This story is part of the Padosi dharm ya chudai dharm series
Hello doston, main Rohan aap sab logo ka bahut-bahut dhanyawad karta hu ki aapko meri kahani “Padosi Dharm Yaa Chudai Dharm” bahut pasand aayi. Meri ye kahani padhne ke baad na-jaane kitne mardo ne apna lund hila kar paani nikala, aur na-jaane kitni randiyon ne apne bhonsde mein ungli karke apni chut ka paani nikala.
To doston ab tak aapne padha ki Joya didi ke ghar par hum 5 din ruke, aur inhi 5 dino mein kaise mera padosi Rafik uncle meri mummy ko zabardast tareeke se chod kar apne lund ki aag ko shant karta raha.
Meri mummy Urmila bhi Rafik uncle se chudwa kar bahut khush lag rahi thi. 5 dino ke baad hum ghar wapas aa gaye. Ghar aane pe papa thode pareshan dikhne lage. Aur sach kahu to main bhi pareshan rehne laga mummy ka randi-pann dekh kar.
Papa mummy ke sath theek se baat bhi nahi kar rahe the. Papa ka is tarah ka badlaav dekh kar mummy bhi pareshan hone lagi. Mujhe darr lagne laga, ki kahi papa ko mummy aur Rafik uncle ke beech najayaz rishte ke baare mein pata to nahi chal gaya.
Agar aisa hua to bahut problem ho jayegi. Aur logon ko pata chal gaya to badnami bhi hogi. Ek din dopahar mein mohalle ki aunty hamare ghar aayi. Mummy aur aunty baatein kar rahi thi.
Aunty: Kya baat hai Urmila ji, aap padosiyon ke sath ghoomne chale gaye, aur hame bataya bhi nahi.
Mummy: Ghoomne nahi gayi thi. Unki beti Joya ki tabiyat zara kharaab thi, isliye uski dekh-bhaal karne chali gayi.
Aunty: Ohhh! Ya baat hai. Main to soch rahi thi ki aap Rafik bhai sahab ke sath ghoomne gayi ho.
Aunty mummy ko dekhti hui smile ki.
Aunty(smile karti hui): Bada rishta ban raha hai unke sath. Baat kya hai?
Mummy (thodi sankoch karti hui): Kya! Kaisa rishta.
Aunty: Urmila ji aap na mujhe bewakoof nahi bana sakti. Kuch na kuch baat to zaroor hai. Warna aap unke sath 4-5 din ke liye kabhi nahi jati.
Mummy: Kya bol rahi ho Sushila tum?
Aunty mummy ke sath masti mazaak ke sath baat kar rahi thi, isliye mummy ko gussa nahi aaya.
Aunty: Sahi bol rahi hu Urmila. Aakhir baat kya hai, sach batao?
Mummy: Jaisa tum soch rahi ho, waisa kuch nahi hai.
Aunty: Jhooth bol rahi ho aap Urmila. Aapke chehre ki chamak saaf-saaf bayaan kar rahi hai.
Mummy: Kya bol rahi ho Sushila tum bhi.
Aunty: Mujhse aap chhupa nahi sakti. Chehre aur gale par daanto ke nishan saaf-saaf dikh rahe hai mujhe.
Aunty ki baat sun kar mummy thodi chaunk gayi, aur apne gale par hath rakh kar check karne lagi. Mummy ke aisa karne se aunty hasne lagi.
Aunty: Arre Urmila pareshan mat ho, main mazaak kar rahi hu. Ye to sahi baat hai ki aakhir padosi-padosi ke kaam aata hai.
Uske baad aunty chali gayi. Raat ko jab papa ghar aaye. Tab khaana khaate wakt papa aur mummy ke beech jhagda hone laga. Papa bahut gusse mein mummy se baat karne lage. Mummy papa ka gussa dekh kar darr gayi.
Papa (gusse mein): Main to pagal hu na, meri to koi fikar hi nahi.
Mummy (gusse mein): Kehna kya chaahte ho, saaf-saaf kaho na?
Papa (gusse mein): 5 din kyun, 10 din ghoom leti.
