Pichla bhaag padhe:- Sabzi wali mausi ki chudai-1
Ab to mausi mujhe kisi heroine se kam nahi lag rahi thi. Bas unki chut mein mera lauda kaise jayega yahi khayaal aane laga tha. Wo 2 minute meri kamvasna mein jalne lagi, lekin meri himmat nahi ho rahi thi ki mausi se kuch kahu ya bolu. Mausi samajh chuki thi ki mere dimag mein kya chal raha tha.
Mausi: Ab to Neha ko jald se jald bulana hi padega warna…
Ye keh kar wo ruk gayi.
Main: Warna kya mausi?
Mausi: Kuch nahi, jao ghar jao, aur thoda aaram kar lo.
Main: Ab aaram kahan se milega mujhe. Ab to bhookh aur badh gayi hai.
Mausi: Babu aap ghar par jao. Main khaana bhijwati hu. Shayad usse tumhari bhookh mit jaye.
Main: Ab kya pata khaane se bhookh mite ya na mite, lekin jo bhi ho, ab to bhookh bahut zoro ki lag gayi hai.
Ye keh kar main apne ghar chala gaya. Aadhe ghante baad mere darwaze ki ghanti baji. Mujhe laga mausi ka ladka khaana lekar aaya hoga. Main bade udaas mann se darwaza kholne chala gaya. Lekin darwaza kholte hi saakshaat mausi ke darshan hue, wo bhi poori bheegi hui, hath mein tiffin lekar muskurate hue saamne khadi thi.
Mausi: Badi der laga di darwaza kholne mein. Kahi busy the kya?
Main: Nahi-nahi, main kahi busy nahi tha. Bas leta pada tha apne bistar par.
Mausi: Mujhe laga Babu ko bhookh lagi hogi, to apne hatho se hi kuch kar raha hoga. Mera matlab apne hatho se kuch bana kar khaa raha hoga.
Ye keh kar wo zor-zor se hasne lagi, aur andar aa kar kitchen mein tiffin rakh diya. Maine darwaza band kiya aur kitchen mein chala gaya. Mausi poori tareeke se bheegi hone ki wajah se unke saree se hote hue paani mere floor par gir raha tha.
Ek baat ye bhi meri samajh mein aa gayi thi, ki mausi bhi double meaning mein baat karke mere maze le rahi thi. Tab maine bhi thoda khul kar baat karna shuru kar diya.
Main: Jab kisi cheez ka jugaad na ho, tab hatho se hi kaam chalana padta hai. Aapko kya, aapka jugaad to aapke paas hamesha hi rehta hai. Lekin mera jugaad uske mayike gaya hai.
Mausi: Zaroori nahi hai ki jugaad aas-paas ho to kaam chal jata hai. Mera jugaad mere paas ho kar bhi pichle 12-15 saalon se kisi kaam ka nahi hai.
Main: To fir aap kya gaajar mooli se apna kaam chala lete ho?
Aur ye keh kar main zor-zor se hasne laga. Mausi thoda sa sharma gayi, aur mujhe maarne daud padi. Main mausi ko chidhate hue apne bedroom tak chala gaya.
Main: Arre mausi aap to poori tareeke se bheegi ho, aur aapki saree se jo paani tapak raha hai, usse poora floor geela ho raha hai.
Mausi: Babu, ab tum kya chaahte hai ke main apni saree khol kar nikaal du, taaki tera floor geela na ho?
Main: Haa, to usme kya hua? Maine kon si galat baat kar di?
Mausi: Tu kya bol raha hai babu, tujhe samajh mein aa raha hai kya? Main kisi paraye mard ke saamne apni saree kaise khol sakte hu?
Fir main bola: To kya hua? Main kon sa aapko saree sukhate hue dekhne wala hu. Bas main isliye keh raha tha ki baahar barish bahut zordaar ho rahi hai, aur wapas bheegte hue ghar jana acha nahi hoga. Is umar mein kahi beemar na pad jao aap.
Ye keh kar main ek aankh maar kar hasne laga.
Mausi: Naa re baba na, aisa main nahi kar sakti.
Main (haste hue): Tension mat lo mausi, main kuch nahi dekhuga, aur kuch karunga bhi nahi. Aakhir aapki umar ka bhi to khayaal rakhna hai mujhe.
Mausi: Meri umar ka itna khayaal hai tujhe isliye neeche tu mere blouse ko ghoor-ghoor ke dekh raha tha. Waise bhi Neha nahi hai, aur tera koi bharosa bhi nahi. Tu bahut bhookh dikh raha hai, kahi tu mujhe naa khaa le.
