Hi readers, how are you all?
Jaisa ki maine last part mein bataya tha, ki main aapko is part mein reason bataunga, ki itna gap kyu aaya story post karne mein. To ye reason aapko is story ke end mein pata chalega. To chaliye story shuru karte hai.
Me: Actually Di, Mom ne jaan-boojh kar knock kiya tha. Kyunki unko pata tha ki aap mujhse chudne ko ready ho. Isliye hamari chudai na ho paye, iski wajah se mom ne knock kiya, aur aapko waha se le gayi.
Di: Kya?
Me: Haa Di, mom ko hamare affair ke baare mein pehle se pata tha. Isliye to unhone tumhari shaadi fatafat karwa di.
Di: Ek minute, tera kehne ka matlab hai, ki mom pehle se hi jaanti thi, ki hum dono ke beech kya chal raha tha. Par, kab aur kaise? Tujhe kisne bataya?
Me: Khud, mom ne.
Di: Kya? Tu mujhe sab detail mein bata.
Me: Aapko shaadi ke din chod nahi paya, uska behad afsos tha mujhe. Aapko jiju ka lund pasand aaya ki nahi, tumne first night ko enjoy kiya ki nahi, ye sabhi sawaal mere dimaag mein ghoom rahe the. Aur aapne to Whatsapp pe mujhe reply dena hi band kar diya tha.
Me: To maine aapki shaadi se 1 week baad aapko milne aane ka plan banaya. Papa ye sun kar maan gaye, par mom ne mana kiya, ki Di ki abhi nayi shaadi hui hai, to main unhe disturb na karu.
Me: Par meri zid dekh kar papa ne green signal de diya. Main khush tha, par mom ke chehre par chinta dikh rahi thi.
Mom: Theek hai, par teri train booking karne se pehle mujhe teri Di se baat karne de. Aur poochne de ke wo kahi Honeymoon ka plan to nahi bana rahe.
Papa: Haa, ye theek hai. Par usko ye mat batana, ki uska bhai milne aa raha hai. Usko surprise milega.
Mom: Theek hai. Main baad mein call karke poochti hu.
Aur Papa office chale gaye. Mom ne gate ko lock kiya, aur mujhe apne bedroom mein aane ka ishara kiya. Main andar chala gaya. Andar jaate hi mom ne bedroom bhi andar se lock kiya.
Mom: Bata, Mysore kyu jana chaahta hai?
Me: Of course, Di ko milne, aur kis liye?
Mom: Sach bata?
Me: Kya sach?
Mom: Tu sirf milne ki soch raha hai. Ya usko mil ke tu us din shaadi wala adhoora kaam poora karna chaahta hai?
Me(fatti aankhon se): kya matlab hai tumhara?
Mom: Matlab ye ki tu Mysore jaake apni Di ke sath sex karna chaahta hai?
Meri nazre neechi ho gayi.
Mom: Mujhe pata chalta hai, ki ghar mein kya chal raha hota hai. Maine kayi baar tumhe kiss karte hue dekha tha. Tum dono jawan ho chuke the. Isliye tumko daant-te ya dhamkate, aur tum koi galat kadam na uthao isliye maine teri Di ki jaldi shaadi karwane ka fainsla kiya.
Mom: Aur sath-sath maine tum dono pe bhi nazar rakhi hui thi, ki tum dono apni limit cross na karo. Aur Mysore ka rishta aate hi, hamne ladka dekha, aur acha laga. To haa kar di. Tum dono jitna door rahoge, utna hi sab ke liye acha hoga.
Mom: Aur shaadi waale din jab, maine sab ko neeche aate hue dekha, to pata chala, ki teri Di ne sab ko kuch der ke liye baahar bhej diya hai. Tab mujhe laga ki tum dono ye ek last chance lena chaahte the.
Mom: Tab main waha side ki khidki se tumhara scene dekh rahi thi. Aur maine right moment ko dekh kar knock kiya aur tumhara plan fail kar diya.
Me: Right moment matlab?
Mom: Agar main chaahti to upar aate hi seedha knock kar sakti thi. Par maine pehle andar ka scene dekha, jab toone Anu ko kissing wagaira se garam kiya, tab tak maine knock nahi kiya. Par jab toone Anu ko ghodi bana kar apna ye (mere lund ki aur ishara karte hue) baahar nikala, tab maine knock karna sahi samjha.
