Insan ko kabhi nirash nahi hona chahiye, kyuki bhagwan humari madad jarur karte hai, kisi na kisi roop me, jaisa ki is kahani me hua, mai pornasaxena apko aj apne didi ki ek sacchi kahani batane jaraha hun, dheeraj se padhiyega.
Gharme mai aur mummy, humara gaon up ke moradabadme hai, papa ke gujarne ke bad mummy ne humare kheto ko majduro se jutwakar meri aur didi ki parwaris kee thee, didi ki shadi bhi karayi, jo lucknow me apne pati ke sath rehti hai, didi ke shadi ke 4 sal hochuke the.
Humara ek talab tha, jo ek bappu namke admi ko lease par dee huyi thee, kariban 2 sal se wo humari talab me machhli pakadta hai, aur hume har mahine paise bhi bhi deta hai, bappu ek 45 sal ka admi hai, kala aur mota, kurta payjama pehenta tha.
Sar me ek bhi bal nahi, bilkul takla, sirf halki si daadhi thee, dekhne me to kisi film ka villain lagta tha, thoda bahut jhagda wagera bhi karta tha, par humare sath to uske pariwar jaise sampark the, mummy usse udhar bhi leti thee, wo bhi aksar humare ghar chai peene ajata tha.
Ek din achanak lucknow se didi ka phone aya, aur hum pareshan hogaye, ye koi pehli bar nahi tha ke aisa phone aya ho, har sal 1 – 2 call to ate hi the, jisme didi roti huyi kehti hai ke uska apni sasural walo se jhagda ho gaya hai aur wo humare gharko arahi hai bus se, karan ye ke 4 sal se didi ko koi baccha nahi horaha hai, didi ki shadi se pehle mujhe yad hai, risto ki line lag gayi thee.
Kyuki didi hai hi itni khubsurat, gora rang, ab umar 26 sal, badhiya figure, bade kulhe aur mummey, fig mano 38 – 30 – 40 honge, didi chahe bazar nikle ya school ladko ki neend uda deti thee.
Un risto me se mummy ne didi ke liye jiju ko chuna tha, lekin tab kaha maloom tha ke uski maa itni badmash hogi, baccha na hone ka dosh humesha ladki ko hi to diya jata hai, humare anpadh desh me, ladka ya ladki hogi ispe bhi aurat ko hi kosa jata hai, jabki ye puri tarah ladko ke sperm pe depend karta hai, khair us phone ke bad mummy fir rone baith gayi.
Mai 19 sal ka hun, to mummy ko samjhane laga ke bhagwan sab theek kardega, halaki mai janta tha ke bhagwan kuchh nahi karte, jo karna hai sab hume hi karna hota hai, fir mujhe college ke liye nikalna tha, to mai chala gaya, jab wapis aya to shaam hochuki thee aur didi ghar pahuch chuki thee, dekh kar khushi to huyi par apni didi pe taras bhi araha tha, pata nahi kab jiju ka dil pighlega ya fir yu kaho ke didi ki pyar satayegi to wo fir didi ko lene ayenge.
Humare ghar ke theek pichhe ek tube well hai, jisme hum nahaya aur bartan manza, kapde dhona karte the, uske pas ek aur ghar hai, jo humare gehu aur chawal rakhne ke godown ka kam karti hai.
To agli subah didi bhi wahi naha rahi thee saya aur blouse me, mummy bahar ke sauchalaya me thee, mai kapde pehen raha tha college nikalne ko, tabhi bahar se bappu ki awaz ayi maa ko bulane ki…
Bappu – behen ji…
Mai chaddi pehen raha tha, to mai jald hi uske upar pant pehena aur apne kamre se bahar aya take mei bappu chacha ko baithne ko bolu, par ye kya…
Bappu chacha humare gharke andar akar pichhe ke khule darwaze ke pas khade hai, jiske theek samne didi saya blouse me baith kar ankhe band kar muh pe sabun laga rahi hai, bappu chacha ki ankhe badi badi hokar didi ko ghoor rahi hai.
Use hosh hi nahi ke mai akar uske pichhe khada hun, jab meri nazar didi par gaya to dekha didi ke blouse ke bheeg jane par wo pardarshi yani transparent hogayi hai, aur naseeb to dekho andar kuchh bhi nahi, gulabi blouse ke pichhe chhupi chuchiya puri tarah bappu ko dikh rahi thee, mai use bulau to bulau kaise, badi ajeeb si situation thee, agar kahi use insult feel hua to.
Fir akheer kar maine jorose bula hi diya.., ”bappu chacha”.
Meri awaz se wo aise chamak kar ghuma mano bijli khadki ho, aur dusri taraf didi ki ankhe khuli, aur uska bhi dhyaan jaise hi hum dono ki taraf gaya, fauran samne padi saree uthakar paske godown ke andar bhagi..
Mujhe thodi rahat mili, wo fir pichhe muda par didi gayab thee, wo meri taraf ghoom kar hasa, mai man hi man socha bada besharam hai, ise to koi sharm nahi, ulta has raha hai, usne didi ko pehli bar dekha tha, to mai chuppi todte huye kaha…
Mai – wo meri didi hai chacha, kal hi ayi hai sasural se.
Bappu – ohh, mai socha ye kaun hai , tumhare ghar me!!