Mummy: Ghoomne gayi thi main? Aapne hi kaha tha mujhse jaane ke liye.
Papa: Haa kaha tha. Iska matlab ye nahi ki poore 5 din tak waha ruko. Pata nahi kya gul khilaye honge waha.
Papa ki baat sun kar mummy ko bahut gussa aaya.
Mummy (gusse mein): Aapka dimag to nahi kharab ho gaya hai? Kya bol rahe ho ye aap?
Papa: Wahi bol raha hu jo tu sun rahi hai.
Mummy: Jab aapke andar itni gandi soch thi, to mujhe kyun bheje waha. Matlab aap mujhe jaan-boojh kar bheje unke sath, taaki aapko mujhe badnaam karne ka mauka mil jaye?
Papa: Badnami to hogi hi na. 5 din jo reh kar aayi ho.
Papa ki baat sun kar mummy ke chehre ka rang gusse se laal ho chuka tha.
Mummy: Zyada muh mat khulwaiye. Mujhe bhi sab pata hai gaon mein kis raand se milne baar-baar jaate ho.
Mummy ki baat sun kar papa gussa ho gaye, aur mummy ko zor se thappad maar diye. Mummy khaane ki plate ko zor se gira kar roti hui andar chali gayi.
Mujhe kuch samajh nahi aa raha tha, ki ab aage kya hoga. Aur kaise mummy papa ke beech jhagda khatam hoga. Doosre din papa bahut drink karke aaye, aur nashe mein mummy ko gaaliya dene lage.
Main papa ko samjhane laga, to papa mujhe bhi gaaliya dene lage. Mummy andar kamre mein rone lagi.
Main: Mummy main bhaiya ko phone karke bula leta hu..
Mummy: Nahi rehne de.
Lekin main zabardasti bhaiya ko phone karke bata diya sab.
Doosre din subha main uth kar baahar aaya, tab papa bathroom se naha kar nikle.
Papa: Beta mummy kaha hai tumhari?
Main: Papa, mummy andar so rahi hai.
Mummy ab tak so rahi thi. Kyunki 2 dino se unki tabiyat kharaab ho gayi thi.
Papa andar kamre mein gaye. Mujhe darr lagne laga, ki papa subha-subha firse jhagda na karne lage mummy se.
Main chupke se andar dekhne laga. Andar papa mummy ka hath pakad kar mummy ko utha rahe the. Lekin mummy bahut gusse mein thi, isiliye mummy papa ke hath ko chhudane lagi.
Papa: Maan bhi jao ab. Gusse mein bol diya maine.
Mummy: Bolne se pehle zara bhi nahi socha mere baare mein.
Papa: Darasal kuch dino se ek pareshani khadi ho chuki hai mere liye.
Mummy: Kya hua?
Papa: Tumko pata hai 1 saal pehle hum ek flat book kiye the, jisme hamne 5 lakh rupay jama kiye the.
Mummy: Haa, kya hua?
Papa: Wo paise doob gaye hamare.
Mummy: Kya, aise kaise hua ye?
Papa: Ab kuch nahi ho sakta. Mujhe samajh nahi aa raha ki main itne paise kaise aur kaha se manage karu. Chacha ji se baat ki, unse bhi paise manage nahi ho sake. Tumhare bhai ko phone kiya unhone kaha dekhta hu.
Mummy: Aur koi nahi hai jo madad kar sake?
Papa: Aur to koi nahi hai, jo itne saare paise de sake. Pados mein Rafik bhai ke sath bhi baat ki. Unhone bhi mana kar diya.
Mummy: Aap fikar mat karo, kuch na kuch hal zaroor niklega.
Uske baad papa apne kaam par chale gaye. Mummy ab thodi normal ho chuki thi. Fir doosre din bhaiya aur bhabhi bhi ghar par aa gaye. Wo ek hafte tak hamare sath rahe, uske baad chale gaye.
Fir ek din dopahar mein doorbell baji. Maine darwaza khola to dekha saamne Rafik uncle khade the. Wo mujhe dekh kar smile karte hue bole.
