Fir unhone khaana khaya, aur fir maine poocha-
Main: Uncle aap raat ki duty karke aye hai. Nahaye hai ya nahi?
Wo bole: Nahi.
Fir maine unse kaha: Aap naha lijiye.
Aur uncle ko bathroom tak chodh ke aayi aur boli-
Main: Aap abhi hosh mein nahi lag rahe uncle. Tab tak main aapke liye chai bana deti hu.
Fir uncle bathroom mein nahane chale gaye. Main kitchen mein chai bana ke kitchen ki safayi karne lagi. Mujhe laga ki uncle naha rahe honge. Par maine baahar aangan ki taraf kitchen se dekha, to uncle kitchen ke darwaze pe poore nange khade the.
Fir wo bole: Tauliya de do.
Main chaunk gayi uncle ko poora nanga dekh kar. Maine dekha ki wo poore nange the, aur unka lund neeche ki taraf latak raha tha. Unka lund kam se kam 4 inch ka hoga hi bina khade hue.
Mere to hosh hi udd gaye the, aur main ghabra alag se rahi thi. Unke lund mein khoob saare baal bhi the, aur unke lund ki banawat ek-dum tandurust lag rahi thi. Unki dono balls (tatto) ke beech mein lund latak raha tha, aur unke lund ka supada peeche utha hua tha.
Matlab unke lund ka topa khula hua tha, jo upar se rubber hoti hai, wo peeche ko thi uncle ki. Fir main turant bhaagi, aur uncle ko pakad kar bathroom mein le gayi. Maine unko stool pe bitha diya.
Fir uncle nahane lage. Maine kaha-
Main: Aap jab naha lijiyega, to awaaz de dena. Main tauliya le aaungi.
Fir maine socha ki koi baat nahi uncle hosh mein nahi hai. To aisi galti ho gayi. Fir maine socha uncle awaaz denge. Lekin koi awaaz nahi aayi. Fir maine unko awaaz lagayi.
Ghar ke peeche mohalle mein construction ka kaam chal raha tha, to awaaz nahi jaa rahi hogi. Andar jab ki bathroom ka darwaza aadha khula hua tha, fir bhi awaaz nahi jaa rahi thi.
Fir main himmat karke bathroom ki taraf badhi, aur maine tauliya hath mein liya hua tha. Main darwaze ke baahar hi thi, aur uncle khade hoke us taraf naha rahe the.
Wo mujhe side se dikh rahe the. Maine pehle unki gaand dekhi, jo ki kaali thi. Aur fir meri nazar unke lund pe gayi. Is baar to unka lund dekh ke main dang( darr) hi reh gayi.
Maine dekha ki unka lund is baar poora khada tha, aur wo uspe laga saabun saaf kar rahe the. Unka lund is time shayad poora khada tha, aur wo apne lund ko aage-peeche karke left-right karke saaf kar rahe the.
Wo ek hath se pani daal rahe the lund ke upar. Unka lund kam se kam 6.5 inch ka to hoga hi, aur mota bhi bahut tha. Par kitna mota tha, ye sahi se samajh nahi aaya.
Fir maine tezi se awaaz lagayi, to uncle ko maine apne hath badha kar tauliya pakda diya. Mujhe us time bahut darr lagne laga tha. Fir uncle tauliya lapet ke baahar aa gaye, aur apni pant shirt baahar le aaye.
Ab jab main bathroom mein ghusi, to dekha ki unka underwear neeche pada hua tha. Matlab unhone chaddi nahi pehni thi. Fir maine unhe Anku ke papa ki chaddi di pehanne ko.
Wo kapde pehan kar let gaye, aur so gaye. Jab wo uthe, to Anku bhi ghar aa chuka tha. Fir naa unhone, aur naa hi maine is baare mein koi baat kari. Maine jaldi se unki chaddi dho ke sukha kar apni almari mein rakh li thi, taaki koi dekhta to galat samjhta.
Fir wo apne ghar chale gaye. Agle din jab uncle fir aaye, to bole-
Uncle: Kal main bahut nashe mein tha. Hosh mein nahi tha.
