Aap padh rahe hain ek couple Gaurav aur Gaargi ki kahaani. Un dono ke beech yeh shart lagi ki movie ke ticket milenge ya nahi. Ab aage…
Taiyar hokar Gaargi aur Gaurav movie dekhne mall mein pahuche. Gaurav ticket lene gaya aur udaas chehre se waapis aaya. Gaargi thoda udaas thi ki ticket nahi mila par khush thi ki wo shart jeet gayi.
Gaargi ke paas aakar Gaurav ne smile karte usko ticket dikhaaye ki usko ticket mil gaye hain. Gaargi thoda khush bhi thi aur dukhi bhi.
Gaurav: “Tum shart haar gayi, isliye tumhara challenge hain ki tum theatre ke andar mera lund chusogi”
Gaargi: “Aese itne logo ke beech, main yeh nahi kar sakti. Kuchh aur bolo”
Gaurav: “Andhera hone ke baad kisi ko pata nahi chalega. Tum meri god mein sone ke bahaane lund chus lena”
Gaargi: “Sirf ek baar muh mein lungi bas”
Gaurav: “Ek baar hi lena magar 5 minute tak chusna”
Gaargi: “yeh bahut jyada hain, ek minute tak hi chusungi”
Gaurav: “OK, mujhe chalega”
Gaargi aur Gaurav theatre mein aa gaye. Unki seat corner par hi thi. Movie shuru hone par andhera hone ke baad Gaurav ne Gaargi ka haath hilakar usko ishara kiya ki wo lund chus le. Gaargi ne daaye baaye dekha.
Thodi der baad Gaargi ne ek hath le jaakar Gaurav ki pant par rakha aur uski pant ki chain khol kar lund baahar nikala. Naram lund chusne mein maja nahi aayega isliye daaye baaye dhyaan rakhte huye lund thoda ragad kar kadak kiya.
Gaargi ne Gaurav ki god mein jhukte huye uska lund apne muh mein rakha aur chusne lagi. Chuste huye uska sir upar neeche ho raha tha. Gaurav ko itne logo ke beech lund chuswaate huye romanch feel ho raha tha aur maja bhi aa raha tha.
Ek minute ho gaya tha magar Gaurav ne Gaargi ko uthhne nahi diya. Phir Gaargi ne gusse mein socha ki wo Gaurav ke lund ka sara paani nikal degi taaki Gaurav ke kapde gande ho aur usko sabak miley.
Kuchh seconds ke baad Gaurav ne Gaargi ko rokne ki koshish ki to Gaargi ko laga ki Gaurav ka paani nikalane wala hain isliye wo rok raha hain islye wo ruki nahi aur lagi rahi. Tabhi Gaargi ko apne paas ek saaya dikhayi diya.
Uske aage se hokar koi gujar raha tha aur Gaargi darr ke turant upar uthhi. Dekha to ek jyada umra ka aadmi waha se nikla aur Gaargi ko dekhte huye thoda thithhak kar ruk sa gaya tha aur phir baahar chala gaya.
Gaurav ne jaldi se apna lund pant ke andar kar chain laga di. Gaargi ke sitti pitti gum ho gayi thi. Thodi der baad wo aadmi phir se washroom hokar andar aaya. Gaargi ne apne chehre par haath rakh kar muh chhupaya.
Movie khatm hone aayi tab Gaargi ne Gaurav ko liya aur jaldi se baaahr aa gayi taaki wo aadmi ujaale mein unki shakal na dekh le. Mall se baahar aakar Gaargi aur Gaurav dono hi khilkhila kar hans rahe the ki unhone kya harkat ki thi.
Gaurav: “Maine us aadmi ko aata hua dekh liya tha aur tumhe rokne ki koshish kar raha tha magar tum lagi rahi, sun hi nahi rahi thi!”
Gaargi: “Aayinda se aese kaam mat karwana mujhse. Us aadmi ne hungama kar diya hota to sabke saamne kitni fajihat hoti hamari”
Gaargi ek school mein teacher thi. Agle din jab wo school ke staff room mein baithhi copies check kar rahi thi tabhi waha Maths ka teacher Yug aa gaya. Dono ki umra ek jaisi hi thi.
Yug: “Aaj to tum bahut chamak rahi ho Gaargi!”
Gaargi: “Yeh baat to tum mujhse roj hi kahte ho”
Yug: “Ab roj hi tum achchhi lagti ho to kahta hoon. Isiliye to maine tumhe shadi se pehle propose bhi kiya tha. Magar tumhe to apne boy friend se hi shadi karni thi. Mujhse shadi karti to school aur ghar dono jagah hum saath hote”
Gaargi: “Achchah hua tumse shadi nahi ki, varna school ke saath saath ghar par bhi tumhe jhelna padta”
Gaargi aur Yug dono ek saath hasne lage. Tabhi Gaargi ko Sanvi(Gaurav ki bahan) ka phone aaya aur us se baat karne lagi.
