Ye kahani hai Aladdin naam ke ek ladke ki, jiski umar 19 saal hai aur wo Bhudiyaganj me rehta hai. Uski Ammi uske janam ke samay hi marr gayi thi aur theek uske baad Ali ke Abbu ne doosri shaadi kar li thi. Uske saath uski Behan Alia, uski Ammi Roja aur uske Abbu rehte hai.
Alia jo ki 18 saal ki hai, wo badan se theek-thaak hai aur uske chooche bhi zyada mote nahi hai. Uske choocho ka size itna hai, ki haatho me aaram se sama sake. Uski Ammi Roja hai jo Alia se hatti-katti hai aur uski chooche to haatho me bhi na samay, itne bade hai.
Ali ka Abbu, jisne apni pehli Patni ke marne ke turant baad hi shaadi kar li thi, wo zyada dino tak apne pairo par nahi reh saka aur usne bistar pakad liya. Ab ghar me bas kamaane wala Ali hi tha, jisko ghar ki zimmedaari uthaani thi.
Wo subha 5 se 7 baje apne pados me kaam karta aur 8 se 2 baje school jaata tha. Fir school se aa kar, wo turant ghar ke kaam par lag jaata tha. Itna karne ke baad bhi usko ghar me daant fatkaar hi milti thi.
Poora din kaam karne me laga rehne se, wo school ka homework bhi nahi kar paata tha, jiske kaaran usko school me bhi fatkaar milti thi. Uske saath koi bhi dosti nahi karna chaahta tha aur ladkiya to usse door hi bhaagti thi.
Uske school ke sabhi ladko ki girlfriends thi. Ek baar school se laut-te hue usko jhaadiyo ke peeche kuch awaaze sunayi di. Ali ne dheere se aage jaake waha dekha, to usko waha Zafaar dikha. Zafaar uska classmate tha aur wo apni girlfriend ki chut me lund daal kar chudai kar raha tha aur uski girlfriend zor-zor se apni choochiya masal rahi thi.
Aahh.. aahh.. haye.. zor se aah.. aur karo aahh.. is type ki awaaze ladki ke muh se nikal rahi thi, jise sun kar Ali ka bhi mood banne lag gaya. Fir waha ka nazaara dekh kar uski pant me uska lund bhi khada ho gaya tha. Isse pehle ki wo kuch karta, uske classmate ne usko dekh liya aur unki chudai dekhte hue usko pakad liya. Fir Zafaar bola-
Zafaar: Bhonsdi ke! Kya dekh raha hai?
Ali : Kuch nahi bas yaha se jaa raha tha, to galti se nazar pad gayi.
Zafaar : To jaana chahiye tha naa chhote se lundu. Yaha kya apne Abbu-Ammi ki chudai dekhne aaya hai bhadwe?
Ye bol kar Zafaar ne Ali ko laat maari aur Ali jaa kar keechad me gir gaya. Fir Ali dheere-dheere khada hokar waha se bhaag gaya aur zafaar dobara se apni girlfriend ki chudai me lag gaya. Ali bhaagta hua ghar pahuncha aur waha uski Ammi uska intezaar kar rahi thi.
Kyuki aaj Ali ghar der se pahuncha tha, to usko chadi se maar padi aur fir wo nahaane ke liye bathroom me ghus gaya. Fir uski Ammi boli-
Ammi: Saale haraam-zaade jaldi nikaliyo. Warna khaal kheench loongi teri kutte.
Bathroom me jab Ali ne Alia ki kachhiya dekhi, to usko jhaadiyo wala nazara yaad aa gaya aur uska lund dobara tann gaya. Usko samajh nahi aaya aur usne apni pant utaar kar tanne lund ko haatho me bhar liya.
Fir usko un kachhiyo me se kushboo aane lagi aur wo unko haatho me lekar chaatne laga. Usne chaat-chaat kar poori kachhi geeli kar di aur tabhi gate par thhak-thhak ki awaaz aayi. Baahar Alia thi aur wo boli-
Alia : Baahar nikal haraami, mujhe nahana hai.
Ye sun kar wo darr gaya aur usko samajh nahi aaya, ki wo kya kare. Baar-baar thhak-thhak ki awaaz sun kar usne kachhi ko wahi gira diya aur gate khol diya. Andar aa kar Alia ne jab zameen pe apni kachhi dekhi, to usko samajh aa gaya, ki Ali kya kar raha tha.
Fir Alia ne apni Ammi ko awaaz lagayi. Uski awaaz sun kar Roja bhi bhaagi-bhaagi aayi aur Alia ne apni Ammi ko sab kuch bata diya. Fir Roja ne Ali ke kaan pakad kar usko bathroom se baahar nikaala aur usko chappal se maar-maar kar baahar kar diya.
Rota-rota Ali bhaag gaya aur ek oonche pahaad par pahuch gaya. Usko waha khada dekh kar aisa lag raha tha, jaise ki wo koodne wala ho. Tabhi peeche se kambal liye hue ek Baba aaya aur usne Ali ko bacha liya. Fir Ali ne usko poocha-
Ali : Kyu bachaya mujhe Baba? Mujhe marna hai. Koi bhi mera apna nahi hai aur Mai aisi zindagi aur nahi jeena chaahta. Fir Baba bola-
Baba : Marna har dukh ka hal nahi hota.
Ali: Baba aap nahi jaante mera dukh.
Baba : Haa, mujhe nahi pata tera dukha kya hai, lekin jo bhi tera dukh hai, wo door ho jaayega.
Ali : Kaise door ho jaayega Baba?
Baba ne apne shareer se kambhal gira diya aur wo poora nanga ho gaya. Ab Baba ka 8 inch ka lund hawa me jhool raha tha. Fir Baba bola-
Baba : Bas mere lund ko ek baar muh me lekar ” Abka Tabka Dukh Door Ho” bol. Dekh fir kya hota hai.
Apni zindagi se pareshaan Ali ne ek baar bina soche samjhe waisa hi kiya, jaise Baba ne usko bola tha karne ko. Jaisa Baba ne bola, Ali waisa hi karta gaya.
Ali ne Baba ka lund muh me le liya aur “Abka Tabka Dukh Door Ho” mantra bola. Iske agle pal hi Baba raakh me badal gaya aur Ali ke shareer se chipak gaya.
Ali darr gaya, ki kahi kuch galat naa ho jaaye. Fir uske shareer se chipki raakh zameen par gir gayi aur Ali ka sir neeche jhuka aur ek-dum se utha aur ab uske chehre pe ek bhayanak si smile thi.
Fir peeche ghoom kar Ali apne ghar ki taraf jaane laga. Jaate-jaate Ali ke muh se kuch shabad nikle ” jo apni jawaani me nahi kar saka, iski jawaani me apne saare sukh poore karunga”
Aur ye bolne ke baad Ali hasne lag gaya. Iske aage kya hua, wo aapko agle part me pata chalega. Agar aapko kahani achi lagi ho, to kahani ko like aur comment zaroor karna.