Ab tak aapne padha ki muhbole bhai bahan Vrindha aur Srikant akele me nange hokar ek dusre ke ang ragad kar maje lete the. Phir pata chalta hain ki Srikant ke bhai Charan ka rishta Vrindha ke saath pakka ho gaya hain.
Ab aage…
Srikant: “Hamaare beech itna sab kuchh ho chuka hain, ab aap mere bhai ke saath shaadi nahi kar sakti ho”
Vrindha: “To tum karlo mere saath shaadi”
Srikant: “Hum to bas maje le rahe the”
Vrindha: “Tumhaare bhai ke saath nahi to kisi aur ke saath to meri shaadi hoti hi na! Tab to tumko bura nahi lagta! Phir abhi bura kyu lag raha hain! Jo hua usko bhool jao. Ab main tumhaari bhabhi banne wali hoon”
Srikant: “Aap yeh shaadi ke liye mana kar do. Kahi aur kar lo. Hamaare beech jo kuchh bhi hua hain, uske baad aap mere saamne mere bhai ki biwi ban kar rahogi to mujhe bahut kharaab lagega”
Vrindha: “Dono ke ghar wale taiyar hain, maine bhi haa bol diya hain. Ab kaise mana karu! Aur main mana kyu bolu, mujhe Charan pasand hain”
Srikant: “Charan bhaiyya pasand hain to mere saath itna sab kuchh kyu kiya? Unhi ke saath kiya hota”
Vrindha: “Jo hua wo main nahi badal sakti. Bas aage ka socho”
Srikant: “Main yeh shaadi nahi hone dunga”
Srikant waha se chala gaya aur Vrindha thodi pareshaan ho gayi. Usko nahi pata tha ki jis ladke ke saath wo maje le rahi thi usi ke bade bhai se uski shaadi tay ho jayegi.
Srikant aur Vrindha ka milna ab band ho gaya. Magar Srikant ne apne bade bhai Charan aur Vrindha ko milte huye dekha. Usko bahut bura lag raha tha apne bade bhai ke liye.
Srikant ne Charan ke kaan bharna shuru kiya.
Srikant: “Aapki jis ladki ke saath shaadi hone wali hain, wo mere hi college me hain. Maine unko kai ladko ke saath baat karte dekha hain.”
Charan: “To kya ho gaya! Main bhi college me ladkiyo se baat karta tha. Vrindha to tumhare dost Ravikiran ki bahan hain na! Tum uske baare me aesi baat kyu kar rahe ho? Wo tumhaari hone wali bhabhi hain”
Srikant: “Aap samajh nahi rahe ho. Mujhe lagta hain ki unki life me koi aur ladka hain, jis se wo milti jhulti hain. Koi boyfriend hain”
Charan: “Tumhe kaise pata! Tumne dekha kabhi?”
Srikant: “Maine college me ladko se suna hain. Wo college ke peechhe wale ground me us ladke ke saath sunsaan jagah akele jaati hain. Aap chaho to unko puchhna, wo waha jaati hain kya? Mera naam mat lena ki maine bola hain”
Charan: “Thheek hain puchh lunga. Magar yeh baat galat nikli na to tu mujhse joote khaayega. Kisi ladki par galat iljaam lagana sahi nahi hain”
Srikant ab baar baar Charan ko puchhne laga ki usne Vrindha se baat karke puuchha ya nahi. Charan bol deta ki abhi uski baat nahi huyi hain.
Phir kuchh din baad Srikant ne jab Charan ko puchha to usko jawaab mila.
Charan: “Vrindha puchh rahi thi ki mujhe yeh kisne bataya. Aur kis ladke ne usko ground ke peechhe jaate dekha, uska naam batao”
Srikant: “Aapne mera naam to nahi liya beech me?”
Charan: “Tu kyu dar raha hain?”
