Waise to aaj bhut time baad kahani likh raha hu. Ye jo kahani hai, wo ek widow aurat aur mere beech ki kahani hai, jo pichle saal hi ghatit hui.
Sabse pehle apne baare mein bata du. Mera naam Aman hai aur Mai UP ke chote se shehar ka rehne wala hu. Meri umar 25 saal hai aur Mai thoda healthy hu. Mai jaisa bhi hu mast hu.
Mujhe healthy aurate aur ladkiya bhut pasand hai aur unko godi me bitha ke pyaar karna usse bhi zyada pasand hai . Chalo ab kahani pe aata hu.
Corona se pehle, Mai Delhi me ek jagah room leke rehta tha. Paas me hi bada sa park tha, jisme Mai roz subha-shaam aise hi tehalne jata tha. To jaise ki Mai roz waha ghoomta tha, to ek baar maine ek lady ko dekha. Wo bhi mast tehal rahi thi.
Khaas kar uski gaand dekh ke Mai bhut attract hua, jo salwaar me matak rahi thi up-down up-down. Uski gaand ka size 40″ hoga shayad aur uske chooche bhi 40″ ke hi, ya thode bade honge. Lekin ye cheeze uski jawani me chaar chaand laga rahi thi.
Umar uski 40-42 ki thi. Wo roz shaam ko aati park me aur wahi ek bench par baith jaati. Fir kuch der me ghoomne lagti aur chali jati.
Mai roz park jata aur usko dekhta rehta tha. Ek din kya hua, halki-halki baarish shuru ho gayi aur shaam ka time tha. Ab Mai to ek tree ke neeche baitha tha, to baarish kam hi aa rahi thi.
Aap sab ko to pata hi hoga, ki park me trees bhut hoti hai aur hum boys khaas kar us trees ke neeche hi khade hote hai, ya baith-te hai, jo mast chaaya-daar ho.
Ab usko laga hoga ki baarish halki hai tree ke neeche, to wo waha se uth kar mere paas waali tree ke paas aa khadi hui. Uske saath aur bhi mast-mast aurate thi sab, khaas kar shaadi-shuda.
Un sab ne apne-apne ghar call laga diya, to sab ek-ek karke jaane lagi. To end pe Mai aur wo hi the waha aur ek choti bachhi ke saath ek Bhabhi aur thi, jo baithi hui tho. Wo Bhabhi to apne phone par baato me lagi thi.
Maine dekha ki wo aurat khadi thi, to Mai utha aur bola-
Mai: Aunty aap yaha baith jao, baarish idhar nahi aa rahi bilkul bhi.
Wo meri baat maan ke baith gayi aur mujhe bhi boli: Tum bhi baith jao, kaha khade rahoge.
Aise hi 5-10 minute hue honge aur shaam ka time tha, to Mai bas aise hi zameen par lakdi se, time pass ke liye drawings bana raha tha ulti seedhi. Fir wo apne aap boli-
Aunty: Tum kya bana rahe ho?
Me : Kuch nahi Aunty.
Aunty : Acha.
Me : Haa
Aunty : Ek baat batao, ki Mai tumko Aunty lagti hu kya?
Me : Sorry agar Aunty bolne par bura laga ho to. Actually Mai kya bolu ab aapko idhar? Bhabhi bolunga, to koi galat maan le, to khaah-m-khaah thappad pad jayenge.
Aunty : Thappad kyu maaregi bhala koi, Bhabhi bolne par?
Me : Aise hi.
Aunty: Bolo bhi.
Me: Wo Aunty…
Aunty: Bolo bhi, wo kya?
Me : Koi sochne lage, ki Mai unko indirectly line de raha hu. To shayad bura maan jaye, isliye Aunty bola. Sorry.
Aunty: Tum aaj ke ladke bhi na, bhala kon bura maanti hai Bhabhi bolne par. Haa agar jawaan ladki ko Bhabhi bol diya, to aafat aa jayegi.
Aur ye bol kar wo hasne lagi.
Me : Mai bhi hass diya.
Fir Wo boli: Mai tumko Aunty lagti hu kya?
Me : Mai face dekhne laga unka.
Aunty : Bolo bhi, thappad-wappad nahi maarungi Mai pakka. Bolo naa.
Me: Nahi to, Aunty.
Aunty : Fir Aunty kyu bol rahe ho mujhe.