Main: Ab mujhe itne dino ke bad kuch achi cheez dekhne mil jaye, to bura kya hai?
Mausi: Achi cheez? Abhi is umar mein kaha hai achi cheez mere paas? Haa agar 10 saal pehle ki baat hoti, to samajh bhi leti. Lekin tu bhookha hai, tujhe baasi khaana bhi doongi to bhi khaa lega.
Ye keh kar mausi zor-zor se hasne lagi.
Main: Zaroori nahi hai ki baasi khaana kharaab hi ho. Wo bhi to tasty ho sakta hai. Waise bhi aap jis baasi khaane ke baare bol rahi hai, wo pichle 12-15 saalon se aise hi pada hai. Ek baat batao mausi, kabhi kisi ne itne saalon mein taste bhi nahi kiya aapko?
Mausi: Ab jab tu itna khul kar baat kar raha hai to bata deti hu. Us waqt zimmedari aur ghar chalane ke liye mere paas kaam ke alawa aur kuch nahi tha, aur is sex ke liye to bilkul time nahi tha. Aur jab aaj time aa gaya hai, to umar nikal gayi.
Main: Mausi kisne kaha ki time aur umar nikal gayi hai aapki? Aap aaj bhi bomb lagti ho. Mausa kabhi paas bhi nahi leta kya (Sex ka bhoot mere dimag mein chadha tha. Isliye main kuch bhi bak raha tha.)?
Mausi: Mausa ki to baat hi mat kar. Jab time tha tab nashe mein dhut ho kar rehta tha, aur ab tujhe lagta hai unke khelne ki umar bachi hogi.
Maine mausi ke nazdeek jaa kar unke dono kandho par apne dono hath rakh kar kaha.
Main: Dekho mausi ab jab itni baat ho gayi hai, to aapko bhi samajh mein aa gaya hoga ki main kitna bhookha hu, aur shayad aap mein bhi kahi bhookh bachi hogi. To kyun na hum ek-doosre ki bhookh mitaye? Lekin ye kissa sirf ek baar ka nahi hoga. Shayad Neha ke aane ke baad aage bhi chalta rahe (aur main ab poori tareeke se khul kar baat karne laga).
Main: Mujhe to sirf chut chahiye. Fir wo Neha ki ho ya aapki. Agar aap ek mauka de, to main aapki chut ki aisi sewa karunga, jo pichle 15-18 saalon se aapko mili nahi.
Ye keh kar maine mausi ki ek chuchi ko daba diya. Meri baatein aur is harkat ki wajah se mausi thoda sa ghabra gayi, aur ek kadam peeche hote hue mujhse kaha-
Mausi: Ye galat hoga. Agar ye baat baat-cheet tak thi to theek hai. Lekin hum jo baat kar rahe hai, wo seedhe chudai ki kar rahe hai. Jo theek nahi hai babu. Main aapka samajh sakti hu, lekin mujhe apne umar ka khayaal rakhna hoga.
Main: Mausi isme kya galat hai? Aapki chut bhi to lode ke liye taras gayi hogi? Aapki chut bhi to lode ki pyaasi hogi? To uski pyaas bujha deta hu, aur sath mein mere lode ko bhi nayi chut mil jayegi. Ek hi waqt mein hum dono khush ho jayenge aur main kasam khaa kar kehta hu ki jab tak aapki chut mein mera loda dene ki taakat hogi, tab tak aapki chut ki sewa karta rahuga.
Mausi: Kya tu sach mein mujhe chodna chaahta hai kya? Tu sach mein meri chut hamesha chodte rahega kya? Tujhe meri umar se koi farak nahi padta? Meri dono chuchiya latak gayi hai. Meri chut chut na ho kar ab bhonsda ban gayi hai. Kya tujhe usme maza aayega. Neha ki chut kahan, aur mera bhonsda kahan.
Main: Dekho mausi chut ho ya bhonsda, lode ko aaram to usi mein milta hai. Bas ab zyada socho mat, jaldi se saree utaar kar aapki chut ke darshan karwa do.
Ye keh kar maine unke pallu ko neeche utaar diya, aur unki dono chuchiyon ko dabane lag gaya. Iske aage kya hua, wo aapko agle part mein pata chalega. Mera naam Dilip hai,
aur meri email id [email protected]
hai.