Srikant: “Wo mere dost ki bahan hain. Wo kya sochenge ki main aesa kyu kar raha hoon. Ravikiran ko pata chala to mujhse naaraj hoga”
Charan: “Aesa kuchh nahi hain. Abhi tak maine tera naam nahi liya hain. Par agar koi Vrindha ko badnaam karna chaah raha hain to usko pakdana to padega. Vrindha meri wife hone wali hain, wo ladka aese hi usko badnaam kartaa rahega. Tu us ladke ka naam bata”
Srikant: “Maine to aese hi udti baat suni thi”
Thode din baad dono bhaiyo ki phir baat huyi.
Charan: “Vrindha ne bataya ki usne tujhe rakhi baandhi thi. Wo teri bahan huyi. Phir bhi tumne uske baare me aesi waisi baatein sunne ke baad bhi un ladko ko roka nahi!”
Srikant: “Mujhe jisne bola tha, usne kahi aur se suna tha”
Charan: “Tu jaakar un ladko se puchh. Wo kaun ladka hain jo Vrindha se waha ground me milne jata hain”
Srikant: “Ab us se kya fark padta hain?”
Charan: “Vrindha ne tere liye yeh ek kaam diya hain. Usko us ladke kanaam chahiye jo us se milne ground me jata hain. Tu nahi kar sakta to mujhe bol, main un ladko se baat karta hoon”
Srikant: “Nahi, main pata karta hoon”
Ab main Charan bhaiyya ko kaise batau ki wo ladka to main khud hi hoon jo Vrindha se milne ground ke peechhe jata tha. Vrindha ne ulta usko fasa diya tha.
2 din baad Srikant ne dekha ki Vrindha college me Charan se baat kar rahi thi. Ravikiran bhi Srikant ke saath hi tha. Apni bahan ko waha dekh Ravikiran bhi Srikant ko lekar unke paas gaya.
Charan: “Kaun hain wo ladke jo Vrindha ke baare me baat kar rahe the?”
Ab Srikant ghabra gaya. Viindhya bhi paas me wahi khadi thi. Ab wo kya bole!
Srikant: “pata nahi!”
Vrindha: “Tumhe pata hain wo ladka kaun hain jo mujhe milne ground ke peeche aata tha. Tumne dekha ya suna kisi se?”
Srikant: “Nahi Vrindha Didi. Mujhe lagta hain sirf afwaah hain”
Charan: “Aage se koi aesi baat kare to mujhe batana”
Ravikiran: “Tumne mujhe bhi kuchh nahi bataya Srikant”
Charan bhaiyya phir waha se chale gaye.
Vrindha: “Ravi, tum apni class me jaao. Mujhe Srikant se baat karni hain”
Srikant ab ghabra gaya.
Srikant: “Meri bhi class hain didi. Main baad me milta hoon aapse”
Vrindha ne Srikant ka haath pakad kar rok liya. Ravikiran apni class me chala gaya.
Vrindha: “Kya bol rahe the tum Charan se?”
Srikant: “Sorry!”
Vrindha: “Tum abhi mere saath chalo ground ke peechhe, hamari secret jagah par”
Srikant aur Vrindha ab ground ke peeche apni puraani jagah par aa gaye.
Vrindha: “Apna muh band rakhne ka kya loge tum?”
Srikant: “Kuchh nahi!”
Vrindha: “Agle mahine ka muhurat hain meri Charan se shaadi ka. Agar tumhe mujhe pura chodna hain to abhi chod lo. Magar phir kabhi muh mat kholna”
Srikant: “Mujhe nahi chodna aapko”
Vrindha: “Pakka?”
Srikant: “Haa”
Srikant waha se bhaag khada hua. Baad me usko khayal aaya ki apne bhai Charan ko Vrindha se bachaane ka ek tarika hain. Agar Vrindha khud Srikant par chadhne ki koshish kare aur yeh sab karte huye wo Charan ko dikha de to uska kaam ho sakta hain.
Agle din college me Srikant ne akele me Vrindha se baat ki.
Srikant: “Mujhe ek baar chodne do phir main apna muh band rakhunga”
Vrindha: “To phir kal kya hua tha, kal to mana kar diya tha!”
