Ab tak aapne padha ki Aarav ne Sana ke ghar jaakar usko choda. Un dono ne plan banaya ki wo dono shadi karenge. Sana ki shadi ke dauran Sana ko yeh sach Avni ko batana pada aur Avni thoda pareshan ho gayi.
Ab aage…
Nauhid ne Avni ko saantvana di.
Nauhid: “Tu bhi to apne ghar walo ki pasand ke ladke Naitik se shadi karne wali hain. Chinta mat kar. Bhale hi shadi ghar walo ki marji se ho par chudai to apni marji se hi karenge.”
Naitik ne apne lund ka saara juice dulhan bani Sana ki gaand me utaar kar ganda kar diya. Sana ko phir se safayi kar shaadi ke liye taiyar hona pada.
Naitik chudai ke baad phir dulhe Aarav ke paas aaya jaha paas me Saad bhi baithha tha.
Aarav: “Kaha gaya tha?”
Naitik: “Sana ki gaand maar kar aa raha hoon”
Aarav: “Aaj ke din to rahne deta usko mere liye”
Naitik: “Waise Aarav tumne aur Sana ne pregnancy wala jhooth achchha bola taaki aapas me shadi kar lo”
Saad: “Kya! Wo sab jhootha tha?”
Aarav: “”Ab chhdo na, kya fark padta hain.Koi kisi se bhi shadi karein, chudai karne ko to sabko milega”
Saad: “Tere jhoothh ki saja yeh hain ki aaj teri jagah Sana ke saath suhaagraat main manaunga”
Aarav: “Tu khush rah, mana lena shaagraat. Sana par hum teeno ka barabar adhikaar hain”
Sana ki shadi Aarav ke saath ho gayi. Suhaagraat ke liye hotel ka room book tha. Aarav paas me baithha raha magar Saad ne Sana ko chod kar suhaagraat manayi.
Thode din baad cousin sister-brother Nauhid aur Saad ki shadi bhi huyi. Unki suhaagraat ke liye bhi hotel room book tha. Magar Saad ko suhagraat ke room me jane hi nahi diya.
Kyuki Nauhdi ki suhaagraat Naitik aur Aarav ke saath hone wali thi. Nauhid ko uske dono aashiqo ne sandwich bana kar choda aur dono chhed me apne lund bhar diye.
Kuchh samay baad Avni aur Naitik ki bhi shadi kar di gayi. Avni ki ichcha thi ki wo apni suhaagraat Aarav ke saath manaaye isliye Aarav ne Avni ke saath suhaagraat manayi.
Un sabne decide kiya ki shadi ke baad ghar walo se dur wo sab aas paas bane ghar me rahenge. Naitik ki mummy akeli thi isliye Naitik ke liye yeh mumkin nahi tha. Usne thoda samay maanga.
Saad-Nauhid aur Aarav-Sana ne aas paas hi ghar le liya. Wo log jab chahe aapas me chudai kar sakte the. Un dono ke ghar ki chaabi sabhi 6 dosto ke paas thi.
Naitik aur Avni bhi apne baaki ke charo dosto ke ghar aa jaate aur exchange kar jam kar chudai ka maja lete.
Shadi ke baad wo ek dusre dusre se chudai ka pura sukh le rahe the. Koi bhi kisi ke bhi ghar me ghus jata aur jaise uski khud ki biwi ya pati ho aur chudwa leta.
Jaise Aarav ek din ghar par aaya to dekha ki kitchen ke platform par Sana nangi aadhi leti thi aur Saad usko chod raha tha. Dono ki siskiya nikal rahi thi.
Saad: “Dekh teri biwi ki chut se kitna doodh nikal raha hain!”
Aarav: “Tu office se jaldi aa gaya kya?”
Saad: “Haa, Sana ko chodne ki bahut ichchha ho rahi thi to isko lekar office se jaldi chala aaya. Isko pahle chai peeni thi, maine isko yahi kitchen me daboch liya. Ab chai ke liye iski chut se doodh nikaal raha hoon”
Aarav: “Main change karke aata hoon. Tab tak tum log khatm kar lo”
Aarav fresh hone gaya tab tak Saad ne Sana ko chodna jaari rakha aur dono jhad gaye. Aarav aaya tab tak unhone aadhe kapde pahan liye the.
