Pichla bhaag padhe:- Mera open minded parivar
Ashok: Nahi beti, tum bed par so aur main neeche so jata hu, ok?
Priya: Bilkul bhi nahi papa. Aap upar aur main neeche soungi, bas topic khatam (double meaning mein bolti hai).
Papa: Ok theek hai. Lekin tum bhi bed par so jao please. Meri pyari beti papa ki baat ko naa mat kaho na.
Priya: Lekin papa aapke sath main kaise? Mujhe nighty mein sone ki aadat hai.
Papa: To kya hua? Tum nighty mein so jao. Waise main bhi lungi mein hi sota hu. Bas aaj towel mein sounga. Tum bed ki left side mein so, aur main right side mein. Beech mein 2 pillows rakh denge. Naa tumko koi problem ho, aur na hi mujhe. Chalega na ab to?
Priya: Hmmm chalega papa. Main change karke aati hu. Tab tak aap settle ho jao aaram se.
Priya almari mein se apni nighty leke washroom mein chali jati hai. Ashok pillows ko beech center mein rakh kar, partition jaisa bana ke, light off karke, towel hata kar, chaadar odh kar let jata hai.
Priya washroom ka door thoda sa khol ke dekhti hai ki papa pillows set kar rahe the, aur light off kar di thi.
Priya (khud se baat karte hue): Acha hua Papa ne light band kar di, jaldi jaa kar so jati hu.
Fir wo hadbadi mein darwaza band karke bed ki taraf daudti hai. Usi beech uska pair almari ke kone par lag jata hai, aur uski cheekh nikal jati hai. Ashok ko need lag hi rahi thi, ki Priya ki cheekh sun kar ghabra kar light chaalu kar deta hai.
Light chaalu hote hi Ashok ki aankh fati ki fati reh jati hai. Ek taraf uski beti ke pair ki ungli se khoon gir raha tha, aur doosri taraf uski beti ne net wali nighty pehni thi.
Priya (roti hui): Papa please light off kar do.
Ashok Priya ki awaaz sun ke hadbadi mein Priya ke paas jata hai nanga hi. Wo bhool jata hai ki usne towel wahi chhodh diya tha.
Priya: Papa light off kariye please. Aap mujhe is haalat mein nahi dekhna chahoge.
Ashok jaldi se jaa kar light band kar deta hai, aur apne mobile ki touch chaalu karke Priya ke paas jata hai, aur kehta hai-
Ashok: Beti kaise lag gaya ye? Tumhare pair pe zyada chot lagi hai kya? Dard ho raha hai kya? Kuch bol Priya beti, chalo aao bed par baitho.
Mobile ki flash light se Priya ka pair dekhne ke baad Ashok kehta hai: Acha hua nakhun nahi ukhda. Deep cut lagne ki wajah se khoon nikla hai. Lo main cream laga deta hu. Thoda aaram mil jayega. Priya kuch bolo.
Priya aankhen band karke dard ko bardasht karte hue papa ko kehti hai: Main theek hu papa. Zyada dard nahi ho raha hai. Ab khoon bhi band ho gaya hai.
Ashok: Priya main cream laga deta hu.
Priya: Nahi papa, ab so jao.
Ashok: Zid mat karo. Apna pair idhar karo. Mera mobile pakad ke torch dikhao. Main cream lagata hu.
Priya ne mobile apne hath mein liya, aur torch apne pair ki taraf rakh li. Thodi roshni mein se apne papa ka lund dikh raha tha. Wo kuch nahi bol rahi thi, bas dekhe jaa rahi thi. Ashok halki roshni mein apni beti ko nihaar raha tha.
Ashok: Beti, chot kaise lagi lekin?
Priya: Papa wo andhere mein kuch nahi dikh raha tha. Hadbadi mein lag gaya.
Ashok: Kyun beta, koi bhoot dekh liya tha kya?
Priya: Wo papa main…
Ashok: Kya beti bolo?
Priya: Papa nighty ki wajah se. Sorry papa, ek to mummy ne aapke sath aisa kiya, aur meri wajah se aap so nahi paa rahe ho.
Ashok: Sorry bolne ki koi zaroorat nahi beta. It’s okay. Tumhe mujhe bolna chahiye tha. Main aankhen band kar leta, tum khud light band kar leti. Isse tumhe chot nahi lagti. Chalo koi nahi, it’s okay. Khoon ruk gaya hai. Cream laga di hai. Aur kidhar laga hai kya?
Priya apne papa ka lund dekhne mein madhosh ho jati hai. Ashok jo bol raha tha, wo sun nahi rahi thi. Fir Ashok hath laga kar bolta hai-
Ashok: Priya, kya ho gaya?
Priya: Haa bolo papa, kya bol rahe the aap?
Ashok: Beti cream laga diya hu. Ab so jao.
Priya: Thank you papa. Aap bhi cream laga lo us par.
Ashok: Kis par Priya?
Priya apna hath badha kar uske papa ke lund ki taraf ishara karti hai hasti hui.
