Aap padh rahe hain ek couple Gaurav aur Gaargi ki kahaani. Pichhli baar aapne padha ki Seminar mein jaane par Gaargi ko uske sathi teacher Yug ne wo galatfahmi dur karne ki koshish ki jaha us se anjaane mein badtamiji huyi thi.
Ab aage…
Gaargi ke seminar mein jaane se udaas Gaurav office mein gumsum sa baithha tha aur kuchh der usko dekhne ke baad uska dost Aadil uske paas aaya aur uske kandhe par haath rakh baithh gaya.
Aadil: “Teri shakal dekh kar lag raha hain ki Gaargi ne teri baat nahi maani aur seminar mein chali gayi. Isliye udaas hain na tu?”
Gaurav: “Nahi, wo baat nahi hain”
Aadil: “Agar tu relax hain to shayad galti kar raha hain. Tujhe kya pata Gaargi abhi seminar mein hain ya us ladke Yug ke saath kisi hotel ya guest house ke kamre mein nahi hain!”
Relax baithaa Gaurav achanak yeh sunkar alert ho gaya aur aacharya se Aadil ko dekhne laga.
Gaurav: “Kya bakwaas kar raha hain?”
Aadil: “Main to bhugatbhogi hoon dost. Meri jaisi haalat teri na ho isliye madad kar raha hoon. Jyada mat soch, Gaargi ko call laga aur pata kar”
Gaurav ne jaldi se phone nikala aur Gaargi ko lagaya. Ring ja rahi thi magar Gaargi ne call pick nahi kiya. Gaurav ne nirasha se Aadil ki shakal dekhi.
Aadil: “Aesa kya kaam kar rahi hain ki phone nahi uthha sakti?”
Gaurav: “Seminar mein baithhi hogi”
Aadil: “Aesa ho to achchhi baat hain”
Tabhi Gaurav ke phone par ek message aaya jo Gaargi ka tha. Usme likha tha ki wo seminar mein hain aur lunch break hone par call karegi. Gaurav ke chehre par ek vijayi muskaan aa gayi aur message dikhaate huye Aadil ko dekhne laga.
Gaurav: “Ho gaya yakeen?”
Aadil: “Tun agar abhi ghar par kisi ladki ko chod rahe hote aur Gaargi ko message karte ki tum office mein ho to? Message se kaise prove hoga ki saamne wala asli mein kaha hain?”
Gaurav: “Gaargi jhoothh nahi bolegi”
Aadil: “Mere baare mein to jhoothh bola tha na usne?”
Gaurav: “Wo lunch mein call karegi mujhe”
Gaurav bewkufi kar raha ho us najar se Aadil ne smile karte huye usko dekha aur apni seat par chala gaya.
Lunch time mein Gaargi ne Gaurav ko phone karke baat karke uski tension dur kar di thi aur vada kiya ki wo shaam ko seminar ke baad phir se phone karegi. Gaurav ne request kiya ki wo usko lunch ke baad phir call karein aur Gaargi maan gayi.
Yug akela baithha lunch kar raha tha ki tabhi uske saamne ek dusri plate aayi. Usne dekha ki Gaargi waha aakar uske saamne khadi thi.
Gaargi: “Main yaha baithh sakti hoon?”
Yug ne ishare se Gaargi ko baithhne ko bola.
Gaargi: “Mujhe tumhaari baat par poora yakeen hain kyuki tum kabhi jhoothh nahi bolte yeh mujhe pata hain. Maine us din bina soche samjhe tumko sunaa diya tha. Tumhe bahut pehle hi baat clear kar deni chaahiye thi. I am really sorry, ab to tum mujhse naaraj nahi ho na?”
Gaargi ne haath aage badha diya aur Yug ne ek smile ke saath haath mila diya. Gaargi ke makkhan se mulayam haatho ko chhukar Yug ka rom rom khil gaya. Wo dono saath baat karte huye lunch karne lage. Lunch ke baad Gaargi ne vaade ke mutaabik Gaurav ko phir se call kiya.
Gaurav: “Akele lunch kiya?”
Gaargi: “Nahi, Yug tha saath mein”
Gaurav: “Tumhaari to uske saath baatchit band thi na?”
Gaargi: “Jis galatfahmi ki vajah se baat band thi, wo aaj usne clear kar diya to dushmani khatm ho gayi”
Gaurav: “Dushmani aaj hi khatm honi thi jab tum dono waha akele ho? Usne tumhe galat dhang se dekha tha aur yeh tumhe galatfahmi lagi? Tum us par kuchh jyada hi bharosa nahi kar rahi ho?”