Saad: “Raat ko tu aa raha hain mere yaha Nauhid ko chodne ke liye. Kyu ki Sana aur mera to ho gaya aaj ka”
Aarav: “Nahi, main bhi lunch time Avni ko chod chuka hoon. Nauhid ka number kal leta hoon”
Saad: “Thheek hain. To phir main kal Avni ko chodunga”
Agle din Aarav aur Nauhid aapas me sofe par chudai kar rahe the. Sana paas me baithhi TV dekhne ke saath hi unki chudai bhi dekh rahi thi. Tabhi darwaja khula aur Avni aayi. Uske chehre par baarah baje huye the.
Aarav aur Nauhid ne apni chudai chhodi aur avni ke paas aakar puchha ki kya hua.
Avni: “Saad ki ichchha ho rahi thi ki wo mujhe chode. Naitik ki mummy ghar se se baahar gayi thi to maine Saad ko apne ghar par hi bula liya. Hum dono bedroom me chudai kar hi rahe the ki tabhi dekha ki Naitik ki mummy darwaaje par khadi humein dekh rahi thi.”
Nauhid: “Ohh Shit! Yeh to gadbad ho gayi”
Sana: “Tumhe chudai ke liye yaha aa jana chahiye tha na!”
Avni: “Mujhe kya pata tha ki meri saas itna jaldi waapis aa jayegi. Unhone wahi humgama shuru kar diya. Humne to jaldi se kapde pahne aur unko shant karwaya. Naitik ko bhi phone karke bulaya”
Nauhid: “Saad kaha hain?”
Avni: “Wo neeche vehicle park karke aa raha hain”
Aarav:”Kya bola aunty ne?”
Avni: “Unhone bol diya ki ya to ghar main rahungi ya wo. Naitik kuchh bol hi nahi paya. Main yaha chali aayi. Aunty mere ghar par bhi shikayat kar degi. Mujhe darr lag raha hain”
Tabhi Saad bhi ghar me daakhil hua.
Saad: “Waatt lag gayi hamari to. Game over!”
Aarav: “Kitni baar bola tum dono ko ki chudai karni hain to yaha kar liya karo, baahar risk mar lo. Par tumhe to excitement milta hain”
Aarav: “Main to Avni ko chodne waha tabhi jata hoon jab Naitik bhi hota hain. Is se kisi ko shak nahi hota”
Saad: “Ab ho gaya to ho gaya. Ab kya karna han yeh socho. Aunty to bahut gusse me the. Iski shaadi to gayi”
Sana: “Aarav aur Nauhid, tum dono ab kapde pahno. Aesi situation hain aur tum dono abhi bhi nange khade ho”
Aarav aur Nauhid ne apne kapde pahan liye aur wo log vichar karne lage. Kuchh samay baad Naitik bhi waha aa gaya aur aate hi Saad ko daatne laga.
Saad: “Saale chutiye, thoda dhyaan nahi rakh sakta tha! Meri maa ke saamne hi unki bahu ko chodega to wo kya aarti utaaregi!”
Avni: “Unhone baahar kisi ko bataya to nahi?”
Naitik: “Badi mushkil se yeh bol kar shant karke aaya hoon ki main tumhaare ghar tumhare ghar walo se baat karne ja raha hoon. Mujhe samajh nahi aa raha kya karu!”
Aarav: “Hum me se koi unko samjhaane ki koshish kare to!. Abhi wo thoda gusse me hain, kal jaakar baat kare to?”
Naitik: “Pata nahi. Koshish kar lo. Mere to dimaag ne kaam karna hi band kar diya hain”
Saad: “Sana aur Nauhid tum Naitik ko andar lekar jao, usko thodi chudai dekar shant karo”
Naitik: “Nahi chodna kisi ko, is chudai ke chakkar me hi sab gadbad huyi hain”
Sana: “Tum andar chalo Naitik. Jyada mat socho. Tum meri gaand maar lo chalo, tumhe thodi shanti milegi”
Sana ne Naitik ka haath pakda aur usko lekar andar gayi. Baahar baithhe sab log soch rahe the ki kya kare. Tabhi andar se Sana ki chikhe aane lagi.
Baahar baithhe logo ko lag gaya ki Naitik apna saara gussa Sana ki gaand maar kar nikaal raha hain. Wo to achchha tha ki sabse anubhavi ladki Sana uske saath hi thi.
