Subha jab meri aankh khuli tab dekha mummy mujhe jaga rahi thi.
Mummy: Uth bhi jaa nalayak. Sota hi rehega apne baap ki tarah?
Mummy bahut gusse mein lag rahi thi. Main samajh gaya tha, ki mummy papa par gussa ho rahi thi. Mummy gusse mein badbad karne lagi thi. Tabhi papa andar aaye aur mummy se bole-
Papa: Tumhara dimag kharaab ho gaya hai kya subha-subha? Jhagda karne ke mood mein ho?
Mummy ( gusse mein): Jhagda main kar rahi hu yaa aap? Sirf peene ko chahiye inko bas.
Papa: Tere baap ki nahi pee raha tha.
Mummy ( gusse mein ): Muh sambhal kar baat karo.
Papa: Madarchod randi.
Papa ne gusse mein mummy ko zor se thappad maar diya. Mummy gusse mein papa ko aankh dikhane lagi. Mummy ki aankhon mein aansu aa gaye.
Main: Papa kya kar rahe ho aap?
Papa: Randi jab dekho tab jhagda karne lag jati hai.
Gussa karte hue papa baahar chale gaye. Aur mummy gusse mein papa ko bhi gaaliyan dene lagi.
Thode din tak mom aur papa ne baat bhi nahi ki. Fir ek din Raat ko papa wine pee kar aaye, aur mummy se jhagda karne lage. Mummy bhi gusse mein papa ko anaap-shanap bolne lagi. And us din bhi Papa ne gusse mein mummy ko thappad maar diya.
Mummy (gusse mein ): Bas bahut ho chuka. Bahut bardasht kar chuki hu main. Nahi rehna mujhe tumhare sath.
Papa: Haa, to jaa yaha se, randi.
Mummy: Haa-haa jaa rahi hu.
Fir mummy roti hui baahar jaane lagi.
Main: Mummy kya kar rahi ho? Pagal ho gayi ho?
Uske baad maine bhaiya ko call karke sab bata diya. Doosre hi din bhaiya aur bhabhi ghar aa gaye. Ravi bhaiya papa ko bahut samjhane lage, aur mummy ko bhi samjhaya.
Bhaiya: Ye saare fasad ki jad na wo Rafik uncle hai. Jab se unse baat-cheet karne lage ho, tab se aap dono ke beech jhagde hone lage.
Main: Haa papa aur mummy, bhaiya sahi keh rahe hai. Ye sab unki wajah se ho raha hai.
Bhaiya: Rohan ka bhi vacation aa gaya hai, isliye mom aur papa hum sab thode din baahar rahenge, aur uske baad tumhari bahu ki delivery hone wali hai. To usko aap apne sath le aana.
Papa aur mummy bhaiya ke saamne kuch bole nahi. Uske 4 din baad hi hum log ghar lock karke bhaiya ke sath chale gaye.
Yaha aane ke baad mummy aur papa dono mein firse baatein hone lagi. Aur dono ka gussa bhi shant ho gaya tha. Kareeb ek maheene baad hum log wapas hamare ghar aa gaye. Aur is baar bhabhi hamare sath aayi thi. Kyunki bhabhi pregnant thi, Isliye mummy uska khayaal rakhne lagi.
Waise to bhabhi hi sara kaam karti thi ghar ka, lekin mummy usko zyada kaam nahi karne deti thi. Papa bhi apne kaam pe dhyan dene lage. Ab Rafik uncle ka aana-jana bilkul band ho chuka tha.
Rafik uncle bhi shayad samajh chuka tha, ki ab mummy se milna bahut mushkil tha. Isliye Rafik uncle kaam ke silsile mein doosri city mein chala gaya. Usne apne bete Saddam ko unke kisi rishtedaar ke yaha bhej diye.
Main khush ho gaya tha, ki chalo ab Rafik uncle se peecha chhoot gaya. Kuch maheene baad bhabhi ne ek bete ko janam diya. Mummy aur papa apne pote ko paa kar bahut khush ho chuke the. Mummy to poora din apne pote ko hi khilane mein busy rehne lagi.