Sanvi: “Bhabhi, parso mere liye hum jis ladke Shlok ko dekhne gaye the uska mujhe phone aaya tha”
Gaargi: “Uske ghar walo ko abhi tak mana nahi bola kya ? Usne tumhe phone kyu kiya? Uske paas tumahra number tha?”
Sanvi: “Mujhe to Shlok se milkar achchha hi laga tha islye humney aapas mein pasand kar liya tha aur phone number exchange kar liye the. Maine hi usko message kiya ki rishta nahi ho sakta. Usko shock laga ki maine ghar jakar mana kyu bol diya isliye phone karke kaaran puchh raha tha”
Gaargi: “To tumney kya bola usko?”
Sanvi: “Maine usko sach bol diya ki aapko uska is tarah ghurna pasand nahi aaya tha. Wo kah raha tha ki wo aapse ek baar mil kar clear chahata hain”
Gaargi: “Usne jo harkat ki hain uske baad main to uska saamna nahi karna chahati hoon”
Sanvi: “Please bhabhi, mere khaatir ek baar mil lo us se. Mujhe wo pasand hain, magar us se milne ke baad aapka jo bhi faisla hoga wo mujhe manjoor hoga. ”
Gaargi: “Thheek hain, sirf tumhaare liye ek baar us se milungi. Usko shaam ko ghar bhej do jab tumhaare bhaiyya ghar par ho”
Sanvi: “Ghar par nahi. Shlok ne aapko usi restaurant mein aaj lunch par bulaya hain jaha parso hum miley the”
Gaargi: “Magar jo kuch bhi hua uske baad main uske saath akele lunch par kaise jau? Usko mana bol do, milna hain to ghar par tumhaare bhaiyya ki maujudgi mein aaye”
Sanvi: “Usko sirf aapki galatfahmi dur karni hain. Usne table bhi book kar diya hain, mil lo na please”
Gaargi ko maanana pada aur call disconnect kiya. Yug paas mein baithha Gaargi ko dekhne laga.
Yug: “Abhi tum aur kiska dil tod rahi ho Gaargi?”
Gaargi: “Tum bade meri baatein kaan laga kar sunte ho?”
Yug: “Hum jisko chahte hain uska dhyaan to rakhna padta hain. Kiska dil tod rahi thi?”
Gaargi: “Meri nanad ka phone tha, uski shadi ki baat chal rahi hain kisi ladke se”
Gaargi ne phir phone karke yeh baat apne husband Gaurav ko bhi bata di. Gaurav ne bhi bol diya ki ek baar milney mein koi harj nahi hain to Gaargi maan gayi aur phone rakh kar Yug se baat ki.
Gaargi: “Mujhe lunch mein kisi se milne jana hain, agar thoda der ho jaye to tum sambhaal lena yaha”
Yug: “Maine tumhe kitni baar lunch par saath chalne ko kaha, tum kabhi maani hi nahi. Lunch to dur cofee peene bhi nahi aayi”
GaargI: “Tumhaare saath phir kabhi”
Yug: “Pakka vaada na?”
Gaargi: “Haa, tumhare saath chalungi kisi din coffee peene, magar aaj tum sambhaal loge na?”
Yug: “Tumhaare liye to meri jaan bhi haajir hain”
Gaargi: “Wo main kabhi aur le lungi, aaj bas yeh help chahiye”
Yug: “Chinta mat karo, tum aaram se jao, main hoon na yaha”
Gaargi lunch ke time restaurant pahuch gayi jaha Shlok uska intejaar kar raha tha
Shlok: “Sorry agar aapko meri kisi harkat ka bura laga ho, magar aapko galatfahmi huyi hain”
Gaargi: “Mujhe koi galatfahmi nahi huyi thi, tum meri chhaati ghur rahe the aur jab maine tumhe dekhte huye pakda to tum najar bhi chura rahe the”
Shlok: “Main aapko dekh raha tha wo sach hain, magar meri najar aapki chhaati par nahi thi. Main to aapka chehra dekh raha tha”
Gaargi: “Main kaise maanu ki tum meri chhaati nahi meri shakal dekh rahe the! Aur tum meri shakal kyu ghur rahe the?”
Shlok: “Meri ek judwa bahan hain, Niharika naam hain. Mere parents ne parso aap logo ko uske baare bataya bhi tha. Wo shadi ke baad apne husband ke saath dusre shahar mein rah rahi hain. Mujhe uski bahut yaad aati hain, aur mujhe aapko dekh kar uski yaad aa rahi thi. Main to aap mein apni bahan dekhta hoon”
Gaargi: “Apni bahan ka photo dikhao, main bhi dekhu meri shakal milti hain ya nahi”
Shlok: “Photo dikha deta magar baat shakal ki nahi hain”
Gaargi: “To phir tumhe mujhme apni bahan kyu dikhti hain?”
