Hum dono friend Geeta ko chodne ka plan bna rahe the. Jitu ne meri mom ko bhi mast maal bol kar mom ke parti mera nazariya badal diya.
Subah mom mere liye chay le aai thi. Mom raat wali nighty mein mast lag rahi thi. Mom ne mujhe jgaya to maine mom ko dekha to lund fir se khada ho gya. Fir Mom smile deti hui boli.
Mom — Are theek hai kya tu ?
Jayant — Ohhh mom tum ko dekh kar to aur bhi theek ho gya.
Mom — Ohh ye baat hai. Mujhe dekh kar kaise theek ho gya tu ?
Jayant — Tum chay le aai. Raat ko tum na hoti to meri tabiyat kharab ho jati.
Mom — Le khada ho ja chay pee le.
Jayant — Ohhh bas khada hi samjho.
Mom ne smile di.
Mom — Ab tu jawan ho gya hai. Apna khyal rakha kar.
Mom wahin baith gai.
Jayant — Mera khyal to tum rakh li leti ho. Chay bahut mast bnai hai mom.
Mom — Are tu mast mast bahut bolta hai.
Mom thodi der baad niche chal gai. Mera loda ekdum se tan gya. Mom ki gaand dekh kar man hua ki mom ko pichhe se pakad kar pel du.
11 bje Jitu mere room par aa gya.
Jitu — Chal yaar Geeta ke ghar. Wait kar rahi hogi hamara.
Jayant — Geeta ab free hogi. Yaar raat mom ne mere pair dbaye the. Mere lund ko dekh kar smile bhi de rahi thi.
Jitu — Bhai bas ab mom ko tera loda pasand aa gya hai. Sali maze bahut degi. Mera man bhi kar raha hai teri mom ko chudta hua dekhun.
Jayant — Main fatafat naha lun. Fir chalte hain.
Jitu — Itni der teri mom ke maze leta hun.
Jitu niche aa gya aur mom se baat krne lga. Mom ne green saree pahan rakhi thi. Main jab niche aaya to mom aur Jitu dono paas paas baithe the aur hans rahe the. Fir hum dono Geeta ke ghar ki taraf chal pade.
Jayant — Mom se kya baat hui?
Jitu — Yaar maine bola ki green saree mein kafi mast lag rahi ho to smile dene lgi. Thodi tareef kari to khush ho gai.
Jayant — Ohhh.
Jitu — Mom green saree mein bahut mast lag rahi thi. Gore gore boob ki drar dekh kar mera to loda khada ho gya tha.
Hum dono Geeta ke ghar chale gaye. Geeta hum dono ko dekh kar khush ho gai. Geeta ne red colour ki saree pahan rakhi thi.
Jitu — Aaj to aap laal pari jaisi lag rahi ho.
Geeta — Ohhh thanks.
Jayant — Aaj kya dish bna rahi ho didi ?
Geeta — Aaj mausam achha hai soch rahi thi samose bna lun.
Jitu— Jdaya socho mat. Bas fatafat bna kar dikhao. Tum dikhaogi tabhi to pata chalega.
Geeta — Kya dikhaungi ?
Jitu — Samose bna kar khilaogi tabhi to pata chalega na.
Geeta — Ohhhh masala to tyar hai bas 5 minute ruko. Fir btana.
Geeta kitchen mein chali gai. Hum dono baith kar baaten karne lge.
Jitu — Ghar kafi bada hai yaar.
Jayant — Hmm. Pura khud sambhalti hai. Koi naukar nahi rakha.
Jitu — Bas Geeta ki tareef karna yaar. Kitna mast lag rahi thi. Yaar sali ke boob kitne gore hain. Chus chus kar maza aa jayega. Bas aaj isko khada lund dikhana hai.
Jayant — Theek hai bhai.
Jitu — Main kitchen mein jata hun. Thoda garam krna hoga.
Jitu kitchen mein chala gya aur Geeta ki help krne lag gya. Geeta ko dekh kar lund ekdum khada ho gya tha.