Uncle: Hello Rohan beta.
Main: Hi uncle.
Uncle: Kya baat hai, aaj-kal Saddam ke sath khelne nahi aate?
Tabhi mummy baahar aayi. Mummy ko dekhte hi lodu uncle ke chehre par smile aa gayi. Lekin ye kya, mummy Rafik uncle ko bhaaw nahi di. Mummy ka chehra gusse mein dikh raha tha. Mummy kitchen mein chali gayi.
Uncle: Rohan kuch hua hai kya.
Main: Kuch bhi to nahi uncle.
Uncle: To fir tumhari mummy itni gusse mein kyun lag rahi hai. Main pooch kar aata hu.
Uske baad Rafik uncle bhi andar kitchen mein chala gaya. Aur andar jaa kar peeche se mummy ki chikni kamar mein hath daalte hue mummy ko pakad liya. Uncle ke aisa karne se mummy darr gayi.
Uncle: Ummmh, kya hua meri jaan, aaj bahut gusse mein lag rahi hai?
Mummy uncle ke hatho ko gusse mein zor se jhatka dekar alag ki. Fir wo uncle ko aankh dikhati hui boli.
Mummy: Pagal ho gaye ho, kya kar rahe ho? Baahar Rohan hai.
Uncle: Kya hua, batao to sahi yaar?
Mummy ( gusse mein): Aapko sirf apni kamvasna shant karni hai. Baaki sab se aapko koi vaasta nahi hai.
Uncle: Kyun Urmila, aisa kyun bol rahi ho? Kya baat hai batao to.
Fir uncle mummy ke hatho ko pakad liya.
Mummy: Rohan ke papa ki itni madad bhi nahi kar sakte ho aap?
Uncle: Oh, to ye baat hai.
Mummy uncle ke hatho ko chhudhwa kar palat gayi. Uncle ne mummy ki kamar mein hath daal kar peeche se mummy ko jakad liya, aur mummy ke gore-gore gaal se apna gaal chipka liya.
Uncle (haste hue): Main sirf Rohan ki mummy ki madad karna chaahta hu. Main bas tumhari baat sun sakta hu. Aur tumhari ye baat maine maan li hai. Tumhare shauhar ko main kal hi paise de doonga. Bas ab to khush ho?
Uncle ki baat sunnkar mummy palat kar uncle ki taraf apna muh ki.
Mummy: To fir unko kyun mana kiye aap?
Uncle: Wo isliye, ki Rohan ke baap se mujhe koi vaasta nahi rakhna. Main sirf tumse vaasta rakhna chaahta hu Urmila. Main sirf tumhari zid ko poora kar sakta hu, tumhare husband ki nahi.
Ab to hass do meri jaan. Uncle ki baat sun kar mummy ke face par smile aa gayi.
Uncle: Haye meri jaan ohh.
Rafik uncle mummy ke hontho par apne honth rakh kar mummy ko zabardasti kiss karne laga.
Aur mummy ne uncle ko kiss karne se roka.
Mummy: Kya kar rahe ho? Rohan yahi hai.
Fir uncle ne mummy ko zabardasti apni baahon mein bhar liya.
Uncle: Ummhhh kaafi din ho chuke hai Urmila tumhare jism ki khusbu ko soonghe hue.
Uncle mummy ki nangi peeth aur kamar par hath ghumane lags. Mummy uncle ko rokne lagi.
Mummy: Rafik… Pagal mat bano. Chhodho mujhe.
Fir mummy Rafik uncle ko alag kar diya.
Mummy: Rohan ne dekh liya to museebat khadi kar doge. Jao baahar main chai lekar aati hu.
Uncle: Aapka hukum sar aankhon par.
Mummy hasne lagi. Uncle mummy ke gaalo par puppy lekar baahar aa gaya. Chai peene ke baad uncle chala gaya. Raat ko khaana khaate wakt papa mummy se kehne lage.
Papa: Rafik bhai ka aaya tha phone aaj mujhe.
Mummy: Kya bole?
Papa: Bole ki wo kar denge kal tak paison ka intezaam.