Shlok: “Shakal se nahi. Aap jab khana khaate huye thodi sharm ke saath smile kar rahi thi to mujhe Niharika ki yaad aa gayi. Aap aur Gaurav bhayya jis tarah shararat kar rahe the wo main dekh raha tha”
Yeh sunkar Gaargi thoda sa awaak rah gayi thi . Gaurav us din jis tarah chhune ki ki shararat kar raha tha wo sab Shlok ne dhyaan se dekha tha.
Gaargi: “Kisi husband wife ke private moments dekhna bhi to galat hain. Tum isi tarah apni bahan aur uske husband ke beech ke private moment bhi dekhte hoge!”
Shlok: “Kuchh ho to dekhu na! Ameer ladka dekh kar Niharika ki shadi to kar di. Magar meri bahan khush nahi hain, uski life mein aapki tarah itni khushiya nahi hain. Aapko is tarah smile karte dekh apni bahan ki gaayab ho chuki khushiya yaad aa gayi thi”
Gaargi: “Tum sach bol rahe ho?”
Shlok: “Haa. Mujhe to yeh bhi nahi pata tha ki aapne us din blouse ke andar bra nahi pahna tha”
Gaargi: “To phir tumhe kaise pata yeh baat?”
Shlok: “Wo Sanvi ne baaton baaton mein bataya tha mujhe. Usko daatna mat please. Main Sanvi se shadi karna chahata hoon aur jo khushiya meri bahan Niharika ko nahi milti wo Sanvi ko dena chahata hoon. Main aur Sanvi dono chaahte hain ki hamari married life bhi aapke aur Gaurav bhaiyya ke jaisi romantic ho”
Gaargi: “Thheek hain, magar tum aayinda se mujhe aese nahi ghuroge”
Shlok: “Aapko bahan ki tarah nahi dekh sakta? Lagta hain aapne mujhe abhi tak maaf nahi kiya hain! Maaf kar do please”
Gaargi: “Tum mujhse umra mein lagbhag barabar hi ho, to aap kah kar mat bulao. Gaargi bhabhi bol sakte ho”
Shlok: “Thank you Gaargi bhabhi. Sanvi ki tarah main aapko aap hi kahunga. Aapke yaha aane se main Sanvi se ek shart haar gaya hoon magar mujhe phir bhi khushi hain”
Gaargi: “Kaisi shart?”
Shlok: “Sanvi aur maine decide kiya hain ki hum dono bhi shart wala khel khelenge taaki life romantic rahe. Iski shuraat is shart ke saath huyi hain ki aap yaha mujhse milne aaogi ya nahi. Sanvii ne kaha tha ki aap mujhse milne aaogi, aur wo shart jeet gayi hain”
Gaargi: “Shart haarne par Sanvi ka koi challenge bhi karna padega ab tumhe. Best of luck”
Shlok: “Main yeh shart aur challenge wala idea apni bahan Niharika ko bhi dene wala hoon, taaki uski married life ki khushiya usko mil jaaye”
Gaargi shaam ko jab ghar aayi to usne saari baat Gaurav ko batayi. Gaurav ne bhi maana ki Shlok sachcha lag raha hain aur Sanvi ko pasand hain to koi problem nahi hain.
Gaargi: “Sanvi aur Shlok ne to abhi se hi hamara wala shart lagaane ka khel khelna shuru kar diya hain”
Gaurav: “Hamare personal khel ke baare mein Sanvi ko kisne bataya?”
Gaargi: “Ek baar jab tumse shart haar kar main tumhara diya hua ek ajeeb challenge kar rahi thi. Tab Sanvi ne dekh liya tha aur puchh liya to mujhe usko sab batana pada. Wo to bahut excited ho gayi thi aur usi waqt usne bol diya tha ki wo bhi apne hone waley husband ke saath aese hi romatic khel khelegi”
Gaurav: “Tum meri bahan ko bigaado mat”
Gaargi: “Matlab main bigad chuki hoon?”
Gaurav: “Aur nahi to kya! Kal bhi bhare theatre mein mera lund chus rahi thi, is se jyada aur kya bigdogi?”
Gaargi: “Agli baar tum shart haare to main tumhe challenge dungi ki bhare theatre mein poori movie ke dauran tum apna lund pant ke baahar nikaal kar hi baithhoge”
Gaurav: “Tum muh mein logi to main 3 ghante lund baahar nikaal kar baithha rahunga”
Gaurav ne Gaargi ko apni baahon mein bheench liya.
Gaurav ke ghar walo ne Shlok aur Sanvi ke rishte ke liye haa bol diya tha.
Next episode mein padhiye Gaargi par kya musibat aane waali thi.
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