Ab tak aapne padha ki Dimple ne apne boyfriend Mohit ko birthday ki surprize party di. Dimple ke saath chudai ka mauka chhodkar Mohit ko apne dost ki girlfriend Maya ko uske ghar chhodne jana pada par Maya ke kahne par Mohit usko apne ghar laya aur uski gaand mar li. Ab aage…
Maine socha nahi tha ki mere birthday par mujhe yahi wala special gift milne wala tha. Itni santushti pahle kabhi nahi huyi jitni Maya ne mujhe us raat dilayi thi.
Maya ne wo gandagi saaf ki aur bina kapdo ke hi mere mere saath mere bedroom me aayi aur hum dono ek saath baaho me baahein daal kar so gaye.
Sone ke pahle maine subah jaldi ka alarm jarur set kar diya. Subah 6 bajte hi mera alarm bol uthha. Maya mujhse chipak kar soyi huyi thi. Maine usko uthhaya.
Main: “Mera makaan maalik bahut khraab hain, agar usko pata chal gaya ki raat ko main koi ladki ghar laay hoon to mujhe ghar se nikaal dega. Main aaj tak Dimple ko bhi raat ko ghar par nahi lekar aaya hoon, hamari saari chudayi uske ghar par hi hoti hain”
Maya: “Thheek hain, main kapde pahanti hoon, tum mujhe mere ghar par drop kar do”
Maine aur Maya ne apne kapde pahne aur parking me aa gaye. Itna jaldi koi uthha nahi tha to achchha tha. Maine Maya ko uske ghar par chhod diya.
Phir Dimple ka vaada yaad aaya. Socha mera birthday to aaj hi hain. Subah subah Dimple ke ghar jaakar usko bina protection chodne ka mauka mile to kya kahna. mera birthday to double faaydemand ho jayega.
Dusra kaaran yeh bhi tha ki Maya ka kaha galat saabit karna tha. Maya ne kaha tha ki ab Dimple mujhe bina protection nahi chodne degi. Main car lekar seedha Dimple ke ghar pahucha.
Door bell bajayi. Itni subah Dimple nahi uthhti, to 2-3 baar bell bajane par hi usne darwaaja khola. Wo aadhi neend me thi,ek night gown pahna hua tha.
Main: “Surprize baby!!”
Dimple ki to aankhein bhi puri nahi khul rahi thi aur mujhe itni subah waha dekh kar wo dang rah gayi.
Dimple: “Tum! yeh koi aane ka time hain, meri neend kharab kar di”
Main: “Arre andar to aane do”
Dimple: “Andar aakar kya karna hain tumhe?”
Main: “Bhool gayi! mujhe apna birthday gift lena hain. Tumne vaada kiya tha, bina protection chodne dogi”
Dimple: “Tum paagal ho kya! itni subah kaun aata hain? Tum abhi jao, phir kabhi de dungi tumhara gift”
Main: “Nahi, mujhe abhi chahiye”
Dimple: “Tum abhi mera dimag kharab mat karo, itni subah sex karne se pregnant hone ka chance bahut jyada badh jata hain. Tum raat ko aana”
Main: “Tumne to kaha tha ki tumhare paas emergency pill hain”
Dimple: “Hain, magar phir bhi dhyaan to rakhna padta hain na!”
Maine Dimple ke dono kandhe pakde aur usko darwaje se side me kiya aur bhaag kar uske bedrom ki taraf badh gaya. Maine soch liya tha ki aaj main uski ek nahi sunuga aur usko bina protection chod kar hi rahunga.
Dimple peechhe se chllati hi rah gayi aur mujhe rokti rahi. Par main usko unsuna kar uske bedroom me pahucha, taaki uske aate hi usko chod saku.
Uske bedroom me uska dusra surprize wait kar raha tha. Daksh us bedroom me aadha nanga leta hua tha. Side table par emergency pill ka packet pada tha.
Jitna teji se main andar gaya tha utni hi teji se main ulte kadam baahar aa gaya. Raat ko main Daksh ki girlfriend Maya ko uske ghar chhodne gaya tha aur peechhe se Daksh yahi ruk gaya aur Dimple ke saath akela tha.
Dimple saamne haath baandhe gusse me khadi thi. Usko maine kisi aur ladke ke saath pakad liya tha par uske chehre par koi shikan tak nahi thi.
