Pichla bhaag padhe:- Sanskari se chudakkad-1
Aap sab logon ka bahut dhanyawad story ko support karne ke liye aur feedback ke liye. Aisa mujhe lag raha tha ki mummy Irfan ki body par fida ho gayi. Par ye sab galat tha. Wo bilkul bhi waisa nahi soch rahi thi. Aise hi kuch din mummy aur Irfan sath time par gym karte. Fir ek din himmat karke Irfan mummy se baat karta hai aur kehta hai-
Irfan: Aap kya yahi gaon se ho? Aapko coffee shop mein dekha hai.
Mummy: Haa main yahi se hu. Mujhe coffee zyada pasand hai na, isliye coffee peeti hu.
Irfan: Ok, ek baat bolu aapse?
Mummy: Boliye kya hai?
Irfan: Nahi rehne deta hu zyada ho jayega.
Mummy: Nahi aap bataiye abhi.
Irfan: Aap hadd se zyada sundar ho, aur aapko dekh lagta nahi hai ki aapka koi ladka hoga.
Mummy: Kuch bhi bhaisaab. Mera ek ladka hai, aur wo college mein hai.
Aise hi mummy aur Irfan ki baatein chalti rahi, aur 1 week ke baad wo dono ache friends ho gaye. Wo phone pe baat karne lage aur chat karne lage. Isi beech mummy ne Irfan ko dinner pe bulaya, jab mere papa ghar par bhi nahi the.
Irfan ne mujhe message kiya aur bataya ki: Sun aaj teri maa ko chodunga dekh tu bahut. Awaaze aayengi tere ghar mein.
Main isi chakkar mein ghar mein shanti se baitha raha. Main mummy ko dhyan se dekha to mummy taiyaari mein lagi thi, aur mummy kya dikh rahi thi red colour ki saree mein aur sleevless blouse pehna tha mummy ne.
Aadha pet, nabhi, aur peeche se poori nangi chikni patli kamar chamak rahi thi mummy ki, aur peeche se uthi hui gol gaand dikh rahi thi ache se.
Tabhi kuch der mein doorbell baji aur maine door khola, to dekha Irfan aaya tha. Wo ek-dum naye kapde pehan kar aur scent laga kar aur kajal laga kar aaya tha. Hum teeno ne sath mein khaana khaaya, aur main sone ka naatak karke nikal gaya sone ke liye, aur upar jaa kar dekhne laga. Mummy aur Irfan wahi baithe the sofa par, aur unki baatein shuru ho gayi.
Irfan: Aapke pati kaha par hai? Dikhayi nahi de rahe?
Mummy: Wo kaam ke liye baahar gaye hai 2 weeks ke liye.
Irfan: Aap apne pati se mohabbat karti hai?
Mummy: Bilkul, main bahut pyar karti hu unse.
Irfan: Mujhe to lagta hai ki aap jitni unse mohabbat karti hai. Utni wo aapse karte nahi honge.
Mummy: Nahi, aisi koi baat nahi hai. Wo bhi mujhse bahut mohabbat karte hai.
Irfan: Nahi main keh raha hu na, wo aapse aap jitni mohabbat nahi karte.
Mummy: Arre ye kya bol rahe hai aap? Aur aapko kaise pata (mummy thoda gussa ho jati hai)?
Irfan: Mujhe pata hai wo aapse zyada mohabbat nahi karte.
Maa bhi ab josh mein aa jati hai.
Mummy: Acha to batao kaise?
Irfan: Arre meri Prabha ji, agar aisi beautiful biwi ghar mein hai, aur wo waha baahar jaa kar kaam kar rahe hai, to main aur kya samjhunga?
Irfan ki is baat par mummy bahut khush ho jati hai, aur muskurane lagti hai. Maa ko thodi sharam bhi aa rahi thi.
Mummy: Aap bhi na Irfan ji, kuch bhi bolte hai.
Mummy bolte-bolte Irfan ki jaanghon par hath rakh deti hai.