Koi soch bhi nahi sakta tha, ki mummy padosi uncle ke sath khub chudwa chuki thi. Kyunki mummy ab bilkul pehle ki tarah ho chuki thi. Mummy roz subha pooja-paath karti thi, aur apne pote ko lekar mandir chali jati.
Isi tarah poora 1 saal nikal gaya. Aur is 1 saal mein Rafik uncle wapas apne ghar aa gaye the. Mujhe darr lagne laga tha, ki wo madarchod firse kyun aa gaya. Lekin fir bhi sab kuch theek chal raha tha. Kyunki Rafik uncle se fir kabhi koi baat nahi hui, aur naa hi papa unse kabhi baat kiye.
Thode din baad bhaiya ke bete ka birthday tha. Papa aur mummy ne apne pote ke first birthday ki khushi mein sab ko invite kiya. Aur un sab mein se ek Rafik uncle bhi tha. Us din hum sab naach-gana karne lage. Uncle chaah kar bhi kuch kar nahi saka, aur mummy ne bhi kuch reaction nahi diya.
Mummy apne dhyan mein hi baaki ladies ke sath busy thi. Lekin Rafik uncle ka dhyan baar-baar mummy par hi jaa raha tha. Dhyan to jayega na. Jis aurat ko khoob ragad-ragad ke chod chuka ho, usko itni aasani se bhool bhi to nahi sakta tha.
Sala harami ne bahut maza liya tha. Lekin ab sab kuch band ho gaya tha, aur ye soch kar main khush tha. Us din bhi mummy ne saree pehni thi, aur wo bahut sexy aur hot dikh rahi thi. Cake kaatne ke time Rafik uncle aur mummy dono ki nazre takra gayi.
Mummy aur uncle dono pal bhar ke liye ek-doosre ko dekhe, aur fir apni nazre hata liye. Kyunki ghar mein baaki sab mehmaan bhi the. Program khatam hone ke baad sab chale gaye.
Ek din bhaiya ghar aaye the. Kyunki Ab sab kuch theek ho chuka tha, isliye bhaiya bhabhi aur apne bete ko apne sath le gaye. Wo ab har hafte mein ek din ghar aa jaate the, aur doosre din wapas bhi chale jaate the.
Ye baat Rafik uncle ko pata chal gayi. Fir ek din dopahar mein doorbell baji. Main andar kamre mein tha, isliye mummy door kholne chali gayi. Door kholte hi mummy ki aankhen fatt gayi. Kyunki saamne Rafik uncle khada tha. Mummy mere kamre ki taraf dekhte hui boli.
Mummy (dheere se): Aap?
Uncle andar aa gaya, aur door band kar diya. Mummy darne lagi. Uncle mummy ko dekhta hua bola-
Uncle: Kya baat ho gayi Urmila?
Mummy (darri sehmi hui): Kuch bhi nahi.
Uncle ne mummy ke kandho par hath rakh diya.
Uncle: Kyun mujhe nazar-andaaz kar rahi ho.
Mummy darne lagi, aur mere kamre ki taraf dekhne lagi.
Mummy: Kya kar rahe ho, andar Rohan hai?
Uncle: Dekho jab tak tum bataogi nahi, tab tak main yaha se jaane wala nahi hu.
Ye keh kar uncle ne mummy ke hatho ko apne hatho mein pakad liya.
Mummy: Rafik please jao yaha se.
Uncle ne mummy ke chehre ko apne dono hatho mein le liya, aur mummy ki aankhon mein aankhen daal kar dekhne laga.
Uncle: Aise kaise sab bhool jau main?
Aur fir uncle wahi khade-khade mummy ko pakad kar kiss karne laga. Mummy ne uncle ko zor se dhakka diya.
Mummy (gusse mein): Pagal ho gaye ho? Jao yaha se.