Me: Par us time kyun?
Mom: Kyunki, Anu bhi kareeban meri jaisi hi hai. Hame risk lene waale ladke pasand hai. Us din Anu ready thi, mauka bhi tha. Zaroorat thi to tujhe Anu ko pakad lene ki, jab wo gate ki taraf badh rahi thi.
Mom: Agar toone us shaam Anu ke andar apna insert kar diya hota, to wo teri zaroor ho jati. Par mujhe pata tha, ki agar tu chance pe dance nahi karega, to Anu tujhe maaf nahi karegi, aur waisa hi hua.
Mom: To ab tu Anu ke khayaal ko bhool jaa, aur usko apni grahasti mein set hone de. Aur tu apni padhayi pe concentrate kar.
(Aur mere kandho pe hath rakhte hue, mere sir ko upar kiya aur kaha)
Mom: Beta, beeti baaton ko bhool jaa. Abhi tere saamne jo cheeze hai, uspe dhyan de.
(Aur mom smile karne lagi)
Me: Ok mom. (Aur main mom ke bedroom ko open karke waha se chala gaya)
Jab ye poori baat maine Di ko batayi to wo poori tarah shocked ho gayi thi.
Di: Oh my god. Itna bada khel mom ne khela? Aur hame pata bhi nahi chala.
Me: Main bhi aise hi shocked tha first time.
Di: Mujhe mom se ye ummeed nahi thi. Agar usko hame rokna hota, to pehle hi rok deti. Par meri jaldbaazi mein shaadi, aur shaadi ke din hame apna kaam poora na karne dena. Ye sab to main soch bhi nahi sakti. Main iske liye mom ko kabhi maaf nahi karungi.
Me: Aisa nahi bolo Anu, wo hamari mom hai. Usne jo bhi kiya hoga soch samajh kar kiya hoga. Waise bhi mujhe yaha bhejne ka idea bhi mom ka hi tha?
Di: What?
Me: Last week mom ne mujhse kaha tha ki unhe teri fikar ho rahi hai. To main tujhse mil aau. Isliye main aa gaya, aur ab hum yaha pe hai.
Di: To tujhe achanak mom ne last week mein ye bola?
Me: Actually, pichle kuch hafto se mom ka behavior mujhe change laga. Pehle wo mujhe itna bhaav nahi deti thi. Par kuch dino se wo mera acha khayaal rakhne lagi hai.
Di: Exactly, kab se, kuch date yaad hai?
Me: Nahi di. Par shayad last month mom ka birthday tha, usi din se.
(ye sun kar Di ki aankhon mein chamak si daud gayi)
Di: Hmmm, chalo jo bhi hua, acha hi hua. Mom ki wajah se hamara kaam adhoora reh gaya tha. Wahi fir mom ki wajah se shuru ho gaya.
Me: Haa Di. Hame mil kar mom ko thanx bolna chahiye. To chaliye na ghar chalte hai kuch din. Waha tum meri 1st wish bhi poori kar dogi.
Di: Hmmm, theek hai.
Me: Aur jiju?
Di: Wo tum mujhpe chhodh do. Aur tum jaa kar train ki booking karwa lo, aaj raat ki.
Me: Ok Di.
Story late post karne ka reason, Ye hamare apne ghar pahunch kar baad mein hua incident hai.
Actually, hua yu, ki main jab DK ki site open karta, aur Di mujhe dekhti to main apna mobile chhupa deta. Par ek din main sofe pe leta hua tha, aur mujhe andar se Di ki aawaz aayi-
Di: Bhai tujhe mom chhat(terrace) pe kapde lene bula rahi hai.
To main upar gaya, aur mera mobile charging mein rakha hua tha. Maine power button dabaya, par wo shayad press nahi hua tha. Aur us time main is story ke aap sab readers ke comments padh raha tha.
To Di jab waha se guzri, usne mobile ki screen ko on paya, aur DK ki site open thi browser mein. Di ne thoda read kiya aur wo samajh gayi, ki ye uski story hai.