Ashok: Priya tum kuch zyada hi open ho gayi ho meri beti.
Priya: Kuch bhi papa! Mummy aur aapse to thoda kam hi hu main.
Ashok: Wo kaise Priya?
Priya: Hmmm jaane do papa. Aap gussa karoge.
Ashok: Arre nahi baba, bol to. Mujhe bhi to pata chalna chahiye na ki main aur tumhari mummy kaise open hai.
Priya: Lekin aap gussa to nahi karoge na mujh par?
Ashok: Nahi, I promise main gussa nahi karunga. Ab bata bhi to Priya
Priya: Papa aapko yaad hai pichle saal Komal ki tabiyat kharaab thi, aur Riya aur mummy gaon mein the tab ki baat hai.
Ashok (anjaan bante hue): Mujhe yaad nahi beti. Tum yaad dilao mujhe.
Priya: Papa main college se jaldi aa gayi thi, aur maine sab kuch dekha tha, jaise wo sab.
Ashok: Mujhe nahi yaad hai.
Priya: Papa mummy ka call aaya tha mujhe, lekin main receive nahi kar saki. To mummy ne mujhe sms kiya tha. Ghar jaldi chale jana, Komal ki tabiyat kharaab hai. Tumhare papa akele nahi dekh-bhaal kar sakte.
Ashok: Priya tum kya bol rahi ho? Mujhe to kuch samajh nahi aaya. Chalo jaane do, so jao (gusse mein).
Priya: Arre aap to gussa ho rahe ho papa. Acha theek hai main short mein bolti hu. Jab main ghar aayi to maine dekha aap aur Komal bathroom mein nange hoke naha rahe the. Bathroom ka door open tha, to main chupke se dekh rahi thi.
Ashok: Acha tum us din ki baat kar rahi ho. Wo to beti situation hi kuch aisi thi. Main tumko detail mein batata hu.
Priya baat ko kaat-ti hui bolti hai: Ruko papa, mummy ki bhi sun lo. Fir detail mein batana.
Priya: Ek morning meri neend jaldi khul gayi, to maine dekha ki mummy dudh waale bhaiya se baat kar rahi thi.
Ashok: Kya bol rahi ho tum beti! Kuch bhi bolti ho.
Priya: Papa poori baat to suno please.
Ashok: Acha theek hai bolo.
Mummy: Kumar bhai dudh thoda taaza laaya karo please.
Kumar: Arre bhabhi taaza hi hai. Aadhe ghante pehle daba ke nikala hu.
Mummy: Wahi to keh rahi hu. Aadhe ghante pehle daba kar nikaale the na, to taaza kaha se hua Kumar bhai?
Kumar: Bhabhi ji theek hai. Aap mere tabele mein aa jaya karo. Main aapke dudh ache se daba ke nikalunga.
Mummy: Kumar bhai kuch bhi bolte ho aap. Mere dudh nahi aata hai hahahaha.
Kumar: Mera matlab meri bhains ka bhabhi ji. Sorry, galti se bol diya.
Mummy: Koi baat nahi Kumar bhai. Mujhe bura nahi laga.
Priya: Tabhi papa aap aa gaye aur bole-
Ashok: Kon kiska dudh daba ke nikaalne wala hai?
Kumar ki to gaand fatt ke hath mein aa gayi: Ashok main bhains ki baat kar raha tha.
Ashok: Chalo koi baat nahi. Kal Poonam aapke paas aayegi morning mein. Tum dudh ache se daba-daba ke iska dudh nikaal lena. Mera matlab hai tumhari bhains ka.
(Present) Priya: Kumar uncle jab chale gaye, to aapne mummy ko bola-
Ashok: Kumar ko jaldi se patta lo. Mil ke hum dono tumhara dudh acha nikalenge hahahah.
Mummy: Mera dudh khaali karne ke liye to tumne ek mard dhoondh liya. Ab mujhe bhi tumhare liye doosri doodhwali dhoondhni hogi.
Ashok: Matlab?
Mummy: Matlab ya hai ki mere pati ne mere liye lund dhoondh liya hai, to mera bhi farz banta hai mere pati ke liye ek chut dhoondhne ka.
Priya: Tabhi main chheenk deti hu, aur aap log mujhe dekh kar chauk jaate hai. Fir aap mummy ke kaan mein kuch bolte ho, aur aap dono haste hai.
(Present) Ashok: Acha wo sab to mazaak tha Priya beti.
Priya: Papa ab bataiye Komal ke baare mein.
Ashok: Abhi nahi, bahut late ho gaya hai. So jao, mujhe neend aa rahi hai Priya.
Priya ka mood off ho jata hai, aur dono so jaate hai.
Subah ke 7 baje Poonam darwaza khol ke baahar aa kar dekhti hai to Ashok hall mein nahi tha. Doosre room mein dekhti hai ki Riya aur Komal sath mein so rahe the. Teesre room mein jaa kar dekhti hai to Priya aur Ashok sath mein bed par soye the.
