy: beta ab kya karenge? Kaise jayenge hum sab?
Rohit: aunty mujhe nahi lagta ke aaj nahi humare sath aa payega….
Mummy: haan ab to mujhe bhi yahi lag raha hai…
Nil: nil mumma… Main aa sakta hu na aapke sath…
Rohit (shock se): wo kaise?
Nil: bhul gaye? Are meri Pulsar hai na jo garage me rakhi hai… Main use nikalta hu abhi…
Rohit: lekin Pulsar wo to kharab ho gayi thi na….
Nil: haan lekin kal hi wo thik ho gayi…. ab hum aaram se jaa skte hai…
Rohit (gusse me): to ab chalo jaldise late ho raha hai yahi…
Tabhi main garage se pulsar nikalne laga to rohit ko laga ke jab tak main bike nikal raha hu tab tak wo mummy ko khud ki bike pe bithayega….. Isliye usne jaldi se khud ki bike ko mummy ke paas lekar gaya aur mummy baithne ke liye bola….
Rohit: aunty baithiye….
Mummy: nahi beta main nil ke sath aaungi….
Rohit: aunty baitho na main bhi to aapka beta hu na….
Mummy: haan par mujhe nil ki bike bahut pasand hai isliye main uske sath hi aaungi…
Tab ye sunkar main bahut jor se hasa to rohit ko bada gussa aaya..
Fir mummy mere sath bike pe baithi aur maine socha ke meri itni hot mummy ke koi aur maje lene se accha hai ke khud main hi maje leta hu… Kyu? Sahi kaha na?
To hum wahan se nikal gaye mall… Raste me Jab bhi bhi brake marne ki jarurat padti to mummy ke 36 ke boobs ka main bahut maja leta tha…
Aur mujhe aisa karte dekhkar rohit ko ye pat chal gaya ke main khud apni ko patane me laga hua hu… Ab uski daal nahi galegi… Isliye wo bahut jealous hota hua humari aur dekh raha tha….
To be continued…..
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