Main: “Yeh Daksh tumhare bedroom me kya kar raha hain! Tum mujhe dhokha de rahi thi, tumhare aur Daksh ke beech sab kuchh…”
Dimple: “Hawa me jyada ghode mat dodao. Meri baat sune bina hi tum dandanaate huye mere bedroom me chale gaye, pahle meri puri baat to sun lete”
Main: “Ab sunne ko kya baaki rah gaya hain! Ek gair mard ke saath tum puri raat bedroom me! mujhe tumse yeh ummeed nahi thi”
Dimple: “Ab main bol lu! Tumhare jaane ke baad Daksh phir aaya tha, uski car start nahi ho rahi thi aur itni raat koi mechanic nahi milta. isliye maine hi usko kaha ki wo aaj raat yaha ruk jaaye. Subah hote hi koi mechanic ko bulakar car le jayega”
Main: “To wo tumhaare saath tumhaare bedroom me kyu soya?”
Dimple: “Arre duffer, tumhe kisne kaha ki hum dono ek saath ek hi bed par so rahe the! Daksh ne party ke dauran bhi bataya tha ki usko backpain hain isliye maine usko sone ke liye apna bed de diya aur main khud puri raat yaha drawing room me sofe par soyi thi”
Main: “Kya!! to phir tumhari emergency pill waha table par kya kar rahi hain?”
Dimple: “Baahar nikaal kar rakhi thi kyu ki hum dono ka program tha, yaad hain? Is beech Daksh aa gaya tha isliye wapis andar rakhna bhool gayi”
Main: “Andar wo daksh bina kapdo ke kyu leta hain!”
Dimple: “Mujhe kya pata! tumhara dost hain, tum hi puchho. Main to andar gayi tak nahi, mujhe kya pata wo kapde pahan kar so raha hain ya bina kapdo ke! Waise bhi kaun party ke kapdo me sota hain! Uske yaha koi raat ko pahanne ke kapde to hain nahi”
Main: “Haa, wo to hain. Sorry yaar, Daksh ko is tarah tumhaare bedroom me expect nahi kar raha tha aur kya kya soch liya”
Dimple: “Ek to tumhaare dost ki musibat me help ki aur upar se mujh par hi shak kiya aur itna suna diya!”
Main: “Sorry bola na! achchha ek kaam karte hain, Daksh to gahri neend me hain, tum mujhe mera birthday gift de do, hum yahi sofe par bina protection chudai kar lete hain”
Dimple: “Mujhe itna sunaane ke baad tum yeh ummeed karte ho ki ab main tumhe kuchh karne dungi! Bhool jao ab kuchh hoga bhi”
Main: “Aese mat karo, tum meri jagah hoti to tum bhi shak karti hi na!”
Dimple: “Nahi karti. Ab bina protection chudai ko to bhool hi jao, main ab tumhare saath protection sahit chudi bhi nahi karwaungi. Tumhaari yahi saja hain”
Main: “Ae, yeh galat hain Dimple. Tum aesa nahi kar sakti”
Dimple: “Tum kuchh bhi bina soche samjhe bologe aur main sunti rahungi kya! Tumhe saja to milni chahiye, yahi tumhari saja hain ki tum bina chudai ke raho”
Main: “Tum to aese kah rahi ho jaise chudai ki jarurat sirf mujhe hi hain. Tumhari ichchha hoti hain tab tum nahi mujh par chadh jati ho!”
Dimple: “Dheere bolo, andar koi so raha hain. Galti kar di maine jo tum par chadh kar choda tha, ab nahi karungi”
Main: “Maaf kar do na, ab shak nahi karunga”
Dimple: “Abhi to bilkul nahi, baad me dekha jayega agar mera gussa kam hua to. Abhi tum jao, meri neend bhi puri nahi huyi aur itni jaldi subah tum aa gaye!”
Main: “Achcha main jata hoon, par shaam ko phir se aaunga. Hum wo bina protection wali chudai karenge, theek hain?”
Dimple: “Tum niklo abhi yaha se”
Dimple ne gusse me mujhko apne ghar se nikaal diya. Mujhe pata hain wo gusse me aesa hi karti hain par baad me maan bhi jati hain. Isliye maine faisla kiya ki shaam ko main usko mana hi lunga.
Waise bhi raat ko maine Maya ki gaand maari hi thi to abhi meri chudai ki itni jyada ichchah bhi nahi thi. Main ghar aaya aur so gaya. Shaam ko main phir Dimple ke ghar jaane ki taiyari karne laga.
Hamesha ki tarah main late ho gaya tha. Door bell bajayi aur Dimple ne darwaaj khola aur mujhe dekh kar bilkul bhi smile nahi di. Wo abhi bhi mujh se naaraaj thi.
Dimple mudkar andar chali gayi, main darwaja band kiye uske peechhe gaya aur usko manaane laga. Wo sofe par jakar baithh gayi aur main uske kadmo me baithhkar uske paav dabaane laga.