Maine unse kuch nahi kaha, par uncle ne mere se kaha-
Uncle: Manju meri chaddi tumhare yaha reh gayi thi. Wo mujhe de do.
Maine kaha: Nahi uncle, maine wo rakh li thi. Taaki Anku ke papa poochte to problem na hoti. Aur maine unhe nahi bataya, ki aap kal nashe ki haalat mein aaye the.
Uncle bole: Arre Manju, galti ho gayi mujhse. Aisi haalat mein tumhare yaha nahi aana chahiye tha. Par main kya karta? Tumhara ghar paas mein tha, to Ajay ne bhi bol diya ki Manju aunty ke yaha hi chalo. Par Manju tumhara pati kya french underwear hi pehanta hai?
Maine kaha: Haa, wo yahi pehante hai. Kyu kya hua?
Uncle: Arre nahi, kuch nahi. Is wali mein dikkat hoti hai.
Main: Kya uncle, kaisi dikkat?
Uncle: Koi nahi, mere liye size chhota tha.
Fir main boli: Koi nahi uncle. Air pass hoti hai, isliye yahi sahi hai. Ye yahi laate hai.
Fir uncle bole: Mujhe bhi dilwa do yahi wali bazaar se.
Maine kaha: Theek hai, aap bol dijiyega inse. Ye le aayenge aapke liye. Kyuki inko apne liye bhi lani hai.
Uncle bole: Acha to mera ek kaam karogi?
Mujhe agle hafte ek shaadi mein jana hai. Mujhe ek suit ka kapda dilwa do chal ke.
Main boli: Arre main kaha chal paungi. Ye Monu bhi abhi god mein hai. Anku ko akele chodh ke kaise jaungi?
Uncle bole: Pati ke office call karke poochu kya?
Aur turant uncle ne apne phone se inke office call kar di. Uncle unse bole-
Uncle: Mujhe zara bazaar jana hai. Main Manju se keh raha hu chale, to ye mana kar rahi hai. Boli tumse pooch lu.
Ye bole: Main kya bolu, jaisa Manju ka mann kare chale jaye. Aur apne liye bhi samaan le aaye.
Fir maine uncle ka phone liya, aur poocha-
Main: Tumhare liye kya lana hai?
To ye bole: Kuch nahi, apne liye saree dekh lena. Aur bachho ke liye kapde. Mere liye underwear aur baniyan le aana, aur apne liye bhi dekh lena. Anku ko badi bhabhi ke yaha chodh do, aur Monu ko sath le jao. Ya Monu ko bhi badi bhabhi rakh le to theek hai. Waise bhi unke yaha naukrani to rehti hi hai.
Aur haa, main shaam ko tumhe call karta, ki aaj main der se aaunga 8 baje tak. Thoda doosri jagah jana hai, aur time se aa jana.
Fir uncle ne phone leke inse kaha-
Uncle: Tum bhi aa jao, sath chalte hai.
To ye bole: Nahi aap dono chale jao. Mujhe der ho jayegi.
Fir maine kaha: In dono ko bhi main sath le chalungi. Par pehle apne liye bhi dekh lu, ki kya lana hai.
Fir main apne almaari khol ke apne liye bra aur panty dekhne lagi. Uske baad hum 2 baje bazaar ko nikal liye. Uncle ki van se uncle ko main waha le gayi, jaha hum jaate the. Fir unhe ek suit ka kapda dilwaya, aur bachhe ke liye kapde liye. Anku ke papa ke liye ek shirt li.
Fir Uncle bole: Tum kuch nahi logi?
Fir uncle ka suit hamne naap ke liye de diya, aur uncle bole Ajay driver se-
Uncle: Tumhe zaroori kaam se jana tha. Tum jao, main van chala ke le aaunga.
To wo chala gaya. Fir uncle jaha se undergarments ka samaan lete hai, us dukaan mein ghus gaye. Waha par ek aadmi tha. Wo 55 se upar ka tha. Uncle ne pehle mera intro diya. Fir dukaan wala bola-
Dukan wala: Kya chahiye aapko?