Uncle ko zyada gussa aa gaya, aur wo mummy ke hatho ko pakad kar unhe kaabu karne laga. Baat aage badhe isse pehle hi maine awaaz di mummy ko.
Main: Mummy kon aaya hai?
Aur maine jaise hi darwaza khola, waise hi mujhe darwaza band hote dikhayi diya.
Mummy: Kya hua beta?
Main: Kon aaya tha mummy?
Mummy: Koi nahi, aunty thi.
Uske baad mummy andar chali gayi. Us din se mummy thodi pareshan rehne lagi. Unhi dino mein papa ko gaon jana tha. Isliye mummy zyada darne lagi. Aur fir Mummy bhaiya ko call karke bhabhi aur pote ko aane ko boli.
Bhaiya bhabhi aur apne bete ko lekar aa gaye, aur doosre din khud wapas chale gaye. Bhabhi aur pote ke aa jaqne ke baad mummy normal ho gayi. Mummy apne pote ko khilane mein hi busy rehne lagi.
Mummy ko bhi shayad pata chal gaya tha, ki ghar mein kisi ke rehne se Rafik uncle ki himmat nahi hogi ghar mein aa kar problem create karne ki.
Main bhi khush ho chuka tha, ki chalo ab to mummy bhi gussa ho chuki thi buddhe par, to ab uncle fir dobara aisa nahi karega. Aur ab mummy us buddhe ke sath firse aisa kuch nahi karegi. Agar karna hota, to mummy bhabhi ko apne paas kyun bulati.
Thode din baad papa bhi wapas aa gaye. And ek week baad bhaiya ghar aaye, aur is baar bhaiya bhabhi aur bete ko sath le gaye.
Fir thode din baad mummy aur papa ki shaadi ki anniversary thi. Maine kaha ki sab ko invite karte hai. Lekin papa ne mana kar diya. Aur mummy bhi mana karne lagi, ki is baar nahi.
Raat mein khaana khaate wakt papa bole-
Papa: Rafik ka phone aaya tha.
Mummy unka naam sun kar hi chaunk gayi thi.
Papa: Jo paise liye the wo dene hai wapas.
Mummy: To de dijiye.
Papa: Kal bula kar de doonga.
Mummy: Yaha kyun bulana hai. Unke ghar hi jaa kar de dete. Aur kal hi bulana zaroori hai. Kal hamari shaadi ki saalgirah hai, aur aap hi ne kaha tha ki zyada logon ko bulana nahi hai. To fir unko kyun bula rahe ho?
Papa: Sab ko nahi bulana hai. Unko aur 3-4 log bas. Isi bahane unko kal paise bhi de denge.
Mummy: Mere khayaal se unko bulane ki zaroorat nahi hai. Unko unke ghar jaa kar hi paise de do. Kyunki agar wo ghar aaye, to aap unke sath fir drink karne baith jaoge.
Fir doosre din mummy aur papa ki anniversary thi. Shaam ko papa jaldi ghar aa gaye. Mummy ne bhi apna kaam jaldi poora kar liya, aur tab tak hamare 3-4 relatives bhi ghar aa gaye the. Thodi der baad Rafik uncle bhi aa gaya.
Mummy ne black color ka lehanga aur blouse pehna tha, jisme mummy bahut hot aur sexy dikh rahi thi. Black color ke lehange aur blouse mein mummy ka gora badan bahut madak lag raha tha. Mummy bilkul 30-35 saal ki bhabhi lag rag rahi thi.
In sab baaton mein sirf Rafik uncle ko hi galat samajhna sahi nahi tha. Kyunki mard to aurat ko dekhte hi pagal ho jata hai. Rafik uncle bhi pagal ho chuka tha mummy ko dekhkar. Rafik uncle sab se nazre bacha kar mummy ko ghoor raha tha, aur ye baat mummy achi tarah se jaanti thi.
Khaana khaane ke baad sab mehman chale gaye. Lekin Rafik uncle ab bhi papa ke sath baitha tha. Mujhe laga uncle bhi chala jayega thodi der mein.