Srikant: “Abhi main ready hoon”
Vrindha: “To chalo ground ke peechhe”
Srikant: “Nahi yaha par nahi. Bistar par karenge. Mere mummy papa aur bhaiya kal ghar par nahi hain. Aap kal 2 baje mere ghar aa jao”
Vrindha: “Thheek hain aa jaaungi”
Srikant: “Aur ek aur chij hain. Aap khud mere saath karogi. Main kuchh nahi karunga”
Vrindha: “Matlab!”
Srikant: “Main bas leta rahunga. Aap hi mere saath jabardasti karna”
Vrindha: “Aesa kyu!”
Srikant: “Yeh meri fantasy hain ki koi ladki mujhe jabardasti chode”
Vrindha: “Thheek hain. Magar phir aur laalach mat karna. Mujhse itni mehnat nahi hogi”
Srikant: “Haa, sirf ek baar. Main acting karte huye apne aap ko bachaane ki koshish karunga magar phir bhi aap mujhe jabardasti chod lena”
Vrindha: “Arre waah, chhote bhai ki aesi fantasy hain, tumhaara bada bhai Charan pata nahi shaadi ke baad mere saath kya karega!”
Srikant: “Pahle meri ichchha to puri kar do aap. Bhaiyya ki ichchha puri karne ko to puri umra padi hain”
Vrindha: “Thheek hain. Tere ghar me ghus kar teri yeh bahan tujhko aesa jabardast chodegi ki teri jab shaadi hogi tab teri biwi bhi tujhko aesa nahi chodegi”
Srikant: “Thheek hain. Mujhe bhi jabardast waali chudai hi chahiye”
Srikant ghar aaya to phir Charan bhaiyya se baat ki.
Srikant: “Bhaiyya aapko kuchh dikhana hain. Kal 2 baje aap hamaare ghar me chhup kar tamasha dekhna”
Charan: “kaisa tamasha?”
Srikant: “Aap office se jaldi aa jana. Yeh window khuli rahegi, isi se dekh lena. Pakka aap aana, aapko surprise milega”
Charan: “Ab tu bata nahi raha ki kya surprise hain to thheek hain. 2 baje pakka aa jaaunga.”
Agle din 2 baje Srikant apne ghar me akela Vrindha ka wait kar raha tha. Vrindha 10 minutes deri se aayi thi. Srikant ne usko andar liya aur khuli khidki ke saamne khada ho gaya.
Vrindha: “Ghar me koi hain to nahi?”
Srikant: “Nahi”
Vrindha: “Meri chudai ki bahut ichchha ho rahi hain. Bahut din ho gaye. Ab main tujhko chodungi”
Srikant: “Yeh kya kah rahi ho Vrindha Didi!”
Vrindha: “Didi gayi tel lene”
Srikant ne kuchh nahi kaha. Usne tirchhi najar se khidki ki taraf dekha, shayad Charan waha khada sab sun dekh raha ho.
Vrindha ne ek ek kar apne saare kapde nikaal diye. Vrindha ko apne saamne poora nanga dekhkar Srikant bhi hil gaya. Pet me titliya udne lagi thi. Uske lund me hulchal hone lagi thi.
Vrindha ke do gaure se mumme aur un par chhote se kaale nipple ke ghere. Pet ke neeche baalo ke beech chhipi chut uske saamne thi.
Vrindha: “Chal Srikant, aaj teri didi batayegi uski chut me kitni aag hain”
Vrindha ne aage badhkar Srikant ke kapde utaarne shuru kar diye. Srikant is beech naatak karte huye lagaatar Vrindha ko rukne ko bol raha tha.
Srikant jaldi hi Vrindha ke saamne nanga khada tha. Vrindha ne Srikant ko wahi dhakka dete huye sofe par leta diya aur us par sawaar ho gayi.
Srikant ka naatak is beech jaari tha. Usko ab window dikhna band ho gayi thi. Wo bas dua kar raha tha ki Charan bhaiyya Vrindha ka yeh roop dekh le.
Agle episode me padhiye kya Srikant ka naatak safal hoga aur Vrindha ka asli chehra Charan bhaiyya ke saamne aayega.
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