Irfan: Arre such keh raha hu. Main agar unki jagah hota na to.
Aur Irfan bolte hue ruk jata hai.
Mummy: To kya?
Irfan: Kuch nahi.
Mummy: Arre bataiye naa.
Mummy bhi ab excited ho rahi thi.
Irfan: To main aapse kabhi door nahi jata. Har pal aapke sath hi rehta.
Mummy: Aap bahut achi-achi baatein karte hai Irfan, kaha se seekhe ho?
Irfan: Arre aap jaisi beautiful aurat agar saamne ho to koi bhi acha ho jaye.
Mummy sharmane lag jati hai.
Irfan: Aapke pati kaafi lucky hai jo unhe aap jaisi beautiful patni mili.
Mummy: Acha to aap lucky nahi hai?
Irfan ab dheere se mummy ke kaan ki paas jaa kar bol dete hai.
Irfan: Hum to tab lucky honge jab hamare paas aap hongi.
Fir Irfan mummy ke kandho par hath rakh dete hai. Meri mummy muskurane lagti hai.
Mummy: Hum to aapke hi paas hai na ab.
Mummy ko pata chalta hai ki wo kis baare mein baat kar rahe the. Wo bhi kaafi chalaak thi. Ab scene ye tha ki mummy ka hath Irfan ki jaanghon par aur Irfan ka hath mummy ke kandho par tha. Dono ek-dum kareeb aa kar baat kar rahe the.
Mummy kaa pallu ab poora neeche gir jata hai. Halanki mummy usko sawaarti nahi hai. Wo waise hi baatein kar rahi hoti hai. Irfan ki nazar ab mummy ki bhari hui chuchiyo par chali jati hai.
Irfan: Arre aap kareeb ho kar bhi door hai.
Mummy: Matlab? Itni paas to baithi hu aapke.
Irfan: Haa paas to aaj hai hamare aap.
Irfan ab bhi mummy ki chuchiyo ko taad rahe the. Apna hath mummy ki nangi kamar mein daal dete hai. Mummy ko ek-dum gudgudi hoti hai. Irfan ka sakht kaala hath mummy ki chikni gori kamar par tha. Mummy ab garam hone lagi thi.
Meri bhi dhadkane badh jati hai ye sab dekh kar. Mera loda dheere-dheere khada ho raha tha. Ek ajeeb sa ehsaas ho raha tha mujhe mummy ki chuchiyo ko dekhte hue.
Irfan: Aap bahut beautiful hai Prabha ji.
Mummy ye dekh leti hai, aur sharma jati hai, aur apna pallu theek kar leti hai. Wo thoda unse door khisak jati hai. Irfan bhi apna hath kamar se hata dete hai. Mummy waha se uth jati hai sharam ke kaaran, par tabhi mummy ka hath Irfan pakad leta hai.
Irfan: Lagta hai hamse baat karke aapko acha nahi laga, isliye aap jaa rahi hai.
Mummy: Arre aisi baat nahi hai Irfan, aap bahut ache hai. Aapse baat karke bahut acha laga hame.
Irfan: To aap jaa kyun rahi hai? Baithiye na thodi der.
Mummy: Raat bahut ho chuki hai.
Irfan: Arre raat to ho chuki hai, par aisi raat fir kabhi nahi aayegi. Thodi der baithiye hamare sath.
Irfan mummy ko mana leta hai, aur mummy firse wahi baith jati hai. Wo mummy ke aur paas chale jaate hai, aur mummy ka ek hath apne hath mein le lete hai.
Irfan: Ek baat batau aapko, bura to nahi maanengi?
Mummy: Ji bataye na, isme bura kya maanna?
Irfan: Sach kahu to bahut dino baad kisi se baat karke main itna acha mehsoos kar raha hu.
Irfan dheere-dheere mummy ka hath sehla rahe the, aur maa ki saanse bhi ab thodi tez ho gayi thi. Maa ki chuchiya upar-neeche hone lagi thi.
Iske aage kya hua, wo aapko agle part mein pata chalega.