Aap padh rahe hain teen jodiyo ki kahani Afsa-Ahan, Zaid-Ziah, aur Ubaid-Ulfat jo tour par jaane ka plan karte hain. Ab tak aapne padha ki Ulfat ko apne pati Ubaid se tour par bikini pahanane ki permission mil gayi thi.
Zaid ne phone par Ulfat ko uski chut ke baalo ke purane kisse sunaate huye usko sharminda kiya. Phir Ahan ne bhi Ulfat se phone par sexy talk karte huye uski jhadne mein help maangi.
Ab aage…
Ulfat: “Ek second ruk, main darwaja band karti hoon, kisi ne sun liya to mujhe problem ho jaayegi”
Ulfat ne apne bedroom ka darwaja band kiya aur bistar par ultaa let kar phone par aahein bharna shuru kiya. Magar usko hansi jyada aa rahi thi aur wo bhaavnaaye aa nahi pa rahi thi.
Ahan: “Kya kar rahi hain Ulfat, kabhi kiya nahi kya tuney! Achchhe se aahein bhar na. Achchha mera naam lekar kuchh sexy baatein kar ya chodne ke liye bol”
Ulfat: “ohhh Ahan .. mujhe chod de … Oh Ahan mujhe chod de…”
Ahan: “Kya yaar Ulfat, ek hi baat rat rahi hain. Kuchh alag alag bol kar maje to dila”
Ulfat: “Tu chup kar. Tuney mujhe kya samjha hain, main koi professional thode hi hoon. Mujhe nahi karna yeh sab, tu khud hi kar le ab”
Ahan: “Isme professional ki kya baat hain! Yeh to sab ladkiya jaanti hain. Achchha tu rahne de tere bas ka nahi hain. Main Ziah ko phone lagata hoon”
Ulfat: “Tu bhulna mat, Ubaid ko phone kar dena”
Ahan: “Haa baba kar dunga, tu rakh phone”
Ulfat ne phone rakh diya aur phir chinta mein dub gayi. Ahan ki baatein usko chubh rahi thi. Wo phone par ek ladke ko jhadne mein madad nahi kar paayi jab ki uska shauhar Ubaid bhi uske saath sex karte jaldi hi jhad jata hain.
Ulfat soch mein dub gayi ki har mard ka jhadne ka alag alag level hota hain. Ubaid jaldi jhad jata hain jabki Ahan to itni der baat karke bhi nahi jhad paaya.
Kuchh samay baad Ulfat ko yaad aaya ki usko khud ko nahi pata ki tour ka kya plan hain to usko bhi pata kar lena chaahiye. Usne pehle Ziah ko phone lagaya kyu ki Afsa to apne parents ke saath busy thi jaisa Ahan ne bataya tha aur Zaid aur Ahan se pehle hi wo apmni fajihat karwa chuki thi.
Ulfat: “Ziah tujhe pata hain ki tour ka kya detail plan hain! Main bhi aa rahi hoon”
Ziah: “Ahan ne phone kar bataya tha mujhe thodi der pehle ki tu aa rahi hain”
Ulfat: “Haa, wo washroom mein nanga baithha pata nahi kaisi gandi demand kar raha tha”
Ziah: “Bataya tha usne ki tu kitni anaadi hain is maamle mein. Maine help kar di phir uski phone par”
Ulfat: “To tujhe pata hain tour ka program kya hain?”
Ziah: “Nahi”
Ulfat ne phone rakh diya. Ahan ko phone nahi lagaana tha isliye usne himmat kar Zaid ko phone lagaya.
Ulfat: “Tujhe pata hain tour ka kya detail plan hain?”
Zaid: “Mujhe laga ki tujhe apni chut ke baal saaf karwaane hain isliye mujhe bulaane ke liye phone kiya hain”
Ulfat: “Hain himmat to aaja mere ghar aur saaf kar de meri chut ke baal”
Zaid: “Invite kar rahi hain?”
Ulfat: “Tujhe tour ka plan pata hain to bata”
Zaid: “Tere ghar aakar teri chut ke baal saaf karte huye tour ka plan bata deta hoon. Bol aau kya?”