Geeta ke gore gore hath aur kamar ko dekh kar Jitu smile de raha tha.
Jitu — Ek baat bolu agar tum bura na mano.
Geeta — Bolo.
Jitu — Aapki kamar bahut mast hai. Itni nast nabhi to heroin ki bhi bahi hoti.
Geeta sunte hi hans padi.
Geeta — Ohhh meri nabhi tum ko achhi lgi kya ?
Jitu — Lgta hai aap yoga krti ho.
Geeta — Han yoga to karna hi hota hai roj. Tum ne sahi pahchana.
Jitu — Are main to hath dekh kar bhi bta sakta hun aapka bhavisya.
Geeta — Ohhh sach mein. Fir mera bhi dekhna.
Jitu — Tumhara to sab kuchh dekh lunga.
Geeta ye baat aun kar hans padi.
Geeta — Bas tum ko samose bna dun. Tum baitho. Fir aaram se dekhna sab.
Jitu — Ohhh waise tumhara size kya hai ?
Geeta is baar chounk gai. Fir sharmate huye boli.
Geeta — Mera size?
Jitu — Han kamar ka kya size hai ?
Geeta — Ohhh kamar ka puchh rahe ho. Main kuchh aur hi samjhi thi. Dekh lo tumhare samne hai.
Jitu — Kamar mast hai aapki.
Geeta — Lo ab samose tyar hain. Check karoge ?
Jitu — Aapka to sab kuchh check krenge. Bas maza aana chahiye.
Geeta — Tum mazak bahut karte ho. Plz koi galti mat nikal dena.
Jitu — Lal saree bahut fab rahi hai aap pe. Bahut achhi dress hai. Lgta hai tum pe sab colour mast lagte hain. Tumhare paas green saree hai kya ?
Geeta — Ohhh han. Kyun?
Jitu — Green colour mera favourite colour hai.
Geeta — Ohhh ye baat hai. Kal green saree pahan lungi. Lo ab chalo samose test karo.
Hum room mein aa gaye. Geeta bahut jaldi jaldi kaam kar rahi thi. Thodi hi der mein wo sab saman le aai. Geeta bahut jaldi sab kaam nipta rahi thi. Usko dekh kar mujhe bhi hairaini ho rahi thi.
Humne samose khana shuru kiya. Sach mein Geeta ke hathon mein jadu tha.
Jitu — Ohhh yaar kya test hai sach mein aap bahut mast bnati ho.
Jayant — Maine to pahle hi bola tha ki didi har cheej bahut mast bnati hai.
Jitu — Ohhh sach mein bahut mast bnaye hain. Tum to koi hotel khol lo home delivery wala. Aaahhh yaaar ohhh kya baat hai.
Geeta — Ohhh thanks
Jitu — Tumhari chatni bhi mast hai. Badi testi hai. Mujhe tumhari chatni bahut achhi lgi. Kya daala hai isme ?
Geeta — Aapko jarurat ho to bna dungi. Ye to 2 minute ka kaam hai.
Jitu — Ohhh bhai jayant tumhari didi se to pahle mila diya hota. Geeta ke hath mein jadu hai. Ye to ab manna hi padega.
Hum ne sab samose kha liye aur aaram krne lge.
Jayant — Bhai tum didi ka hath dekh kr btao na kuchh.
Geeta — Tum hath dekhna jante ho? Dekho na mera bhi.
Jitu — Jyada to nahi janta but jitna janta hun bta dunga. Lo yahan baith jao.
Geeta mere samne baith gai.
Jitu ne thodi der hath dekha aur fir chup ho gya.
Geeta — Kya hua ? Bolo na jitu.
Jitu — Aap ko ek to safai pasand hai aur hariyali bhi pasand hai.
Geeta — Hmmm sahi kaha.
Jitu — Aapko jhoot bolne wale aur ghatiya log pasand nahi aate hain. Tum apne jaise hi dost bnana pasand hai.
Geeta — Hmmm.
Jitu — Tum ko pani se bahut pyar hai. Nahate time jyada time lgati ho.