Gaargi: “Main tumhe waapas aakar sab bata dungi, abhi seminar shuru hone wala hain, main chalti hoon”
Gaurav: “Mauka milte hi jitna jaldi ho sake call karna”
Gaargi: “Agle break mein call karungi”
Gaargi ne call disconnect kar diya aur thodi tension mein Gaurav baithha tha. Aadil ne ek baar phir Gaurav ko pakad liya aur pareshani ka kaaran puchha.
Gaurav: “Gaargi ki phir se Yug ke saath baatchit shuru ho gayi hain”
Aadil: “Maine bola tha na tujhe? Akeli ladki kamjor hoti hain, Yug ne usko fasa liya. Wo dono saath mein the na?”
Gaurav: “Aesa laga to nahi”
Aadil: “To tujhe kaise pata ki Gaargi seminar mein hi thi naa ki apne room par?”
Gaurav: “Wo seminar chhodkar room par kyu jaayegi?”
Aadil: “Ab seminar mein itne logo ke saamne to wo Yug ke saath ek hi rajai mein ghus nahi sakti na!”
Gaurav: “Muh sambhaal kar baat kar”
Aadil: “Mujh par gussa karne se agar teri problem solve ho jaye to mujhe koi problem nahi hain”
Gaurav: “Gaargi kuchh galat nahi karegi”
Aadil: “Meri biwi Ayesha apne aashiq ke saath chudva rahi thi tab kya usne mujhe phone karke bataya tha? To phir Gaargi kyu batayegi agar wo kuchh galat kar rahi hain!”
Gaurav: “Call ke time background mein logo ki aawaje bhi aa rahi thi”
Aadil: “Ho sakta hain tujhe bewkuf banaane ke liye us Yug ne apne phone par bheed ka video chalaya ho! Ho sakta hain na?”
Gaurav: “Ho sakta hain aur hone mein farq hain”
Aadil: “Ho to bahut kuchh sakta hain. Kya pata tujhe call karte waqt Gaargi ne us nange lete huye Yug ke seene par apna sir rakha hua ho. Yaa phir Yug ke saath saath Gaargi bhi poori nangi leti ho!”
Gaurav: “Tu bahut jyada bol raha hain”
Aadil: “Mere kehne ka matlab, bina dekhe tujhe kya pata waha kya ho raha hain! Room ke AC ki halki sardi mein rajai mein ghuse do garam badan ek dusre ko garmi de rahe ho to kisko pata? Agar aesa hain to wo Yug abhi tak to Gaargi ke upar chadh chuka hoga, tu yaha baithh kar sirf apna ghanta hila”
Gaurav ne jalte angaaro si aankho se Aadil ko ghura.
Gaurav: “Gaargi kisi paraaye mard ko chhune bhi nahi deti”
Aadil: “To phir shayad Gaargi ka nanga badan Yug ke nange badan par chadha hua hoga. Yug ka kadak saamaan Gaargi ki gufaa mein ja chuka hoga to shayad wo siskiya bharte huye aage peechhe hil bhi rahi hogi… ”
Gusse mein Gaurav ne Aadil ki collar pakad li thi. Aadil ne tirchhi najro se office mein najar ghumaayi. Gaurav ne dusre logo ka khyaal karte huye collar chhod di.
Aadil: “Mujhe tujh par gussa nahi taras aa raha hain. Agli baar Gaargi se phone par baat ho to mujhe saath mein rakhna. Jo tujhe sunayi nahi de raha shayad wo mujhe sunayi de jaaye”
Aadil phir se apni seat par chala gaya aur Gaurav ko aur pareshaan kar gaya.
Jab seminar mein Tea break hua to sabhi chai peene gaye. Magar Gaargi ne Gaurav ko phone lagaya. Gaurav ne Aadil ko dekha aur wo dono baahar aa gaye jaha koi aur sun na paaye. Fir Gaurav ne call pick kiya aur phone speaker par rakha taaki Aadil bhi sun paaye.
Gaurav: “Kya kar rahi ho?”
Gaargi: “Tea break hain, tumhaari yaad aayi to phone kar liya.”
Gaurav: “Yaad to mujhe bhi aa rahi hain”
Gaargi: “Meri yaad aa rahi hain ya chudai ki talab lagi hain”
Gaurav ke paas khade Aadil ne bhi sun liya tha aur Gaurav thoda jhemp sa gaya tha.
Gaurav: “Office mein hoon, kya bol rahi ho!”
Gaargi: “Achchha, baaki to office mein baithhe baithhe phone par hi mere kapde khol dete the, uska kya?”