Di ke paas zyada time nahi tha. Isliye usne apne phone se DK ki website, story, title wagaira ki photos apne phone mein lekar mera phone wapas rakh diya.
Fir baad mein Di ne sab episodes ko itminaan se padha hoga. Aur aap sab ke comments bhi. Isliye Di mujhse theek se baat nahi karti thi. Maine bahut baar usko approach kiya, par wo mujhe avoid kar rahi thi. Kuch din baad, jab mom mall gayi hui thi, tab maine Di ko aakhir pakad hi liya,
Me: Kya hua Di, mujhse baat to karo?
Di: Nahi karni koi baat tujhse.
Me: Kyun, kya hua? Mujhse koi galti ho gayi kya?
Di: Galti usko kehte hai, jo anjaane mein ho. Tu jo jaan-boojh ke karta hai, wo galti nahi.
Me: Matlab?
Di: Matlab ko chhodh. Tu ek baat bata. Teri nazro mein main kya hu?
Me: Meri badi sister.
Di: Aur hamara ye naya rishta. Wo kya hai tere liye?
Me: Wo hamara pyar hai, ek-doosre ke liye.
Di: Aur ye pyar ghar ki chaar deewari mein hi acha lagta hai na?
Me: Haa Di. Ye to ghar ke andar ki baat hai.
Di: To bhonsdi ke, isko poori duniya ko kyun bata raha hai? (aur Di ne apne mobile mein DK ki site ka photo dikhaya)
Di: Ab ye mat kehna, ki ye toone nahi likha, aur ye hamari story nahi hai. (Di ka chehra poora laal ho chuka tha)
Me: Main mana nahi karunga. Par pehle tum meri baat to suno.
Di: Ab kya reh gaya hai sunane ko, haa? Tum ladkon ko to bas chut maarne se hi matlab hai. Maine aur bhi stories padhi hai, koi apni bhabhi ki, koi padosan ki, koi saali ki, koi mami ki, koi apni behan ki le raha hai.
Aur to aur apni mom ko bhi nahi chhodha tum logon ne. Aur uske baad bade maze se apni poori kahani duniya ko sunate hai, ki kaise unhone apni mom ko choda.
Me: Hmmm.
Di: Toone jo stories upload ki hai, uske comments toone dekhe? Sab kehte hai ki kaash unki sister bhi meri tarah hoti. Koi to mujhe hi chodna chaahta hai, what the fuck!
Me (muskurate hue): Tumhe chudna hai kya, kisi aur se?
Di: Maar khayega tu mere hatho se. (Di abhi bhi gussa lag rahi thi)
Me: Di, abhi aap gusse mein ho. Jab thoda shant ho jao, tab main aapko samjhaunga, aur tab shayad aap samajh jao.
Di kuch nahi boli, wo abhi bhi gusse mein hi baithi thi.
Me (Room se baahar jate hue): Ab bas kuch hi din baaki hai aapki return train mein. Aur ye time main aapke sath pyar karke bitana chaahta hu, naa ki jhagda karke. To choice aapki hai.
Me: Bangalore mein to Jiju office hote the din bhar. Isliye hame time milta tha love karne ko. Par yaha, tumko pata hai ki hame ye mom se chhup ke karna hai. Aur jab abhi mom market gayi hui hai, aise mauke ka faida uthane ki bajaye, hum bekaar ki baaton mein time waste kar rahe hai.
Aur main waha se chala gaya. Di bhi kuch din ke baad wapas chali gayi. Wo is DK ki story wali cheez ko dimag se nahi nikaal payi. Mujhe pata tha ki Di shayad time to time check karti hogi, ki maine nayi story dali ya nahi.
Isi wajah se meri story daalne mein itna gap ho gaya. Fir kuch maheeno baad ek din achanak Di ka mujhe whatsapp pe message aaya-
Di: Jo toone shuru kiya hai, usko poora kar le. Tu apni story ko khatam kar, par jaldi nipta isko. Main aur tere jiju next week aa rahe hai waha.
Isliye maine story daalna resume kiya, aur ye parts aapke saamne hai.
To Friends kaisa laga ye part zaroor bataiyega, comments karke. Milte hai next part mein jald hi.