Ab tak aapne padha ki khel ke dusre round ki chudayi ke baad sabko ahsaas hua ki apne partner ke alwa kisi aur ke saath ek baar chudwana exciting hi hota hain aur iske liye partner badalana jaruri nahi hain. Ab aage…
Naitik: “Sana, tum bhi kya concept lekar aayi ho, Aadivaasi banne ka idea to jabardast tha, maja aa gaya yaar. Adhuri ichchhaye puri ho gayi.”
Sana: “Maine tumse thoda jhoothh bola tha. Darasal aadivasiyo me kunwaare ladke kisi ladki ke baap ke paas jaakar shaadi ke pahle chudayi ki permission maangte hain aur ladki ka baap unke saamne koi challange rakhta hain. Maine thoda twist kar ke baap ki bajaay hamaare partner ko rakh diya”
Avni: “Socho agar Saad chudayi ki permission ke liye Nauhid ke abbu ke paas jaata to kya bolta!”
Aarav: “Wo bolta ki Chacha jaan kya main aapki beti aur meri bahan Nauhid ko chod sakta hoon!”
Saad: “Main puchh bhi sakta hoon. Chacha ne bhi to meri ammi ko choda hi hoga, jis tarah meri ammi ke kapde utaar kar checkup karte the to choda to hoga hi. Ammi aah aah karti thi to mujhe lagta tha unhe dard ho raha hain, bade hone par pata chala wo to maje me aahein bharti thi.”
Nauhid: “Mujhe bhi yaad hain, tumhari ammi mere abbu ko kahti thi ki bachho ke saamne to mat karo. Phir mere abbu unko lekar parde ke peechhe jaate the”
Saad: “Ab itna un dono ke beech hua hain to phir main to Nauhid ke abbu se puchh hi sakta hoon”
Naitik: “Hain himmat to puchh kar dikha”
Saad: “Shart laga le, bol iske badle kya karega?”
Naitik: “Main Sana ki ammi se Sana ko chodne ki permission lene jaaunga”
Sana: “Meri ammi puraane khyaalo ki hain. Sochna bhi mat is tarah ki gandi baat puchhne ke baare me. Agar meri ammi ko pata chal jaaye ki maine bina nikaah ke itne ladko se chudvaya hain to aasman sir par uthha legi”
Naitik: “To phir main Avni ke ghar jaakar Avni ko chodne ki permission le lunga”
Avni: “Haa, aur mere papa tumhe bolenge ki le ja bete aur chodne ke baad waapis ghar par drop kar dena!”
Naitik: “Tum darr kyu rahi ho? Saad kaun sa Nauhid ke abbu se permission le hi lega”
Saad: “Main to ready hoon, Naitik tu apni shart ke liye ready hain to bata?”
Naitik: “Chal, agar tu African kabilo ki tarah Nauhid ke abbu se apni hi bahan Nauhid ko chodne ke liye permission maang lega to phir main to Avni ka sirf dost hoon, maang lunga iske papa se permission. Jyada se jyada mana hi to karenge.”
Saad: “Thheek hain, kal raat ko hi main apna kaam kar lunga. Nauhid ke abbu ki permission se Nauhid ko chodunga”
Nauhid: “Tum ladke fekna thoda kam karo”
Avni: “Mujhe lagta hain do baar chudai ka nasha inke sir par chadh gaya hain, isliye baawre ho gaye hain aur bahki bahki baatein kar rahe hain”
Sana: “Agar yeh ladke majaak kar rahe hain to thheek hain varna hum ladkiya apne ghar walo ke saamne bahut sharminda hone wali hain!”
Sab log taiyar hokar hotel se nikale aur aur ghumne gaye. Shaam hote wo ghar laut aaye. Magar ladko ke dimaag me wo kabila wala khel chalu tha.
Agli raat ghar jab sab so gaye to Saad ne Nauhid ka darwaja khatkhataaya. Nauhid kamre se baahar aayi.
Saad: “Chal tere abbu ke paas chalte hain, tujhe chodne ki permission lene”
Nauhid: “Tu paagal hain kya! Mujhe chodna hain to andar aakar chod le par yeh drama to mat kar”
Saad: “Main serious hoon. Tumhaare abbu ne jo meri ammi ke saath kiya hain, uska unko ahsaas to hona hi chahiye”
Nauhid: “Please Saad, mat kar aesa. Tujhe agar mujhe jor jor se chodna hain to chod le. Ya phir tujhe meri gaand maarni hain to bhi bol? Main apni gaand marwaane ko bhi taiyar hoon. Tera lund bhi chus lungi aur saara paani bhi muh me le lungi, par abbu ko mat bata”
Saad phir bhi jabardasti Nauhid ka haath pakad kar khinch laaya aur Nauhid ke abbu ke bedroom ka darwaja khatkhataya aur dheere se awaaj lagaayi.
Nauhid apna haath Saad se chhudwane ki koshish karte huye usko request karti rahi par Saad nahi maana. Tabhi Nauhid ke abbu ne darwaaj khola.
Abbu: “Saad aur Nauhid, tum is waqt! Kya baat hain, Sab khairiyat to hain?”
Saad: “Chacha main Nauhid ko chodna chahta hoon”
Nauhid ke abbu ko yakeen nahi hua ki unhone abhi kya suna tha. Wo aankhein faade Saad ko dekh rahe the. Saad ne apni baat repeat ki. Nauhid ke abbu ne Saad ko thappad laga diya. Saad ne apna gaal pakad liya aur sahlaane laga aur Nauhid ki haalat bhi kharaab ho gayi.
