Mai hu lawdaman ‘bhabhi ka raaj aur meri lund ki aag’ kahani ka lekhak, jo ki kafi hit sabit rhi par vhir bhi desikahani par se usse hata diya gya, dosto fantasy fantasy hoti hai usko censor na kre nhi toh inhki bhen betiyo ki chadi beech sadak me utar di jayegi.
“Part -1”
Rajesh aur mai bachpan ke dost hai, mai usse milne aaj ranchi aaya, marwari women’s college, waha par ek se ek patakha dekhne ko milti hai. Mene rajesh se pucha yaha mere ko bhi job dilwa de, madarchod.
Rajesh: bhai yaha ka job sabse mast hai, din bhar ladkiya taad ta hu, aur raat mai gate mai checking krta hu.
Lawdaman: tu toh chuchiya wagre daba leta hoga, nhi?
Rajesh: chuchiya toh har bar dabta hu, ek bar bhi nhi choadta. Aur agar ladki daru pee kar aayi hoti hai to kiss wagre bhi krdeta hu, mai khud raat mai pee kr beth ta hu.
Lawdaman: chuchiya hi dabai hai kabhi choda nhi inn randiyo ko?
Rajesh: bhai choda tha na mene, ek bar kya hua ki mene khoob pee li thi aur ladki aayi khoob peeke aur mere se bhas krne lag gyi.
Lawdaman: kya bol rhi thi?
Rajesh: uss waqat toh mere samaj mai aaya nhi par kya khoobsurat maal lag rhi thi man kr rha tha wahi chod du.
Lawdaman: toh choda ki nhi?
Rajesh: choda na, maa nikli woh, btane aayi thi ki teri bhabhi abhi tak ghar nhi aayi hai.
Lawdaman: shabash madarchod, aakhir kar madarchod ban hi gya.
Rajesh: ab toh meri biwi ko chodne mai utna maja nhi jitna maa ko chodne mai aata hai.
Lawdaman: bhosdike ab teri maa toh aaj raat ko aayegi nhi, toh iska yeh matlab toh hai nhi ki mai bina chudai kre so jaunga.
Rajesh: bhai tension kyu le rhe ho, 12 baje ke baad k girls hostel mai chle jao aur kisibhi room mai ghus jao aur chod do.
Lawdaman: kya baat kr rha hai.
Rajesh: ha bhai
Lawdaman: tere muh mai ghee shakr.
Rajesh: aur teri maa ki chut bhi.
Lawdaman: aur mere aur mere baap ka lund bhi
Rajesh: tera baap ka lund liya tha bachpan mai, bhanchod yaad mat dila.
Lawdaman(rajesh ka majak udate huey): “Uncle uncle yeh white white toh kafi garam hai” hahahahaha.
Rajesh: randi ke tere ko yaha chudai krni hai ki nhi?
Lawdaman: ha ha, pehle yaha chudai krenge vhir tere ghar bhi chlenge, teri maa se bhi mil lenge, tu chod liyo.
Rajesh: mai akele hi chod lunga tu rehne de.
Lawdaman: ek bar toh aunty ki chudai banti hai, yeh toh dosti ka niyam hai.
Rajesh: bhosdike teri randi maa bachpan mai hi bhag gyi. Mere ko toh kabhi uski chut milegi nhi, aur promise kya kiya tha? Ki dono chodenge ek hi bistar pe ek sath jab bade honge.
Tabhi ek ladki waha se gujrei, black color ka transparent top pehan rkha tha aur black color ki frok, chuchiya toh uski ek dam bhar nikle ko vaali thi, jaise bol rhi ho “Chodo madarchodo mujhe, chodo” .
Lawdaman: ae ruko yaha aao tum.
Ladki: mai?
Lawdaman: ha tum idhar aao.
Ladki udhar aati hai.
Lawdaman: chlo deep checking karwao tum.
Ladki: yeh kya hai, mai nhi karwaungi.
Lawdaman: kya delhi ki hai toh sirf paise lekar karwayegi.
Ladki: kehna kya chahte ho tum, aapko baat krni ki tameez hai aur hote kon hai aap aise baat krne waale mujhse.
Lawdaman: naya warden hu, aur tumhare sare results hai mere pas, aaj fone milta hu tere parents ko. Aur jo naya boyfriend banaya hai na tune uski kundli bhi hai mere pas.
Ladki: arre aap toh gussa hogye, mai toh majak kr rhi thi.
Lawdaman: koi baat nhi mene suna tha ki ladkiya jab bina baat gussa hoti hai toh iska matlab hai ki koi kachi pehni hai, aur pasine se unki chut ko jalan hone lagti hai, aapne toh pehni hai na?
Mai poore mood mai tha,aaj raat isiko hi chodna hai.
Ladki: bahut bakwas suna hai apne aisa kuch nhi hota.
Lawdaman: rajesh bhai lagta hai nhi pehni, tu tera kacha nikal ke madam ko de.
Rajesh ji bhai bol ke khada hogya aur pant kholne ki acting krne laggya.
Lawdaman: are majak kr rha hai woh, par deep checking toh krwani padegi.
Ladki: deep checking matlab?
Lawdaman: phone milau parents ko?
Ladki: nhi nhi, aap ko jo krna hai kro par please aise mat krna.
‘sidhe khadi ho aur hath ko diwar pe lagao aur tango ko felao’ maine tez awaj mai kaha aur usne vaisa hi kiya.
Mene apne lund ko uski gand se sata diya aur chuchiyo ko hatho mai bhar liya aur dabane lag gya.
Laki kuch bol hi nhi paayi aur ek dam shock ho gyi.
Lawdaman: hilo mat, ekdam sidhe dekho.