Jayant — Nahate time to didi kafi time lgati hai.
Jitu — Aur hariyali pasand hai. Green colour favourite hai. Tumhare hatho mein jadu hai jis se kisi ko bhi apna diwana bna sakti ho.
Geeta — Ohhh.
Jitu — Tumhare paas aisi cheez hai jo tum ko khud ko bhi pasand nahi. Tumhare hubby ki tum care krti ho. But hubby wali side kamjor hai.
Geeta — Matlab.
Jitu — Hubby tum ko jyada time nahi deta hoga. Hubby ka sukh kam likha hai.
Geeta — Han wo ghar par kam hi rahte hain na.
Jayant — Job krte hain na.
Jitu — Hubby wali side kamjor hai. But tum ko tention lene ki jarurat nahi hai.
Geeta — Matlab ?
Jitu — Tumhen hubby se jyada sukh dost denge. Dost ka sukh jyada likha hua hai.
Geeta — Hmm. Meri jyada help to Jayant ki mom hi karti hai.
Jitu — Are hubby ki jagah bhi dost le sakte hain. Hubby ki bjay dost se jyada banegi aur dost jyada care krega.
Geeta — But dost mere liye achha kaun sa hoga ? Pata kaise chalega?
Jayant — Ek baat hai Jitu bhi to ab tumhara dost ban gya hai na. Ye bhi to help hi hai.
Jitu — Dost apne aap hi ban jate hain. Jo help kre aur care kare wo hi tumhara real dost hoga.
Geeta — Ohhh theek kaha.
Jayant — Waise didi bahut smart aur hansmukh hai to koi bhi didi ka dost ban sakta hai.
Jitu — Har dost hubby ki jagah thodi le sakta hai. Ye hath ki line tut kar dubara bani hui hai matlab hubby ki jagah koi friend life mein aayega.
Geeta — Han but aayega kab ?
Jayant — Jitu aa gya na. Sab kuchh bta raha hai aur help bhi kar raha hai. Didi aapke hubby kitni care krte hain ?
Geeta — Unko time bhi bahut kam milta hai. Koi cheej lani ho to mujhe hi lani padti hai.
Jayant — Main ghar ja raha hun. Mom ka call aa raha hai.
Main bahar nikal gya aur bahar galley se unki baat sun ne lga taki jitu achhe se Geeta se baat kar sake.
Jitu — Tumhara koi affair tha pahle ?
Geeta — Nahi to.
Jitu — Yaar kuchh to hoga. Ye line dekho tuti hui hai. Aise to nahi hota.
Geeta — Meri shadi cancil ho gai thi. Mere hone wale hubby canada chale gaye to papa ne bahar shadi krne se mna kar diya.
Jitu — Tabhi to. Waise sach btana hubby se tum ko sukh nahi mil raha. Wo tum ko paisa to de sakte hain but..
Geeta — Yaar tum sach kah rahe ho. Hubby ke paas time nahi hai. Ghar nein akeli boar ho jati hun.
Jitu — Tumhari jagah koi aur hoti to ab tak talak le liya hota. Ye lune yahan se cut hui hai aur aage dekho bahut achhi dikh rahi hai.
Geeta — Iska matlab ?
Jitu — Ye hubby hat raha hai aur dost ki line jud rahi hai. Dost bahut achha milega
Geeta — Abhi to mere dost tum hi bne ho.
Jitu — Ohhhh fir dekhna hubby se bhi jyada care krunga.
Geeta — Yaar tum bahut achhe lgte ho.
Jitu — Ohhh tum ko dost se jyada pyar milega ki hubby ko bhool hi jaogi.
Geeta — Ohhh sach mein.
Jitu — Dost tumhari baat bhi sunega aur respect bhi krega.
Geeta — Yaar koi achha friend ho to us se man ki baat krne ko man krta hai.
Jitu — Ek baat yaad rakhana tum dil ki baat sirf close friend se hi share kiya karo. Is se tumare dil ka bojh kam hoga aur help bhi milegi. Dusri baat tumhare friend kam honge but achhe honge.