Abbu: “Bula tere abbu ko, batata hoon teri kartoot”
Saad: “Bula lo, yeh bhi bata dena ki aapne meri ammi ke saath kya kya kiya hain. Andar se Nauhid ki ammi ko bhi bula lo, unko bhi pata chale aap kya karte the unki peethh peechhe”
Nauhid ke abbu ne jaldi se bedroom ka Darwaja band kar diya taaki unki biwi na jaag jaaye. Phir Saad ki taraf palte.
Abbu: “Yeh kya bol raha hain?”
Saad: “Sab dekha hain maine bachpan me”
Abbu: “Main teri ammi ka sirf check up karta tha, ek doctor hone ke naate.”
Saad: “Jukaam hone par kaun doctor salwar me haath daal kar check karta hain? Meri ammi ki naak kya unki tango ke beech me hain?”
Nauhid ke abbu ki ab bolti band ho chuki thi.
Saad: “Bulaau apne abbu aur Nauhid ki ammi ko aur bata du unko aapki kartut?”
Abbu: “Jisko bulana hain bula le, magar Nauhid ka haath chhod. Meri bachchi par buri najar rakhta hain!”
Saad: “Aapki aur ammi ki harkat dekh dekh kar main aur Nauhid bade huye hain. Sab sikh liya hain humne, hum dono pahle hi aapas me chod chuke hain.”
Abbu: “Nauhid, yeh kya bol raha hain?”
Nauhid: “Jhoothh bol raha hain yeh Saad. Maine kuchh nahi kiya hain”
Saad: “Nauhid ke dono boobs ke beech ek til hain. Aur bataau! Iski gaand par bhi ek nishaan hain?”
Abbu ne Nauhid ki taraf dekha aur usne apni najre jhuka li.
Abbu:”Tum dono pahle hi sab kuchh kar chuke ho to mujhse puchhne kyu aaye ho?”
Saad: “Aapne meri aankhon ke saamne meri aami ko choda hain, main bhi aapki aankhon ke saamne Nauhid ko chodunga to mujhe sukoon milega. Nauhid ko to main waise hi chod chuka hoon, wo to aap badal nahi sakte ho. Ab Nauhid ke kamre me aakar dekho ki aapko kaisa lagta hain”
Yeh kah kar Saad Nauhid ka haath pakad kar uske kamre me le aaya. Peechhe peeche Nauhid ke Abbu bhi aa gaye aur Saad ko rokne lage.
Abbu: “Saad, teri ammi ko maine koi jabardasti nahi choda hain, uski ichchha se hi hua hain. Aaj bhi usko chodta hoon, aur aage bhi chodta rahunga, hum dono ko isme khushi milti hain”
Nauhid: “Abbu, aap meri ammi ke saath dhokha kar rahe hain!”
Abbu: “Ek baar galti ho gayi to ho gayi, ab sudhaar to nahi sakta. Ab lat lag chuki hain iski ammi ko chodne ki. Tum dono wo galti mat karo.”
Saad: “Aap maje ke liye chod sakte ho to main aur Nauhid bhi maje ke liye chodenge”
Saad ne Nauhid ko wahi uske abbu ke saamne nanga karna shuru kar diya. Kurta nikaalte hi bra ke baahar dono mummo ke beech Nauhid ka wo til tha jise Nauhid ke abbu ne dekh liya. Ab Nauhid ke abbu ko yeh dekh kar yakeen ho gaya ki wo dono to pahle hi chudwa cuke hain.
Nauhid ke Abbu darwaja band kar apne kamre me chale gaye aur jaate jaate bol gaye: “Tum dono ko jo karna hain karo, par koi musibat aaye to mere paas mat aana.”
Saad ne Nauhid ke neeche ke kapde utarte hi dekha ki sach me usne apni chut safachat kar di thi aur wo apni taange chaudi karke baithh gayi aur Saad uski chut ko chaatne laga.
Saad: “Waah! Kar diye chut ke baal saaf!!”
Nauhid: “Tuney hi to kaha tha ki baal saaf honge tabhi meri chut ko chaatega. Main bhi dekhu tu kaisa chaatata hain. Ab to khula license hain”
Saad aur Nauhid ne us raat chaatne, chusne aur chudne ke maje liye. Saad apni bhadaas nikaal kar bahut halka mahsus kar raha tha.
Yeh khabar dusre dosto ko bhi lagi ki Saad ne sach me Nauhid ke abbu se permission lekar Nauhid ka choda hain to sabko aascharya hua. Ab baari Naitik ki thi ki wo bhi aadivaasi ban kar Avni ke ghar jaakar Avni ke ghar walon se Avni ko chodne ki permission le.
Avni: “Naitik, bhool kar bhi mere ghar mat aa jana. Nauhid ke abbu ki to galti thi isliye unko maanna pada”
Naitik ko to ummeed nahi thi ki Saad aesa kar lega aur ab usko bhi himmat karni hogi. Naitik ke chehre par baarah baje huye the aur Avni ko yeh dekh kar sukoon mila ki Naitik dara hua hain.
Magar shaam ko Avni ke ghar ki door bell baji aur Avni ne darwaaj khola to saamne Naitik khada muskura raha tha.
Agle episode me padhiye kya Naitik ko yeh dussahas karne se Avni rok paayegi!
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