Me : Bas aise hi. Ab baahar koi mile, to Aunty hi bolunga naa. Ab koi Pati ke saath mile, to Bhabhi bolne par peet dega koi ache se mujhe.
Aunty: Wo fir hass di.
Itne me baarish kam ho gayi. Wo uthi aur boli: Chalo chalti hu, kaafi time ho gaya hai. Acha tumhara naam kya hai?
Me : Aman.
Aunty : Theek hai Aman, baarish kam ho gayi hai, chalti hu Mai. Acha laga baat karke tumse. Tum sharmeele aur ache ladke ho.
Me : Thanks Aunty.
Aunty : Fir Aunty.
Me : Sorry-sorry-sorry Aunt…. aur Mai Aunty bolte-bolte ruk gaya, kyuki Aunty hi bolne wala tha Mai tab.
Aunty : Mera naam Komal hai, Okay? No Aunty-Vanty.
Me : Theek hai Komal ji.
Aunty : Chalo bye, kal park me milte hai.
Aur wo chali gayi apne ghar. Mai bhi apne room me aa gaya aur mast aake khaana-peena khaaya aur sone se pehle Aunty ki matakti gaand yaad karne laga.
Kya mast gaand thi dosto Komal ki. Agar Mai kahu, ki Komal ki komal gaand ne mere komal lund ko sakth kar diya, to galat nahi hai. Fir uski yaad me Mai so gaya.
Agle din Mai park nahi jaa paya, kyuki mere dost ka birthday tha, to uske yaha gaya tha aur maine khoob dance enjoy kiya. Usse agle din Mai wahi apne thikaane pe baith gaya.
Maine dekha, ki wo Aunty bhi mast gaand hila-hila ke ghoom rahi thi, baaki aurato ke saath. Fir Mai phone pe dosto ko call laga kar baate karne laga. Kuch der baad, kareeb 20 minute ke baad, wo Aunty aayi mere paas aur boli-
Komal Aunty: kaise ho ?
Itna sunte hi phone par jo dost tha, udhar se uski awaaz aayi-
Dost: Kon hai ye? Jiski awaaz aa rahi hai.
Maine usko jhoot bol diya, ki house owner hai aur baad me baat karne ke liye bol diya. Wo mere paas baith gayi aur fir boli-
Komal aunty: Kaise ho?
Me : Acha hu, aap sunao.
Komal : Ek dum mast. Tum ghoomte nahi ho kya?
Me: Nahi bas aise hi. Park me baith jata hu. Mera room-mate gaya hua hai ghar, to ghoomu kiske saath?
Komal : Okay-okay.
Me : Haa
Komal : Kaha rehte ho tum, aas paas ya kahi door?
Me : Paas me hi room liya hua hai.
Komal: Oh acha.
Me : Waise Komal ji, aapke pati ne aise dekh liya aapko kisi ladke ke saath, to aapko bhut sunayenge wo.
Komal : Nahi sunayenge.
Me : Kyu bhala, kon chaahega aisa, ki aap peeche kisi aur se baat kar rahi ho openly.
Komal : Wo is duniya me……
Aur wo chup ho gayi bolte-bolte. Mai samajh gaya tha, so maine unko sorry bola.
Me : Sorry.
Komal : It’s okay.
Wo sad ho gayi thoda, uske face se lag raha tha. Fir Mai baat ko kaat-te hue bola-
Me : Chai piyogi?
Komal : Is time?
Me: Haa kyu nahi, saamne chai bana raha hai. Aap ruko, Mai leke aata hu.
Komal – Arre Mai purse nahi laayi apna.
Me: Kya aap bhi, purse kya. Mai hu naa, Mai pilata hu aapko. Ruko Mai leke aaya.
Itne me Mai chai lene chala gaya aur leke aaya.
Me : Lo piyo.
Komal : Thanks.
Aur hum chai peene lage. Fir kuch der me wo chali gayi. Aise roz hi hamaari baate hoti thi park me. Abhi kuch bhi galat nahi socha tha maine, Komal ke baare me. Wo bhi friendly baate karti thi. Aise hi baate karte-karte kaafi time ho gaya tha.
Jis din lock-down lagne wala tha, to wo shaam ko aayi aur baate ki. Usi din hum dono ne number share kiye apne. Raat ko khaana khaa kar Mai aise hi laptop par kaam kar raha tha.
Tabhi Komal ka phone aaya-
Komal: Kya kar rahe ho?