Geeta — Yaar koi dhang ka friend ho to baat krne ka man hota hai. Hubby to job aur business dono sambhalne ke karan time nahi de pate.
Jitu — Waise ab main tumhara dost hun. Koi problem hogi to jadu ki jhappi se dur kar dunga.
Jitu ne ye bola aur Geeta ko jhappi de di.
Geeta — Are kya kar rahe ho. Koi dekh lega na.
Jitu — Ohhh sorry.
Geeta ne Jitu ke dono hath pakad liye.
Geeta — Ohhh jitu mera wo matlab nahi tha. Koi dekh lega to kya sochega ? Ek baat bolu jab se tum mile ho mujhe bahut achha lag raha hai.
Jitu — Tum bhi bahut achhi ho. Dil bahut saaf hai.
Geeta — Yaar meri age 29 hai aur tumhari 18 -19 kahin.
Jitu — Are yaar jo pyar de aur respect kare wahin dost hota hai. Main tum ko pasand nahin hun kya ?
Geeta — Pasand to dekhte hi aa gaye the. Tumhari baat bhi mast lgi mujhe. Ek baat suno apni baat kisi se share mat krna. Jayant mere bhai jaisa hai.
Jitu — Yaar dost ban gaye ab to. Tum apni har baat mujhe bta sakti ho. Jo hubby ko bhi nahi bol sakti wo bhi bol dena chahe.
Geeta — Sach bol rahi hun raat ko tumhare bare mein soch kar hansi aa rahi thi. Kal tumne kya bola tha yaad nahi aa raha.
Jitu — Ab main bhi chalta hun.
Geeta — Chay to pee lo.
Jitu — Chay rahne do dudh pee lunga.
Geeta — Ohhh tum kitne hazir jawab ho. Dudh lati hun garam krke.
Jitu — Tumhara dudh fir kabhi peeyunga. Ab der ho rahi ho.
Geeta ko hansi aa gai.
Jitu — Kya hua ?
Geeta — Kuchh nahi. Tum free hoker call krne mujhe. Kuchh aur bhi puchhna hai.
Jitu — Abhi puchh lo.
Geeta — Are nahi. Kuchh private baat krni hai jo aamne samne nahi ho sakti.
Geeta ne Jitu ke hath pakad rakhe the.
Jitu — Bura mat manna. Ek baat kahni to nahi chahiye but kah deta hun.
Geeta — Kaho na kya baat hai.
Jitu — Yaar tum bahut achhi ho.
Geeta — Bas isme bura manne wali kya baat hai. Tum bhi kafi fun kar rahe ho mere sath. But achhe lagte ho.
Jitu — Apne se kam age wala dost pasand aa gya kya ?
Geeta — Really yaar. Age ka kya krna hai. Man ko achhe lagte ho. Waise bhi tum se baat krte huye bahut achha lag raha hai. Itne din baad kisi ke sath baith kar dil ko sukun mila hai.
Jitu — Achha dost ab mujhe ghar jana hai.
Geeta — Tum se kuchh kahna tha. Chalo call krti hun raat ko free ho ke.
Jitu — Lal saree mein bahut mast lag rahi ho.
Geeta — Ohhh bahut tarif kar rahe ho. Kya baat hai.
Jitu — Ek baat bolu tum jaisi girl bahut kam hoti hai. Tum sunder bhi ho aur talented bhi ho. Hansmukh bhi bahut ho warna to aajkal girl baat krte huye bahut nakhre krti hai.
Geeta — Ohhh shadi je baad sab nakhre dheele ho jate hai dost.
Jitu — Bye dost ab jane do na.
Geeta — Are maine kaun sa hath pakad rakha hai. Khade ho jao
Jitu — Are ye mera hath hi pakad rakha hai.
Geeta — Ohhh baato hi baato mein bhul gai.
Jitu thodi hi der baad bahar aa gya. Hum dono mere room mein aa gaye.
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