Thodi der me mummy ayi aur bappu ko namaste kaha, fir didi ko jorse awaz dekar kaha.
Mummy – are chinno ye dekh bappu chacha aye hai, jara ek chai bana kar de, mai nahakar ati hun.
Maine bappu chacha ko baramde par chair diya, to wo baith kar didi ke bareme puchhne laga, maine bataya ke kaha rehti hai, jiju ke bareme bhi, par jab usne puchha ke didi achanak kaise, jiju sath kyu nahi aye to maine badi chalaki se bat taal diya, maine yahi sahi samjha, itne me pichhe se didi chalkar ayi, neeli rang ki saree me, khule bheege bal, mathe par sindoor ka tika.
Gale me sone ka mangal sutra, devi sa sundar lag rahi thee meri pyari didi, aur fir akar bappu ke samne namaste kaha aur chai dee, bappu to didi ko aise ghoorne laga ke mano wo didi ke nahate huye fir imagine kar raha ho, mai bas chahta tha ke didi jaldi waha se chali jaye, par didi wahi ek aur chair lekar baith gayi, aur fir..
Didi – chacha ji maine apke bare me mummy se bahut suna hai.
Bappu – acchha !! Hehe…
Wo dono kuchh bate karne lage, bappu chacha didi ko talab aur kheto ke bare me kuchh bol rahe the, itne me mummy ayi, aur bappu chacha ke hatho kuchh paise diye.
Mummy – bhai sahab aj itna hi hai, kya karu khet me fasal jyada nahi hopayi.
Bappu – koi bat nahi behen ji, hum to pariwar jaisa hi hai, badme de dena.
Fir bappu chacha chal diye, unke jane ke bad didi ne jab mummy se puchha ke bhala hum use kyu, wo hume paise dene chahiye na talab ke, to mummy ne bataya ke usse 30,000 rupay ka udhar liya hai mummy ne mere padhayi ke liye, jis wajah se mummy ko ulta use hi sudh aur udhar chukana pad raha hai, mujhe dukh hua, par college ka time horaha tha to mai nikal gaya.
Jab shaam ko aya to dekha gharme hasi mazak chal raha hai, jakar dekha to andar mummy, didi aur bappu chacha baithe has rahe the, andar ghuste hi mujhe bhi muskurana pada, par samne rakhe mithai ke packet se samjha ke ye bappu chacha hi laye honge, to pata chala ke aj bappu chacha ke 11 sal ke bete ka janam din tha to mithai laye hai, par ajeeb bat ye thee ke isse pehle kabhi nahi laye the wo kuchh bhi, khair 2 ghante tak didi se bekar ki bakwas karne ke bad hi ghar se gaye bappu chacha.
Usdin ke bad to ab ye roj ka tha, college se jane se pehle.., bappu chacha, college se akar dekho to bappu chacha, kala, takla, mota tagda, jise dekh kar hi chakkar ajaye, mai to uske itne bar ghar ane se hi chid jata tha, par kya kahu, uska udhar jo hai hum par wo bhi meri hi padhai ka, aur isme koi dorai nahi ke wo sirf didi se bate karne ata tha, kabhi fal to kabhi mithai, kabhi jhumke to kabhi machhli, hamesha didi ke liye kuchh lekar ata.
Didi bhi has has kar rakh leti, maine bhi socha chalo, agar thode bahut bate karke, chai peekar jata hai to kya hai, acchha hai didi ka bhi kuchh fayda horaha hai, free ka, par age kya hone wala tha ye mujhe andaza bhi na tha, ek bar jab college me meri sar dard horahi thee to mai jaldi ghar laut aya, aur gharme ghusa to koi nahi dikha, mai pichhe ki darwaze par dhoond ne jakar dekha…
Bappu tube well ke samne khada hai aur didi uske samne niche baith kar kapde dho rahi hai, aur wo dono dheere dheere koi bat kar rahe hai, bappu ki nazar didi ki cleavage ki or hai jo paseene se bheegi huyi hai, maine socha chhodo ab to ye bhi aam bat hai to mai bina awaz kiye apne kamre me jakar apne kapde badal ne laga, gamchha pehna hi tha ke mujhe didi ki halki si cheekh sunayi dee, mere man me dar aya to mai chal kar us pichhe ki darwaze par pahucha aur tabhi didi ke hasne ki awaz ane lagi, mai ruka aur ahiste se darwaze ki chhor se jhanka.
Maine jo dekha wo aj bhi saaf yad hai, bappu harami ne didi ko pichhe se kamar pe pakad rakkha hai, didi haste huye uski hath ko chhudakar bhagne ki kosish kar rahi hai, didi ke saree ka pallu niche hogaya hai, mai puri tarah confuse hogaya ke didi has kyu rahi hai, kya mujhe didi ko bachana chahiye ya nahi, itne me didi khudko chhudane me kamyab hogayi, aur dur jakar khadi hokar apne pallu theek karke muskurate huye boli…
Didi – bappu ji, darwaza khulla hai koi dekh lega to…
Bappu – acchha ruk ja, laundiya.
Ye kehkar wo pichhe mudkar meri taraf ane laga, mai jor se apne kamre ki or bhaga aur bistar ke niche ja chupa, par bappu seedhe pichhe ke darwaze se hokar gaya aur samne ka darwaza andar se band karke kundi laga diya.
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