Mai bola: Komal ji, bas laptop pe thoda kaam kar raha hu. Aap se kuch der me baat karu to chalega?
Komal: Kyu nahi, zaroor. Mai itne me coffee bana ke pee leti hu.
Me : Theek hai.
Mera kaam 30 minute me ho gaya. Fir maine usko call kiya.
Me : Hello Komal ji.
Komal : Yaar please, tum ji mat lagao aur seedha Komal bolo.
Me : Lekin aap badi ho mujhse, fir kaise ?
Komal : Arre bolo na seedha Komal. Mai bol rahi hu naa, bolo Komal.
Me : Komal.
Komal : Ab laga na acha?
Me : Haa.
Komal : Aur sunao kya kar rahe?
Me: Leta hu abhi.
Komal : Video call pe baat kare?
Me : Haa kyu nahi zaroor, lekin 5 minute ruko.
Komal: Kyu 5 minute kyu? Abhi tum bole, ki kaam ho gaya tumhara. Fir 5 minute kyu?
Me: Wo Mai…
Komal: Kya Mai, bolo.
Me : Mai underwear me hu yaar Komal. Abhi kapde pehan lu, fir video call karta hu.
Komal: My god! Underwear me ho, to isme kya sharmana. Kapde to pehne hi hai.
Me : Haa.
Itne me Komal ne khud video call kar di aur maine call receive ki.
Komal: Ye hui na baat. Dekho Mai khud mexi me hu.
Me : Haa mast lag rahi ho. Acha hua aise baahar nahi jaati, nahi to accidents ho jaaye logo ke.
Komal : Hahaha arre pagal, aise ghar me hi sahi hai.
Aise hamne us din bhi bhut baate ki aur aane waale 7 dino me non-veg baate bhi karne lage the ache se. Wo bhi openly baate karti thi. Ab Mai usko maal bolta tha ki- Aur maal kya kar rahi ho? Wo bhi hass ke bolti thi- matak rahi hu.
Lockdown lag hi chuka tha. Ab bas phone par hi baate hoti thi hamari. Video call bhi bas half nude hi karte the. Mera matlab wo bra panty me hoti thi aur Mai bas underwear me.
Naa usne apni chut dikhayi, ya doodhe. Bas upar se hi dekhe the maine. Wo chaahti thi, ki Mai saamne se hi dekhu, jab bhi dekhu. Wo bhi mera saamne se dekhe. Bhala video call me aisi maal saamne, ab underwear me lund ka size aaram se dikh jaye.
Hum roz baate karte raat ko. Uski family me do bete the aur dono padh rahe the. Ek din uska phone aaya din me hi aur wo boli-
Komal : Kya kar raha hai, mera Raja?
Me : Lockdown me pagal ho raha hai, Raja tumhara.
Komal: Acha to aa jao ghar, aaj koi nahi hai ghar par. Dono bete gaaon me hi reh gaye, corona ke chakkar me. Mai bhi bore ho rahi hu.
Me : Aa to jau, par police waalo ne dekh liya, to gaand tod denge.
Komal : Nahi todenge, raat ko aana. Waise bhi 1 km mushkil se door hai mera ghar. Kon sa dikhta kisi ko.
Me : Theek hai, aata hu meri jaan. Ab tum bore ho rahi ho, to tumhara dil lagaane ke liye aana hi padega.
Komal : Haa aa jao. Wait karungi Mai aaj 11 baje.
Me : Mai poora din soya, khaaya, movie dekhi aur raat ko 2 jodi kapde bag me bhare aur 11 baje paidal chal diya, uske ghar.
200 meter door hi sasure kutte peeche pad gaye aur Mai bhaaga zor se. Usne bataya hua tha, ki ghar kaha hai uska. Mai tedha-medha pahuncha uske ghar. Darwaza khula tha, to Mai andar ghus gaya. Wo wahi khadi thi.
Komal: Kya hua Raja babu, itna haaf kyu rahe ho.
Me : Kutte peeche pad gaye the.
Komal : Hahahahah Police ki bharpayi kutto ne kar di.
Darwaza band tha hi aur usne hug kiya mujhe. Wo mexi me thi aur uske doodhe mast seene se touch ho rahe the. Mujhe acha lag raha tha bhut.
Aise hi 5 minute ek-doosre se lipte rahe hum. Mai uski gaand par haath fer raha tha. Aaj pehli baar aise uske saath kiya tha maine. Nahi to phone par to bas baato me hi hota tha.
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