To uncle bole: Mujhe underwear dikhao.
Dukan waale ne underwear dikhyi, to uncle bole-
Uncle: Nahi, ye wali nahi. Waisi wali cut wali.
To dukan waale ne cut wali hi nikaal ke di. Fir uncle ne apne liye 4, aur Anku ke papa ke liye maine 2 le li. Uske baad dukan wala bola-
Dukan wala: Bhabhi ji aapke liye kuch dikhau?
To uncle bole: Bolo Manju, le lo jo lena hai. Nailpolish ya lipstick.
Main chup rahi, par dukan wala bola: Lagta hai bhabhi ji hamse naraaz hai.
Fir main boli: Nahi ji, aisi koi baat nahi.
Chaliye pehle nail paint aur lipstick dekh leti hu. Fir maine dono cheeze le li. Fir dukan wala bola-
Dukan wala: Bhabhi ji, aapne to apne liye bra panty to li nahi? Aapko wo bhi dikhau.
Maa boli: Nahi bhaisahab, abhi nahi.
Par uncle bole: Le lo Manju mann hai to.
Fir maine haa kar di, aur maine jis company ka naam bataya, uspe dukan wala bola-
Dukan wala: Ye to sasti aur low quality kapde ki hai. Aapko dekhna hai to ye dekhiye.
Ye bol ka usne table par wahi company wali same bra nikaal ke rakh di packet se. Fir usne uncle se kaha-
Dukan wala: Dekhiye bhaisahab, iska kapda choo ke. Kitna low quality ka hai.
To uncle bole: Koi aur dikhao.
To dukan wala bola: Andar se samaan nikaal ke lata hu.
Fir wo jaise hi andar jane wala tha, usne poocha-
Dukan wala: Aapka size?
To maine kaha: 34″.
Fir wo andar gaya, to main bol padi-
Main: Inhe pata chalega to gussa karenge.
Uncle bole: Main samajh gaya tha. Tabhi tum mana kar rahi thi. Par tum le lo, bol dena ki baad mein saheli ke sath gayi thi lene.
Fir maine haa bol di. Tab tak dukan wala baahar bra panty dono le aaya. Usne ek bra dikayi aur bola-
Dukan wala: Ye lijiye aapke liye net wali bra.
Main boli: Nahi normal dikhao.
To dukan wala bola: Aksar aap normal pehanti hongi, is baar net wali bra panty leke dekhiye fir batana aap.
Maine kaha: Baahar hi pehanne wali bataiye. Kyuki ghar mein to mushkil hota hai pehanna.
Fir maine ek white net wali bra li. Aur fir ek net wali panty. Fir maine kaha-
Main: Size problem to nahi hogi?
Dukan wala bola: Try kar lijiyega ek-dum 34″ hi aayegi. Bilkul theek di hai. Koi dikkat ho, to bhaisahab to hai hi, badal denge.
Uske baad hum dono ghar aa gaye sham 5 baje tak. Fir maine uncle ke liye chai banayi. Uske baad hum main bed room mein the. To uncle ne kaha-
Uncle: Ek baar try karke dekh leta hu underwear, ki size theek hai.
Main boli: Ghar jaake dekh lena uncle.
To uncle bole: Are nahi, abhi check kar leta hu. Aur tum bhi check kar lo size. Agar dikkat hogi to badal aaunga. Baaki tumhe kal de jaunga fir.
Main: Acha uncle fir aap udhar to jao, mein check karke batati hu aapko.
Uncle: Arre pehan ke nahi dikhaogi kya?
Main boli: Arre kaisi baat kar rahe hai uncle aap bhi?
Uncle: Aur kya, main bhi to dikhaunga tumhe ki theek lag rahi hai ya nahi. Isme koi dikkat nahi hai Manju. Aadmi aurat ko to tumne dekha hoga nadi nehar mein khul ke kapde utaar kar nahate hai. To isme koi problem nahi hai.
Main: Ji baat to sahi hai. Uncle ab jao us kamre mein, aur badal ke aao.
To be continued…