Ulfat: “Ek kaam kar tu shaam ko aana jab Ubaid ghar par ho, aur himmat ho to uske saamne yeh bolkar batana”
Zaid: “Agar tu challenge de rahi hain to main accept kar lunga. Waise mujhe tour ka plan detail mein nahi pata hain, wo Ahan ko hi pata hain”
Ulfat: “To time pass kyu kar raha tha? Chal bye”
Zaid: “Sun Ulfat. Kaam ki baat hain sun. Main shaam ko aata hoon tere ghar teri safayi karne”
Ulfat: “Aaja, teri achchhe se seva karungi apni sandal se”
Ulfat ne phone rakh diya. Phir apne phone par remminder set kar diya ki tour par jane ke 1 din pehle usko apni chut shave karni hain varna Zaid ko sunaane ka ek aur mauka mil jaayega.
Kuchh der baad Afsa ne Ulfat ko phone lagaya.
Afsa: “Tu tour par aa rahi hain, mujhe Ahan ne bataya”
Ulfat: “Haa Ubaid maan gaya aane ke liye”
Afsa: “Tuney meri tarkib lagaayi thi na! Chudai ke time mard sab baatein maan jaate hain”
Ulfat: “Haa teri hi tarkib lagaayi thi. Ab khush?”
Afsa: “Maine phone dusre kaam se kiya tha. Tuney apni shaadi ke time par dher saare night gown kharide the aur tuney bataya ki ab to tu unka istemaal bhi nahi karti hain. To tour par tu mere liye koi ek night gown lekar aana jo tujhe nahi chaahiye ho”
Ulfat: “Tujhe kaunsa chaahiye yeh bata! Tu ek kaam kar, mere ghar aaja khud pasand kar ke leja”
Afsa: “Koi bhi chalega yaar, mere liye nahi Ahan ke liye hain”
Ulfat: “Ahan ladies gown pahnega!”
Afsa: “Wo nahi pahnega, main uske liye pahnungi. Ahan ko surprize karna hain bas. Ek raat ke liye gown kaun kharidega! Mujhe waise bhi shauk nahi hain. Isliye tujhse maang rahi hoon”
Ulfat: “Tu kya Ahan ke ulte pulte shauk poore karti rahti hain. Tujhe pata hain wo mujhse aaj subah kya demand kar raha tha?”
Afsa: “Usko phone par jhadne mein madad chaahiye thi wo kya!”
Ulfat: “Haa, tujhe pata hain”
Afsa: “Bataya tha usne ki tu help nahi kar paayi”
Ulfat: “Aur tu hans rahi hain uski harkat par?”
Afsa: “Usne bataya hi is tarah ki yaad karke meri hansi nikal rahi hain”
Ulfat: “Tu bhi mera majaak uda rahi hain?”
Afsa: “Nahi yaar. Ek baat bata, teri shaadishuda life thheek to chal rahi hain na?”
Ulfat: “Aesa kyu puchh rahi hain?”
Afsa: “Mujhse aese hi doubt ho raha hain, isliye puchh rahi hoon. Teri dost hoon”
Ulfat: “Sab thheek hain. Ubaid mere saath roj karta hain, wo bahut khush hain”
Afsa: “Aur tu! Tu bhi khush hain?”
Ultaf: “Main to khush hi hoon, mujhe kya hoga!”
Afsa: “Kuchh nahi, aese hi puchh rahi thi”
Ultaf: “Tu wo night gown mere ghar aakar lekar ja, main agar bag mein rakhna bhool gayi to phir rah jaayega”
Afsa: “Chal main dekhti hoon, agar tere ghar ki taraf is beech aana hua to collect kar lungi varna 1 din pehle main tujhe yaad dila dungi ki gown bag mein rakh lena”
Afsa ne phone rakh diya aur Ulfat phir soch mein pad gayi ki aesa kya galat tha ki Afsa ko uski shadishuda zindagi mein khushi par shak hua tha.
Shaam ko Ubaid ghar aaya aur Ulfat ko bataya ki Ahan ne phone karke usko tour ka poora plan bata diya hain aur wo khush hain tour ke plan se. Ulfat bhi khush huyi aur poora plan Ubaid se jaan liya.