Mummy mann hi mann bahut khush ho chuki thi.
Mummy: Ye to achi baat hai.
Papa: Haa kal raat ko hi bula leta hu. Khaana bhi khaa lenge yahi.
Mummy: Theek hai bula lijiye.
Mummy ke chehre par chamak dikhne lagi. Fir doosre din shaam ko mummy Saddam ko apne sath lekar market gayi, aur aate wakt beauty parlour ho kar aayi. Fir mummy kitchen mein khaana banane lagi. Saddam mere sath tha.
Uske baad mummy ne apni saree change ki. Mummy ne green color ki saree pehni. Aur mummy ka blouse sleeveless aur backless tha, jisme se mummy ki sexy peeth poori nangi dikhne lagi. Mummy ne apni saree kamar se neeche baandh rakhi thi. Mummy ki jheel jaisi gehri nabhi dekh kar mere lund mein bhi halchal hone lagi.
Main samajh gaya tha ki aaj fir Rafik uncle mummy ki sawari karne wala tha. Aur mummy bhi poori taiyar ho rahi thi us jhantu uncle se chudne ke liye. Lekin aaj unko mauka nahi mil sakta tha, kyunki aaj papa bhi yahi the.
Thodi der baad hi papa aur Rafik uncle ghar aa gaye. Rafik uncle ne papa ko paise diya. Papa mummy ko awaaz diye. To mummy kitchen se baahar aayi. Mummy ko dekhte hi Rafik uncle ki aankhen fatt gayi.
Rafik uncle mummy ko bahut lalchayi aankhon se dekhne laga. Aur mummy Rafik uncle ko kaatil smile dete hui apni saree ka pallu apne sir par rakh kar unke paas jaane lagi.
Papa mummy ko paise dekar andar rakhne ko bole. Uske baad papa aur Rafik uncle drink karne lage.
Fir mummy ne kamre mein aa kar paise rakh di. Uske baad wo kitchen mein chali gayi. Mummy kitchen se wapas baahar aayi, aur kamre ki taraf aane lagi.
Uncle ki nazre bas mummy par hi jaa rahi thi. Mummy ne apne neeche waale honth ko side se apne daanto ke neeche daba liya, aur uncle ko kaatil nazron se dekhti hui andar chali aayi. Uske baad maine bhi khaana khaa liya.
Kaafi time ho chuka tha dono ko drink karte hue. Papa ko bahut nasha ho chuka tha. Papa ko wine chadh chuki thi, isiliye Mummy uth kar baahar gayi.
Mummy: Bas bhi kijiye, ab khaana khaa lijiye.
Papa: Mujhe pehle bathroom jana hai.
Lekin Rafik uncle ab bhi theek the. Harami mummy ko dekh kar smile karta hua aankh maar diya.
Uncle ke aisa karne se mummy ke chehre par muskaan aa gayi. Aur mummy uncle ko ishare mein daantne lagi.
Papa uthne ki koshish karne lage, lekin papa se uthne bhi nahi ho raha tha. Ye dekh kar mummy ka face gusse se laal hone laga.
Mummy: Kya kar rahe ho? Itni daaru peene ki kya zaroorat hai?
Rafik uncle papa ke kandho ko pakad kar uthne mein madad karne laga, aur mummy ko chup rehne ka ishara kiya. Papa ko bilkul bhi hosh nahi tha. Rafik uncle papa ko andar kamre mein le gaya, aur sofe par patak diya. Mummy gussa karne lagi.
Mummy: Hosh bilkul bhi nahi hai, bas piye jaa rahe hai.
Rafik uncle ne mummy ka hath pakad kar apni taraf kheench liya. Mummy uncle ko gussa dikhati hui boli-
Mummy: Mana nahi kar sakte the aap?
Uncle mummy ki aankhon mein aankhen daal kar dekhne laga.
Mummy: Kya kar rahe ho?
Mummy papa ki taraf dekhne lagi.
Uncle mummy ke raseele hontho par apne honth rakh kar mummy ko kiss karne laga. Mummy uncle ko mana karne lagi.