Gaurav: “Achchha yeh batao, wo Yug kaha hain?”
Gaargi: “Tumhaari biwi main hoon ya wo?”
Tabhi saamne se Yug apne haath mein 2 chai ke cup liye aaya, ek Gaargi ke liye bhi tha.
Gaargi: “Gaurav, ek second ruko…”
Gaargi ne phone neeche karte huye smile ke saath haath aage badhaya aur Yug ne paas aakar Gaargi ki taraf ek cup badha diya. Achanak Gaargi ka haath cup se takra gaya aur thodi chai chhalak gayi, jalne ke darr se Gaargi ne halka chikhte huye “Dheere Yug” kaha.
Yug ne sorry bolte huye cup ko aaram se Gaargi ko pakdaya aur usko baat karne dene ke liye us se dur ho gaya. Gaargi ki chikh phone par Gaurav aur Aadil ne bhi sun li thi aur dono alert ho gaye the.
Gaurav: “Gaargi kya hua? … Gaargi bolo”
Gaargi: “Kuchh nahi”
Gaurav: “Kaun tha waha? Tum chikhi kyu?”
Gaargi: “Wo Yug chai laya tha mere liye , aur thodi chai gir gayi thi isliye”
Gaurav: “Wo tumhaare itna aage peechhe kyu ghum raha hain? Usko apne se dur hi rakho”
Gaargi: “Kisi ke haath se chai lena bhi galat hain kya?”
Aadil ne Gaurav ko kuchh ishara kiya.
Gaurav: “Tum abhi video call par aao”
Gaaargi: “Abhi kyu? Raat ko karungi na Guest House pahuch kar”
Gaurav: “Abhi karo ek baar”
Gaargi: “Jitna tumhara lund tadap raha hain, utni meri chut bhi tadap rahi hain. Aaj raat shanti mil jayegi”
Aadil apni smile dabaaye khada tha aur Gaurav khada hokar thoda sharmarya. Usne phone ko speaker se hataya aur kaan par lagaate huye Aadil ko jaane ke liye bol diya.
Gaurav: “Please… ek baar video call shuru karo”
Gaargi maan gayi aur chai peete huye usne video call par baat karni shuru ki. Gaargi ke pyaare muskuraate khubsurat chhere ko dekh Gaurav ko chain mila. Phir uske kahne par Gaargi ne phone ghuma kar aas paas seminar mein aaye logo ko bhi dikha diya to Gaurav ko shaanti mili.
Gaurav ne Gaargi se vaada liya ki wo seminar khatm hone ke baad usko phir se call karein. Gaurav phir khushi khushi apni seat par aa gaya tha.
Der shaam seminar khatm hone ke baad Gaargi aur Yug dusre teachers ke saath guest house laut aaye aur raaste mein Gaargi ne phone karke Gaurav ko apna poora program bata diya tha. Sabhi log dinner karne ke baad wahi baithhe seminar par discuss kar rahe.
Is beech Gaurav ka phone aa gaya to Gaargi ne usko thodi der baad phone karne ka bola. Aadhe ghante baad sabhi log bikhar gaye the aur Gaargi bhi apni aadat ke anusaar tahalane nikli to Yug uske saath aa gaya.
Tahalate tahalate Gaargi ko phir se Gaurav ka call aaya to Gaargi ne Yug se bye kaha aur apne room ki taraf badhi. Yug bhi phir apne room ki taraf badh chala.
Gaargi phone par Gaurav se baat karte huye apne kamre mein aa gayi thi aur bata diya ki wo dinner ke baad baahar tahal rahi thi.
Gaurav: “Akeli tahal rahi thi?”
Gaargi: “Akeli hi thi, magar phir mujhe akela dekh kar Yug bhi tahalane aa gaya tha”
Gaurav: “Uske saath tahalane ka time tha, mujhe call nahi kar sakti thi?”
Gaargi: “Room mein aakar to main tumhe call karne hi waali thi”
Gaurav: “Wo Yug baar baar tumse chipakane ki kosish kyu kar raha hain!!”
Gaargi: “Main akeli thi to saath dene aa gaya tha”
Gaurav: “Raat ko sote waqt bhi to tum akeli hogi, tab bhi wo saath dega?”
Gaargi: “Bahut saare log hain yaha guest house mein. Tum bevajah chinta kar rahe ho”
Gaurav: “Wo Yug kaha hain?”
Gaargi: “Wo apne kamre mein chala gaya hoga. Abhi main kamre mein aa gayi hoon, tumhe phone sex karna hain?”
Next episode mein padhiye Gaurav-Gaargi ka phone sex kaisa hoga!
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