Shaam ko wo baithe hi the aur doorbell baji. Naukar ne darwaja khola aur pata chala ki Zaid ghar par aaya tha. Din mein jo baatein Ulfat ne Zaid se ki thi wo yaad kar Ulfat chinta mein pad gayi.
Din mein jab Ulfat ne Zaid ko dhamki di thi ki wo Ubaid ke saamne chhut ke baal saaf karne ki baat bol kar bataaye aur abhi Zaid aa chuka tha.
Ulfat ke chehre ki hawaiya ud rahi thi aur smile karte huye Zaid aaya aur Ubaid ne uska welcome kar gale lagaya.
Ulfat: “Zaid, tu abhi yaha kaise!”
Zaid: “Bhool gayi, tuney hi to bulaya tha safayi karne ke liye!”
Ulfat ki aankhien fati ki fati rah gayi au ek dhakka sa laga.
Ubaid: “Ulfat, tumney Zaid ko bulaya aur khud hi bhool gayi! Aur yeh kya safayi ki baat hain!”
Zaid aakar Ubaid ke paas sofe par baithh gaya aur paas mein khadi Ulfat ke chehre ki hawaiya ud rahi thi.
Zaid: “Bata Ulfat, kis safayi ke liye bulaya tha tuney?”
Ulfat ke honthho par to jaise taala laga hua tha aur chinta ke maare kuchh bol hi nahi paa rahi thi.
Zaid: “lagta hain Ulfat bhool gayi hain, main hi bata deta hoon”
Yeh soch kar Ulfat ka darr aur badhne laga ki kahi sach mein chut ke baalo ke baare mein Zaid bata hi na de.
Ultaf: “Zaid tu chal room mein, wahi kar lena safayi”
Ubaid: “Yeh kya chal raha hain bhai! Tum dosto ke beech ki baat hain magar mere laayak ho to koi mujhe bhi batao”
Zaid: “Kuchh nahi, mujhe Ulfat ki first year ki books chahiye thi, mere ek milne waley ke liye. Yaad aaya Ulfat? un books ki safayi kar du tere ghar se?”
Ulfat ne apne chehre par haath rakhte huye ek gahri chain ki saans li. Phir uski smile nikal gayi.
Zaid: “Bata kaun se room mein padi hain saari books”
Ulfat: “Chal mere saath study room mein, direct nahi bol sakta tha, itna ghuma phira kar suspense badhaya!”
Zaid: “Arrey to tujhe kya laga?”
Ulfat: “Kuchh nahi, chal abhi”
Ulfat apne saath Zaid ko liye study room mein aayi aur andar aate hi Zaid ki collar pakad kar usko deewar ke sahaare chipka diya.
Ulfat: “Agar tuney Ubaid ke saamne aesi waiisi kuchh gandi baat boli na to phir dekhta tera kya hoga!”
Zaid: “Arrey magar maine kiya kya hain yeh to bata?”
Ulfat: “Din mein phone par kya bol raha tha tu mere baalo ke baare mein?”
Zaid: “Tu abhi tak chut ke baalo mein hi atki hain kya! Main to kab ka bhool chuka tha”
Ulfat: “Chup kar, mujhe sab pata hain tu mere maje le raha tha! Abhi yeh books uthha jaldi”
Ulfat ne Zaid ko chhod diya. Ulfat ne dusri taraf rakhi books ki taraf ishara kiya. Zaid books ki taraf badha par bolta raha.
Zaid: “Waise tuney baal saaf kiye ya nahi, bata jara”
Ulfat ki gusse mein bhi hansi fut padi aur ungli dikhaate huye Zaid ko dhamki di.
Ulfat: “Tu aaj mere ghar se maar khaakar jaayega dekh lena?”
Zaid smile karta raha aur books uthha kar Ulfat ke saamne aaya.
Zaid: “Abhi bhi mauka hain, main teri chut ki safayi kar sakta hoon, bol karwani hain!”
Ulfat ne Zaid ki peethh par dono haath rakhte huye usko dhakke dekar aage khiskaaya.
Next episode mein padhiye Ulfat ki musibat khatm ho gayi ya abhi baaki thi.
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