Mummy: Umhh… Rafik kitni baas (smell) aa rahi hai muh se.
Lekin uncle mummy ko kiss karne mein lage hue the.
Mummy: Umhhaa, pagal mat bano. Ye uth gaye to museebat khadi kar denge.
Uncle ne mummy ki chikni kamar mein hath daal kar mummy ko kass ke pakad liya. Aur fir wo mummy ko choomne laga.
Rafik uncle: Fikar mat karo Urmila, ye subha tak uthne wala nahi hai.
Mummy: Subha tak kyu?
Uncle: Kyunki maine uske peg mein nashe ki goli mila di thi.
Mummy (chaunk kar): Kya?
Uncle: Itna darr kyun rahi ho?
Mummy: Kya kiye ye? Kuch ho gaya to unko?
Uncle: Kuch nahi hoga yaar, kyun itna darr rahi ho? Subha tak bilkul normal ho jayega.
Mummy: Bahut badmash ho aap.
Fir uncle hasne laga.
Uncle: Tumko paane ke liye aisi badmashi to karni hi padegi mujhe.
Uncle mummy ko kiss karne laga. Rafik uncle itna bada madarchod hoga maine socha nahi tha. Kutta mere baap ke ghar mein mere baap ko nashe mein karke unki wife ke sath affair kar raha hai.
Mummy: Ummmh pehle khaana to khaa lo. Main Rohan ko dekh kar aati hu.
Uske baad mummy mere kamre mein aayi. Main jhootha sone ka naatak karne laga.
Mummy: Rohan kya baat hai, aaj jaldi so gaya?
Main: Mujhe aaj neend aa rahi hai mummy.
Mummy: Theek hai soja. Main kitchen mein kaam khatam karke aati hu.
Uske baad mummy baahar chali gayi. Main chhup kar baahar dekhne laga. Mummy kitchen se khaana lekar jaa rahi thi uncle ke kamre mein. Aur mummy apni saree nikaal chuki thi. Mummy sirf blouse aur petticoat mein thi.
Mummy apna petticoat apni kamar se bahut neeche baandh rakhi thi. Isse mummy ki chikni makhmali kamar dekh kar to mera lode mein halchal hone lagi. Mummy ke blouse mein se unke boobs dikhne lage.
Unke blouse mein se unke boobs dekh kar mujhe aisa lagne laga, jaise ki mummy ne andar bra nahi pehni thi.
Rafik uncle 2 peg bana kar ek peg mummy ko dene laga. Mummy papa ki taraf dekhti hui uncle se peg lekar peene lagi.
Fir dono sath mein khaana khaane lage. Kabhi Mummy uncle ko apne hath se khaana khilati, to kabhi uncle bhi mummy ko apne hath se khaana khilata.
Fir mummy kitchen mein chali gayi. Thodi der baad mummy wapas aa gayi. Rafik uncle mummy ka hath pakad mummy ko apne upar kheench liya. Mummy hasti hui jhat se unki god mein unki jaanghon par baith gayi.
Uncle: Haye meri jaan, aaja meri baahon mein. Rafik uncle mummy ko paaglon ki tarah choomne laga.
Mummy(hasti hui): Ruko, pehle mujhe mera gift do.
Uncle: Bahut hi acha gift laya hu meri jaan tumhare liye.
Fir Rafik uncle mummy ko ek gold necklace nikaal kar dikhane lage. Mummy bahut khush ho gayi thi necklace ko dekh kar.
Mummy: Wow Rafik, bahut mast necklace hai.
Rafik uncle mummy ko necklace pehnane lage. Necklace bahut acha lag raha tha mummy ke gale mein. Mummy bahut khoobsurat dikhne lagi.
Uncle: Kaisa laga?
Mummy: Mast.
Mummy hass kar uncle ko boli. Aur uncle ko zoro se apni baahon mein bhar liya.
Mummy: Uummhh, I love you Rafik.
Uncle mummy ki nangi peeth aur kamar par hath ghumane laga.
Uncle: Uumhh l love you meri jaan Urmila. Bahut pyar karta hu tumse uuumhhhhhh.