Mene uski frok ko thoda niche kiya aur apni ungli ko muh mai liya aur uski chutado ke bech mai de diya aur uski chut ke andar ghusa diya aur uske kan ke pas aake dhime awaaj mai bolne laga.
Lawdaman: mast chut hai teri ummm tera room no bta mast chudai krunga aaj teri.
Ladki: mai nhi batungi.
Lawdaman: khud dhund lunga mai.
Thodi der tk aur ungli ki aur uske bad usko bhej diya.
Raat ka samy aaya aur mere lund mai lagi aag. Chl be madarchod, rita ko chodne jaana hai.
Rajesh: chodne degi woh?
Lawadaman: uski maa toh mene chodi hai, apni hi beti ko chodne mai kaise sharam.
Rajesh: yeh teri beti hai?
Lawdaman: ha be, jab mai ** saal ka tha toh iski maa mere yaha kam waali thi, papa roj chodte they isko. Ghar mai maa thi nhi, mere par ko bahut hi badsurat lagti thi woh. Ekdam kaala sa chahera murjhaya hua moti aur choti si, kahi chod do randi ko, jab tak woh apna pehla shabd bolegi tab tak lund andar ja chuka hota tha. “Sahab mujhe mat cho….”
Itna bolne se pehle hi mai tapka ke bhag jata tha. Jab papa ko pata laga ki mai bhi chodne lag gya hu toh unhone chodne band kr diya..
2 mahino tak aisa hi chlta rha aur vhir doctor ne bataya ki mujhe herpes hogya hai, mene toh waqt rehte ilaz krwa liya par usne bhi paise jhutane ki bahut koshish ki par bacch nhi payi.
Rajesh: woh toh hospital mai rehti hogi toh kya kam kiya hoga?
Lawdaman: pagal randi khud ki chut bechne lag gyi aur aadhe gaon mai bimari fela di, last mai jo jo gaon waale ko bimari hui woh roj rita ki maa chodte, rita waha se bhag gyi mausi ke ghar chli gyi aur uski maa ne chudte chudte dam tod diya.
Rajesh: iski maa toh bahut khrab h aadhe gaon ke mard mar diye.
Lawdaman: ladki bhi bholi bhali nhi hai, mausi ke ladke se kayi bar chud chuki hai, iske maje toh iske mausa ne bhi liye honge aur aaj mai lene waala hu.
Rajesh: chl bhai dhundte hai iss randi ko.
Hum dono hostel mai ghus gaye aur light krdi band ekdum andhera tha. Mai ek room mai ghusa, ek ladki so rhi hai toh ek naha rhi hai, mene bathroom ka darwaja khat khatay toh usne khola, mene jhat se uske muh pe hath rkha aur bathroom ke andar chla gya.
Ek hath muh par tha aur dusre hath se kabhi uski chuchiya daba rha tha toh kabhi uski chut masal rha tha woh thoda bahut chat-patyi par jyada hil nhi rhi thi.
Mene apna lund bahar nikala aur uske gand pe ragdne lagya jor jor se. Aur mene uske kan ke pas aake kaha mast figure hai tera, bol chod du?
Ladki: agar na bolungi toh nhi choad doge?
Lawdaman: nhi.
Ladki: toh kro jo krne aaye ho.
Lawdaman: pagli mai toh teri chut pe sabun lagane aaya tha.
Ladki: toh sabun laagu, apna hathiyar kyu nikal liya.
Lawdaman: mera hathiyar nhi pasand aa rha hai? Lo chupa leta hu toh.
Yeh kehte hue mne uski chut mai apna lund thoda ghusa diya. Uski siskari nikal gyi aur niche muh krke meri baho mai aagyi aur siskari lene lag gyi.
Lawdaman: kya hua?
Ladki: kuch nhi?
Mere ko ekdam tight hug krne lag gyi.
Ladki: kiss nhi kroge?
Yeh sun ke toh mai aur excited ho gya aur uske hotho ko chusna shuru kr diya, aisa lag rha tha ki uske muh ko kha jaunga mai, dhire dhire uski jeeb ko chusna shuru kr diya mene, mera dono hath uske chutado ko daba rhe the.
Mene kaha thoda lund ghusa leta hu yeh bol ke niche dekha tha toh mere lund pei khoon laga hua tha.
Yeh dekh ke mai aur khus hogya aaj toh pehli hi ball pe sixer mar diya mene. Usko floor pe letaya usko upar chad gya aur kiss krne laga. Usne kaha please mujhe binu beti bol ke chodo na.
Lawdaman: mai tera baap nhi aur yeh haq sirf meri beti rita ka hi hai
Ladki: tum ritu ke baap ho?
Lawdaman: ha hu.
Ladki: toh apni beti ko chod na betichod, aur mujhe mere baap se chudne de.
Lawdaman: rehearsal kr rha hu,ab chup chap chud le.
Ladki: toh binu beti bol ke hi chodo.
Mere ko ek idea aaya aur mene usse chodna shuru krdiya.
Lawadman: ahhh maa chud apne bete se aaj.
Woh jaise hi kuch bolne ko hui mene 8inch ka lund uski chut mai pura ghusa diya woh chilani lag gyi par mai ruka nhi.
Woh zor zor se chila rhi thi usne apne nakhun mere peth pe gada diye aur mere ko dur hata rhi thi par mai ruka nhi.
Lawdaman: maa kon accha hai bol, tera beta ya tera pati.
Mere dimag mai toh sirf maa thi aur uss randi ko buri tarah chod rha tha aur uski cheekh ko pura ignore kr rha tha. Tabhi aachank mujhe door pe awaj sunayi di. 12-13 ladkya bahar thi.
‘kon hai andar? Bahar aajao humne police ko fone laga diya hai’.
To be continued…
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