Dimple: “Tum kitna bhi maska laga lo, main to tumhe chodne nahi dungi”
Main: “Arre, maine sorry to bola na, phir se bol deta hoon. Sorry, ab tum par shak nahi karunga. Bas, ab khush ho jao”
Dimple: “Main tumhaare liye sirf chudai ki machine hi hoon na?”
Main: “Aesi baat nahi hain. Birthday hain to mood hain. Waise bhi ek mahina ho chuka hain tumhe bahaane banaate banaate, tumne mujhse chudwaya nahi hain. Itna lamba gap to kabhi nahi hua”
Dimple: “Tumhe lagta hain main bahaane bana kar tumhe chodne nahi de rahi!! Pichhli baar tumne wo gandi movie dekhte huye mujhe chodte waqt kitne tej jhatke maare the yaad hain na? Meri chut ki andar ki skin chheel gayi thi. Kitna time laga usko thheek hone me pata hain!”
Main: “Wo to josh josh me ho gaya tha, ab main aesi movie dekhunga hi nahi. Aur pyaar se dheere dheere hi chodunga”
Dimple: “Main decide kar liya hain, shaadi hone tak main ab nahi chudwaaungi”
Main: “Shaadi me to abhi time hain, tab tak main kaise rahunga bina chudwaaye!”
Dimple: “Jaao baahar kahi, tumhari chahne wali to bahut hain”
Main: “Tumhare alawa koi nahi hain”
Dimple: “Kyu tum to bol rahe the ki Maya tumhaare peechhe padi hain, jao uske paas. Wo to tumhaare hisaab se taiyar hi hogi. Waise tum usko kal ghar drop karne gaye the, tab wo tumhaare peechhe nahi padi thi kya?”
Main: “Ab tum mujh par shak kar rahi ho, main bhi naraj ho jaau?”
Dimple: “Main tumhe ab shaadi tak kuchh nahi karne dungi, yeh final hain”
Main: “Nahi karne dogi to phir main Maya ke paas chala jaaunga, soch lo!”
Dimple: “Abhi niko yaha se, aaye hi kyu mere paas, seedha Maya ke paas hi chale jaate.”
Dimple ne mujhko uthha diya aur dhakelte huye mujhe darwaaje tak le aayi. Phir darwaja khol kar mujhe baahar kar diya.
Dimple: “Jao ab, jiske paas bhi jana hain”
Dimple ne darwaja band karne ki koshish ki par maine haath rakh rok diya aur usko aakhiri baar manaane ki koshish ki. Waise mujhe pata tha ki wo maanegi nahi.
Main: “Dekho main sach me chala jaaunga Maya ke paas. Waha gaya to pata hain na tumhe, wo Maya mujhe bina chode nahi chhodegi. Soch lo mera jo lund ab tak sirf tumhaari chut me utra hain wo kisi aur ladki ki chut ko chodega. Tumhe manjur hain yeh?”
Dimple: “Main tumhaari koi wish puri nahi kar sakti hoon, jo tumhari wish puri kare uske paas hi jao. Magar phir mere paas kabhi mat aana”
Dimple ne darwaja band kar diya. Main kal raat se bade armaano se baithha tha ki Dimple ko bina protection ke chodne ko milega par meri kismat me nahi tha.
Phir Maya ki yaad aayi, usne bola tha ki wo to mujh se bina protection ke chudwaane ko taiyar thi. Main bhi bahut tadap raha tha pahli baar bina protection ke kisi ki chut chodne ke liye.
Chaahta to tha ki pahli baar Dimple ko hi chodunga par ab wo to lagta hain mujhe shadi hone tak karne nahi degi, abhi Maya se hi kar leta hoon. Main Maya ke ghar ki taraf chal pada.
Raaste me dimaag me yahi chal raha tha ki mere liye Dimple sahi partner hain ya Maya! Meri jaisi soch hain us se Dimple ekdum viprit hain.
Maya ki soch meri jaisi hain. Meri partner to Maya ko hi hona chahiye tha. Magar yeh kaise mumkin hain. Jab Daksh ko pata chalega ki main uski girl friend ko chod chuka hoon to usko kaisa lagega.
Dimple ko pata chala to uska to dil toot jaayega. Magar usko bateyega kaun! Ek baar apni bina protection chudai ki ichchha puri kar leta hoon phir kabhi Maya ke paas nahi jaaunga.
Man me ek darr bhi tha ki Dimple ke saath cheating karke main thheek nahi kar raha par jis tarah Dimple ne mujhko ghar se nikala wo bhi thheek nahi tha.
Main isi udhedbun me tha aur main Maya ke ghar ke baahar pahuch chuka tha. Main socha ki jab Maya ko koi problem nahi hain to kya fark padta hain.
Agle episode me padhiye kya Mohit aur Maya phir se Dimple aur Daksh ko dhokha denge.
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