Lekin kuch der baad maine dekha papa aur Rafik uncle firse drink karne lage. Ye dekh kar mera dil dhadakne laga. Maine andar jaa kar mummy se ye baat kahi, to mummy bhi thodi pareshan ho gayi.
Mummy: Tere papa ko itna samjhaane ke baad bhi meri ek baat nahi sunte.
Fir mummy gusse mein badbad karne lagi.
Mummy: Theek hai jaane de.
Kaafi time tak dono papa aur uncle nahi uthe, aur fir mummy mere bagal mein hi so gayi. Main bhi sone ka naatak karne laga. Kareeb aadhe ghante baad baahar se papa ki aawaz aani band ho gayi, aur mummy uth kar baahar jaane lagi. Main bhi uth kar baahar dekhne laga.
Baahar maine dekha Rafik uncle aaram se sofe par baitha tha, aur papa to nashe mein behosh pade the. Tabhi Rafik uncle uth kar papa aur mummy ke kamre mein ghus gaya. Main samajh gaya zaroor mummy andar hi hogi. Aur ab meri gaand fatne lagi ki aaj fir Rafik uncle mummy ke sath ghapa-ghap karne wala tha.
Main chupke se baahar aaya, aur mummy ke kamre mein dekhne laga. Rafik palang par tha, lekin mummy mujhe andar bhi dikhayi nahi di. Tabhi andar ke bathroom ka darwaza khulne laga, aur dekha mummy bathroom se baahar nikli.
Mummy apna dupatta hata chuki thi. Wo ab sirf lehanga aur blouse mein thi. Mummy Rafik uncle ko apne kamre mein dekh kar chaunk gayi. Rafik uncle uth kar mummy ke paas chala gaya, aur mummy ko bahut pyar se dekhne laga.
Uncle: Bataogi nahi aakhir baat kya hai?
Mummy: Baat kuch nahi hai, please jao yaha se.
Fir mummy waha se jaane lagi. Lekin Rafik uncle ne mummy ka hath pakad liya.
Uncle: Urmila please batao to. Aakhir kya galti hui hai mujhse? Tum is tarah se mujhse rooth nahi sakti.
Mummy: Rafik please ye sab theek nahi hai.
Mummy Rafik uncle se apna hath chhudhwa kar jaane lagi. Lekin uncle madarchod itna harami insan hai, wo itni aasani se mummy ko kaise jaane deta. Rafik uncle ne mummy ko apni taraf kheench liya, aur zabardast kiss karne laga.
Mummy: Mmmm.
Rafik ne mummy ko bahut mazbooti se pakda hua tha. Isliye mummy hil bhi nahi paa rahi thi.
Uncle: Kya theek nahi hai? Mann bhar gaya mujhse ( gusse mein)?
Mummy: Kya bakwas kar rahe ho?
Uncle mummy ko firse kiss karne laga.
Uncle: Tumhara mann bhar gaya hoga, lekin mera mann nahi bhara hai.
Mummy: Uuumhh Rafik.
Aur fir wahi hua jo uncle chaahta tha, aur jiska mujhe darr tha. Dheere-dheere mummy ne uncle ko mana karna band kar diya, aur Rafik uncle ke sar par hath ghumati hui uncle ko kiss karne lagi.
Mummy ne uncle ko zor se alag kiya, aur fir nasheeli aankhon se dekhti hui uncle ke chehre ko apne dono hatho se pakad liya. Fir mummy ne uncle ke hontho par apne raseele honth rakh diye.
Uncle ne mummy ko bahut pyar se kiss karte hue mummy ko deewar se chipka diya, aur mummy ko paaglon ki tarah choomne laga.
Uncle: Uuuumhh Urmila uuumh, main tujhse bahut pyar karta hu. Main tujhe nahi bhool sakta.
Rafik ne mummy ke dono hatho ko apne hath mein lekar mutthi mein band kar liya, aur fir mummy ke gaal aur gardan ko choomne laga.
(to be continued)