Poonam nazara dekh kar aag babula ho jati hai andar ghuste hi. Lekin wo kuch der sochti hai, fir dheere se peeche chali jati hai darwaza band karke. Darwaze ki aahat sun kar Ashok uth jata hai.
Ashok dekhta hai ki Priya to so rahi thi, to door kisne band kiya? Fir Ashok bed se uth kar towel dhoondhne ke liya chaadar hatata hai, to wo dekhta hai ki Priya poori transparent nighty mein soyi thi. Priya ko boobs dekh kar hairan hoke sochta hai ki meri beti ke itne bade kaise ho rahe hai? Ashok baahar hall mein dekhta hai ki Poonam muh fula kar baithi thi.
Ashok: Darling sorry kal raat ke liye. Mujhe maaf kar do please. Meri jaan gussa thook do. Tabhi darwaze par knock ki awaaz sun kar Poonam darwaza kholne jati hai. Wo dekhti hai ki Kumar bhai ke sath aur koi ladka bhi aaya tha.
Poonam: Arre kumar bhai aap kyun aaye? Main bas aa hi rahi thi aapke paas (jaan-boojh kar chillate hue bolti hai taaki Ashok sun sake).
Ashok jaldi se darwaze ke paas aata hai, aur kehta hai: Arre Kumar tum yaha? Aur ye kon hai?
Kumar: Ye mera ladka hai. Abhi yahi dudh dene aayega aapke yaha. Ghar par main kuch maheeno ke liye gaon jaa raha hu.
Ashok Poonam ka mayus chehra dekh kar Kumar ko poochta hai: Kabhi jaa rahe ho?
Kumar: Kal raat ki train hai Ashok bhai.
Ashok: 2 minute ruk main abhi aata hu.
Ashok andar chala jata hai. Poonam Kumar ko bolti hai: Aaiye andar Kumar ji.
Kumar: Gautam beta tum jao neeche, main aata hu.
Kumar ka beta chala jata hai
Poonam: Aao andar Kumar bhai. Aisa kya hua jo itna urgent gaon jana pad raha hai?
Kumar: Kuch nahi bhabhi, meri biwi bula rahi hai. Isliye jana pad raha hai.
Poonam: Acha biwi bula rahi hai ya tumko biwi ki yaad aa rahi hai?!
Kumar: Nahi bhabhi, aap ho to mujhe biwi ki yaad kaha se aayegi?
Tabhi Ashok aata hai, aur bolta hai Kumar ko-
Ashok: Kumar ye kuch advance payment hai, gaon mein kaam aayega.
Kumar: Arre Ashok bhai, iski kya zaroorat thi bhai? Aap log mujhe hamesha khush rakhe, shukriya.
Ashok: Koi nahi, aur kisi cheez ki zaroorat ho to bejhijak hoke Poonam se maang lena. Theek hai?
Ashok Poonam ko dekh kar aankh maarta hai, aur Poonam khush ho kar Ashok se bolti hai-
Poonam: Ashok tumko office nahi jana hai kya? Jao ready hoke aao.
Ashok Poonam ki baat ko samajh jata hai, aur waha se nikal ke apne room mein jata hai ready hone ke liye.
Poonam: Kumar bhai, aap gaon chale jaoge to mera dudh kon dega?
Kumar: Bhabhi ji wo mera ladka dudh dene aayega. Chaliye bhabhi main nikalta hu. Ashok bhai ko namaste bolna mera.
Poonam: Arre aise-kaise jaane de hum aapko? Rukiye do minute, hum abhi aate hai.
Kumar: Ji theek hai bhabhi ji.
Poonam uth kar apne room ki taraf jati hai.
Kumar (khud se baat karta hai): Kya gaand hai bhabhi ji ki. Ek baar mil jaye to maza aa jaye.
Poonam palat ke dekh kar muskura kar chali jati hai. Ashok kapde utaar ke tower lapet ke nahane jata hai. Tabhi Poonam aake bolti hai ki kaha jaa rahe hai?
Ashok: Nahane jaa raha hu. Kyun kya hua? Kumar chala gaya bina maze liye hi?
Poonam: Tum bhi na kuch bhi bolte hu. Suno tum jao Priya ke room mein naha lo.
Ashok: Kyun?
Poonam: Mere kuch kapde hai jo main pehanti hi nahi hu. Isliye main Kumar bhai ki wife ko wo dene ka soch rahi hu.
Ashok: Ok dedo. Lekin mujhe doosre room mein nahane ko kyun bol rahi ho? Kahi tum Kumar ko wo to nahi dena chaahti ho na, jo wo chaahta hai hahahaha.
Poonam: Hmmmm aisa hi kuch samajh lo. Aur tumhare liye kar rahi hu. So go now please.
Ashok: Ok but main door open hi rakhna. Main dekhna chaahta hu ki meri biwi kaise chudwati hai.
Poonam: Jao aur Priya ko dekho kaise so rahi hai.
Poonam Ashok ke lund ko pakad ke bolti hai, aur Ashok Priya ke room mein chala jata hai. Fir Poonam hall mein kumar ke paas aati hai, aur kehti hai-
To be continued…