Jaggi Gurpreet ke lund ko pkadte pkadte chord deta hai, aur whan se nikal kar sidha apne khet me chala jata hai. Whan par apne pure khet me ghum kar apni motor par baith jata hai.
Jaggi ko motor par baitha dekh uska khet ke sath wala Jeeta bhi uske pass aa kar baith jata hai. Wo apni jeeb se ek daru ki botle nikalte hue bola.
Jeeta – Bahot time baad mile hai bhai Jaggi, le aaj main ghar se nikali hui daru le kar aaya hoon. Ise pite hi hum dusri duniya me chale jayegen, le kar aa jaldi se glass.
Jaggi bhi Jeete ki baat sun kar uth kar 2 glass aur ek pani ki botle le aata hai. Fir wo dono daru peena shuru kar dete hai. Jeeta daru pite hue bola.
Jeeta – Kya hua bhai aaj bahot udass lag rha hai, kya baat hai bta.
Jaggi ko pehle se hi daru ka nasha ho rkha tha, uper ne sab ek dam kadak darun pee li isliye wo jor se bola.
Jaggi – Jeete yaar tu thik hai, tune shadi nhi kari. Is shadi ne meri life ka barbaad kar diya hai.
Jeeta – Haan yaar tujhe pata hi hai duniya me 365 tarike se bhi jyada type ki aurten hai. Uper se saaliya ki nkhare mujhse nhi sahe jate. Uper se tujhe pata hi hai, pure ki gaon ki aadhi se jyada aurten tere bhai ka pani peeti hai. Isliye mujhe toh shadi karne ki jarurt hi nhi hai.
Jeeta beshak ek number ka kamina tha, wo aurto ka bahot shonkin tha. Par wo Jaggi ko apna bhai samjhta tha, isliye usne abhi tak Jaggi ki wife par ankh nhi rkhi thi. Jeeta Jaggi ka bahot pura aur pakka dost tha, aur wo dono ek dusre ko bhai samjhte the.
Jeeta – Bhai kya baat hai, ek toh bhabhi bahot hi sunder hai. Uper se wo shareef bhi bahot hai. Fir bhi tu tension kyo le rha hai. Thodi bahot ladai toh hoti hi rehti hai.
Jaggi ek aur peg lagate hue bola – Nhi Jeete bhai tu nhi samjh skata.
Jeeta – Agar mujhe samjhana hota toh main shadi nhi karwa leta.
Jeeta apna peg khali kar ke bola – Acha bakwas band kar aur saaf saaf bta ki baat kya hai.
Jaggi ek pag aur dalne ka ishara karte hue bola – Jeete bhai tujhe meri life ka shuru se sab kuch pata hai. Par pichle 2-3 dino se mere sath jo kuch bhi hua hai. Usne mujhe andar se hila kar rkh diya hai. Maine jese tese apne aap ko samjha liya tha. Par aaj jo us saale ne mere sath kiya hai, usse mera dil kar rha hai. Saale ko jaan hi mar doon.
Jeeta – Sale behen chod kya bakwas kar rha hai. Sab kuch saaf saaf bta teri baten mere sir ke uper se ja rhi hai.
Jaggi – Bhai main tujhe kese samjhun ki us behen chod ne mere sath kya kiya hai.
Jeeta ab serious ho kar bola – Kon behen chod hai bhai. Kon tang kar rha hai mere bhai ko, tujhe yaad hai wo Balver jiske sath tera jameen ka panga tha. Uska aaj tak kisi ko kuch pata nhi chala. Ab bta kisi mout aa rhi hai.
Jaggi Jeete ka hath pakad kar bola – Haan bhai mujhe sab kuch yaad hai, tune mere liye Balveer ka kya haal kiya tha. Uska sir kaat meri motor me gaad diya tha. Aaj tak use duniya dhund rhi hai, par ye mujhe hi pata hai ki wo khan hai.
Jeeta ek aur peg bana kar bola – Bhai tu ab saaf saaf puri baat bta mujhse ab aur ruka nhi ja rha hai. Aisa bhi kya kiya hai us behen ke lode ne jo tu use marne ki soch rha hai.
Jaggi Jeete ke muh se ye sun kar uske gale se lag kar rone lag gya. Jeete ka khoon khol uthta hai. Kyoki uska dost Jaggi jo apne baap ke marne par nhi roya tha, wo aaj foot foot kar ro rha tha. Jeeta Jaggi ko hosala dete hue bola.
Jeeta – Apni behen chudaye kya hua, aur kese hua. Tu bhai ab bas behen ke lode ka naam bta aur wo kahan par milega. Kasam se uski garden kaat dunga tere liye. Aur baad me kuch hua toh main jail chala jaunga. Ab chal behen chod ke pass khan hai wo.
Jaggi ab rona band karta aur bolta hai – Baat sun yaar pehle mere naa speram bahot kaam hai.
Jeeta – Ye kya hota hai behen chod, maine toh aaj tak aisa naam bhi nhi suna.
Jeete ki baat sun kar wo ek second ke liye has padta hai. Par Jaggi fir se serious ho kar bola.
Jaggi – Sale lund se nikalne wale pani ko english me speram kehte hai. Mere andar uski kami hai, isliye main kabhi baap nhi ban sakta.
Jeeta ye sun kar hairan hote hue bola – Sale bhabhi toh maa banne wali hai naa ? Party bhi toh di thi naa tune uski.
Jaggi – Sale pehle puri baat sun.
Fir Jaggi adha peg pi kar bola – Dekh jab party di, tab tak sab kuch thik tha. Par uske baad main doctor ko vadhai dene ke liye gya. Whan doctor ne mujhe bataya ki main kabhi baap nhi ban skata. Isliye maine ghar aakar Gurleen ko bahot mara. Par fir maine ye soch kar dil samjha liya ki chal saali mujhe chord kar toh nhi gyi.
Jeeta – Tune thik kiya dil samjha kar.
Jaggi – Fir maine teri bhabhi se kha ki us behen ko ghar bula, jis behen chod ke bache ka main baap banne wala hoon. Aaj wo behen chod mere ghar aaya tha.
Jeeta ab serious ho kar bola – Fir aage kya hua ?
Jaggi – Fir usne mere samne teri bhabhi ko choda. Uske liye main tyar tha.
Jeeta – Sale jab tu uske aur bhabhi ke rishte ke liye tyar hai. Toh itna dhuki kyo hai ab ?
Jaggi fir se rota hua bola – Bhai wo sala behen ka loda kehta hai ki main uske lund ko chus aur usse apni gaand marwaun. Sala mujhe gandu banne ki soch rha hai.
Jeeta bahot gusse me bola – Acha fir bhabhi ne kya kha ?
Jaggi – Wo toh behen ki lodi lund ki gulam ho gyi hai, keheti hai haan jarur isse bhi chuswa dungi.
Jeeta – Bhai tu kabhi kisi ki baat mat suniyo, tere bare me wo dono isi baaten karne wale. Sale behen ke chod wo abhi tak jinde kese hai.
Jaggi fir se Jeete ke gale lag kar bola – Bhai maine socha tha ki wo saali mujhe pyar karti hai. Isliye main sab kuch seh gya, par aaj pata nhi kuch aur hi ho gya.
To be continued..
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