Aarav: “Ek idea hain, agar tum bolo to”
Avni: “Batao, koi bhi idea chalega”
Aarav: “Aunty itne saalo se akeli hain. Unki bhi to chudai ki ichchha hoti hogi na. Agar unko bhi chudai mil jaye to!”
Nauhid: “Paagal ho kya! Unki umra dekhi?”
Saad: “Chudai ka umra se kya lena! Ho sakta hain itne samay baad apni aankhon se chudai dekh kar unka imaan dol gaya ho!”
Avni: “Maine bhi unko 2-3 baar TV par adult program dekhte pakda hain. Mere aate hi channel change kar deti hain”
Nauhid: “Tum karna kya chaahte ho?”
Aarav: “Agar main aunty se milne jaau aur unko chod du to?”
Avni: “Ultaa wo aur bhadak gayi to?”
Aarav: “Jyada se jyada mera unke ghar jana band ho jayega. Tumhaare paas koi dusra upaay ho to batao”
Nauhid: “Naitik ko pata chala to kya hoga!”
Saad: “Usko batayega kaun? Hum to batayenge nahi aur Aunty aesa kaam karne ke baad apne bete ko batayenge nahi”
Avni: “Unhone aesa kaam karne se mana bol diya aur Naitik se Aarav ki shikayat kar di to?”
Nauhid: “Main to bolti hoon ki Naitik ko pahle hi bata do”
Avni: “Wo nahi maanega. Kaun sa beta apni maa ko apne dost se chudwaayega!”
Saad: “Sir par musibat hain to maanega. Wo bhi andar Sana ki thhukai kar raha hain. Wo apni biwi ko dusre se chodne de sakta hain to phir maa kya chij hain!”
Nauhid: “Chalo andar, aur usko batao”
Charo dost ab kamre ke andar gaye. Waha Sana puri nangi deewar ke sahaare khadi thi aur uski pichhwaade se Naitik jhatke maar maar ke chod raha tha.
Avni: “Naitik, agar tumhaari mummy ko bhi chudai ka sukh de de to shayad wo shant ho sakti hain”
Sana ko jhatke maar chodte huye Naitik achanak ruk gaya aur Avni ko dekhne laga. Avni darr ke maare do kadam peechhe hat gayi.
Naitik: “Yeh kiska idea hain?”
Baaki ke dost ek dusre ki shakal dekhne lage. Tab tak Sana bhi unki taraf mud gayi.
Sana: “Waise, idea bura nahi hain. Buddhe logo ko bhi chudai ka sukh milna chahiye”
Naitik ne Sana ke haath mod diye aur Sana thoda sa dard se chikhi. Naitik ne Sana ke dono haath Sana ki kamar ke peechhe le jakar pakad kar usko phir se deewar ki taraf muh kiye khada kiya aur uski gaand maarna phir shuru kar diya.
Naitik: “Tumhari ammi ki isi tarah gaand maaru to tumhe achchha lagega?”
Aarav: “Ek baar soch to le idea ke baare me”
Naitik: “Tum log paagal ho gaye ho. Kuchh aur socho varna jaise Sana ki gaand chud rahi hain waise hum sabki chudegi”
Sab dost phir se sochne lage.
Aarav: “Naitik ki mummy ki koi to kamjori hogi!”
Nauhid: “Main jab Naitik ki mummy se milne jati thi to maine note kiya tha ki wo bahut andhvishwasi hain. Agar hum is baat ka faayda uthhaye to?”
Naitik: “Nauhid, tu kapde khol kar Sana ki jagah mujhse gaand marwa. Tu hi ek samajhdaar hain yaha par”
Nauhid: “Tu chodta rah Sana ko. Humein aur sochne de”
Avni: “Agar hum kisi taantrik se yeh bulwaaye ki mere upar chudail ka saaya hain islliye main us din aisa kaam karva rahi thi to?”
Saad: “Abhi taantrik kaha se laaye?”
Aarav: “Saad, tu ban ja taantrik aur pahuch ja Naitik ke ghar. Phir Avni ka bhoot bhagana”
Nauhid: “Pahle aunty ko vishwas dilana ki sach me Avni me chudail ghusi huyi hain. pakka wo maan jayegi”
Agle episode me padhiye kya saare dost Avni ko bacha paayenge.
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